u/ImDan134

I’ve officially reached the stage where I open apps out of habit and then just… stare. So instead of doing that, I’m here.

Just a guy from the UK. I’m easygoing, sarcastic in a harmless way, and capable of having proper conversations that don’t feel like an interview. Things tend to go from normal to ridiculous pretty quickly, which is either a bonus or a warning.

Interests:

Gaming, reading, music, and those conversations that start small and somehow end with “how did we even get here?”

What I’m after:

Someone who actually replies

A decent sense of humour

No disappearing acts halfway through a conversation

That’s it. Simple.

Worst case: a slightly awkward chat

Best case: we accidentally become mates and neither of us is bored anymore.

Low risk. Mild chaos. Worth it.

I’ve officially reached the stage where I open apps out of habit and then just… stare. So instead of doing that, I’m here.

Just a guy from the UK. I’m easygoing, sarcastic in a harmless way, and capable of having proper conversations that don’t feel like an interview. Things tend to go from normal to ridiculous pretty quickly, which is either a bonus or a warning.

Interests:

Gaming, reading, music, and those conversations that start small and somehow end with “how did we even get here?”

What I’m after:

Someone who actually replies

A decent sense of humour

No disappearing acts halfway through a conversation

That’s it. Simple.

Worst case: a slightly awkward chat

Best case: we accidentally become mates and neither of us is bored anymore.

Low risk. Mild chaos. Worth it.

I’ve officially reached the stage where I open apps out of habit and then just… stare. So instead of doing that, I’m here.

Just a guy from the UK. I’m easygoing, sarcastic in a harmless way, and capable of having proper conversations that don’t feel like an interview. Things tend to go from normal to ridiculous pretty quickly, which is either a bonus or a warning.

Interests:

Gaming, reading, music, and those conversations that start small and somehow end with “how did we even get here?”

What I’m after:

Someone who actually replies

A decent sense of humour

No disappearing acts halfway through a conversation

That’s it. Simple.

Worst case: a slightly awkward chat

Best case: we accidentally become mates and neither of us is bored anymore.

Low risk. Mild chaos. Worth it.

I’ve officially reached the stage where I open apps out of habit and then just… stare. So instead of doing that, I’m here.

Just a guy from the UK. I’m easygoing, sarcastic in a harmless way, and capable of having proper conversations that don’t feel like an interview. Things tend to go from normal to ridiculous pretty quickly, which is either a bonus or a warning.

Interests:

Gaming, reading, music, and those conversations that start small and somehow end with “how did we even get here?”

What I’m after:

Someone who actually replies

A decent sense of humour

No disappearing acts halfway through a conversation

That’s it. Simple.

Worst case: a slightly awkward chat

Best case: we accidentally become mates and neither of us is bored anymore.

Low risk. Mild chaos. Worth it.

I’ve officially reached the stage where I open apps out of habit and then just… stare. So instead of doing that, I’m here.

Just a guy from the UK. I’m easygoing, sarcastic in a harmless way, and capable of having proper conversations that don’t feel like an interview. Things tend to go from normal to ridiculous pretty quickly, which is either a bonus or a warning.

Interests:

Gaming, reading, music, and those conversations that start small and somehow end with “how did we even get here?”

What I’m after:

Someone who actually replies

A decent sense of humour

No disappearing acts halfway through a conversation

That’s it. Simple.

Worst case: a slightly awkward chat

Best case: we accidentally become mates and neither of us is bored anymore.

Low risk. Mild chaos. Worth it.

I’ve officially reached the stage where I open apps out of habit and then just… stare. So instead of doing that, I’m here.

Just a guy from the UK. I’m easygoing, sarcastic in a harmless way, and capable of having proper conversations that don’t feel like an interview. Things tend to go from normal to ridiculous pretty quickly, which is either a bonus or a warning.

Interests:

Gaming, reading, music, and those conversations that start small and somehow end with “how did we even get here?”

What I’m after:

Someone who actually replies

A decent sense of humour

No disappearing acts halfway through a conversation

That’s it. Simple.

Worst case: a slightly awkward chat

Best case: we accidentally become mates and neither of us is bored anymore.

Low risk. Mild chaos. Worth it.

