I went bowling with Benjamin Netanyahu last weekend
We kept it low-key. No security, no cameras, just two regular guys at the bowling alley.
He showed up with his own bowling ball for some reason. Not even a custom one—just a plain black ball with "BIBI" written on it in silver marker. He took the game extremely seriously too. Every frame felt like geopolitical negotiations.
Halfway through, he randomly told me he had actually owned the bowling alley for the past 2,000 years. I was like, "This place opened in 1998." He just looked at me and said, "The historical situation is more complicated than that."
I accidentally got a strike and he stared at the scoreboard for like 10 seconds and said, "Interesting development."
Afterward we got pizza. He folded his slice with alarming precision. Nice guy overall, very competitive. Said he'd be down for another round next weekend.