I’ve officially reached the stage where I open apps out of habit and then just… stare. So instead of doing that, I’m here.

Just a guy from the UK. I’m easygoing, sarcastic in a harmless way, and capable of having proper conversations that don’t feel like an interview. Things tend to go from normal to ridiculous pretty quickly, which is either a bonus or a warning.

Interests:

Gaming, reading, music, and those conversations that start small and somehow end with “how did we even get here?”

What I’m after:

Someone who actually replies

A decent sense of humour

No disappearing acts halfway through a conversation

That’s it. Simple.

Worst case: a slightly awkward chat

Best case: we accidentally become mates and neither of us is bored anymore.

Low risk. Mild chaos. Worth it.

I’ve officially reached the stage where I open apps out of habit and then just… stare. So instead of doing that, I’m here.

Just a guy from the UK. I’m easygoing, sarcastic in a harmless way, and capable of having proper conversations that don’t feel like an interview. Things tend to go from normal to ridiculous pretty quickly, which is either a bonus or a warning.

Interests:

Gaming, reading, music, and those conversations that start small and somehow end with “how did we even get here?”

What I’m after:

Someone who actually replies

A decent sense of humour

No disappearing acts halfway through a conversation

That’s it. Simple.

Worst case: a slightly awkward chat

Best case: we accidentally become mates and neither of us is bored anymore.

Low risk. Mild chaos. Worth it.

I’ve officially reached the stage where I open apps out of habit and then just… stare. So instead of doing that, I’m here.

Just a guy from the UK. I’m easygoing, sarcastic in a harmless way, and capable of having proper conversations that don’t feel like an interview. Things tend to go from normal to ridiculous pretty quickly, which is either a bonus or a warning.

Interests:

Gaming, reading, music, and those conversations that start small and somehow end with “how did we even get here?”

What I’m after:

Someone who actually replies

A decent sense of humour

No disappearing acts halfway through a conversation

That’s it. Simple.

Worst case: a slightly awkward chat

Best case: we accidentally become mates and neither of us is bored anymore.

Low risk. Mild chaos. Worth it.

I’ve officially reached the stage where I open apps out of habit and then just… stare. So instead of doing that, I’m here.

Just a guy from the UK. I’m easygoing, sarcastic in a harmless way, and capable of having proper conversations that don’t feel like an interview. Things tend to go from normal to ridiculous pretty quickly, which is either a bonus or a warning.

Interests:

Gaming, reading, music, and those conversations that start small and somehow end with “how did we even get here?”

What I’m after:

Someone who actually replies

A decent sense of humour

No disappearing acts halfway through a conversation

That’s it. Simple.

Worst case: a slightly awkward chat

Best case: we accidentally become mates and neither of us is bored anymore.

Low risk. Mild chaos. Worth it.

I’ve officially reached the stage where I open apps out of habit and then just… stare. So instead of doing that, I’m here.

Just a guy from the UK. I’m easygoing, sarcastic in a harmless way, and capable of having proper conversations that don’t feel like an interview. Things tend to go from normal to ridiculous pretty quickly, which is either a bonus or a warning.

Interests:

Gaming, reading, music, and those conversations that start small and somehow end with “how did we even get here?”

What I’m after:

Someone who actually replies

A decent sense of humour

No disappearing acts halfway through a conversation

That’s it. Simple.

Worst case: a slightly awkward chat

Best case: we accidentally become mates and neither of us is bored anymore.

Low risk. Mild chaos. Worth it.

I’ve officially reached the stage where I open apps out of habit and then just… stare. So instead of doing that, I’m here.

Just a guy from the UK. I’m easygoing, sarcastic in a harmless way, and capable of having proper conversations that don’t feel like an interview. Things tend to go from normal to ridiculous pretty quickly, which is either a bonus or a warning.

Interests:

Gaming, reading, music, and those conversations that start small and somehow end with “how did we even get here?”

What I’m after:

Someone who actually replies

A decent sense of humour

No disappearing acts halfway through a conversation

That’s it. Simple.

Worst case: a slightly awkward chat

Best case: we accidentally become mates and neither of us is bored anymore.

Low risk. Mild chaos. Worth it.