u/Independent_Crow4863

ive gotten so so so bored of trying to do horde with the meta, frog lion and mantis. so i came up with an unconventional loadout that is competent enough to match the meta.

frontlines:
i was always a fan of the paw pals combo, with voltazar’s vastly increased range most notably, which lets it smack stuff without needing to pull bosses down or make way in the lane.

kangachamp is a beast in damage. i remember at the start of s1, people discovered he was absolutely nuts but then just… forgot about him.

i like chefugu. its not very offensive, but warship roll is really nice for killing bosses and the bonus sushi he sends out to heal is nice. he’s a good all rounder.

the rest:
hyphoria is good, even at lvl 1. dmg reduction and attack speed from spores, i like using her more than bat tbh.

ashlarva, at lvl 3 and 5, can also put pressure on enemies if they get too close. healing and lvl 7 are great as well

fishopus and ptooielama are the designated boss killers. with decent dps in early game, and both their lvl 7s decimate bosses in the end.

waveflutter is waveflutter.

aquariel is aquariel.

everyone sleeps on ninjaguana, but after i made my post before ive seen some more support for it, my propaganda is working. putting it in the backline allows for its lvl 5 and 7 to put a lot of the map to sleep really quickly, and is also just some really good dps.

the reason silversear is here too: voltazar can function fine without silversear, but ideally the other teammate should use silversear. if i try to cram it in my team, i will lack dps, healing, or whatever i replace it with.

i reached 748 kills on d3 with 2/3 good chips, and i average about 600 kills on d4 (i never have good luck with chips).

this team is probably in no way meta changing because i bet most players already dont invest in any of these guys. its just a way for me to keep horde fun and engaging without endlessly looping meta picks.

dont define yourself only with the meta! explore, there are so many tatari with so many abilities to offer

i finally got the rainbow perfect on it and oh my god theres so many. i know they sync to the lyrics and i know theyre just normal butterflies in half time but theres so many of them oh my goodness

it makes no sense to me. where the fuck is the real shark aspect? what, do you think sharks are like giant elongated heads that have fins for ears? its really fucking stupid to me.
if these kinds of drawings had no context and were only observed by the silhouette, it would look like a fucking elf.
idk if its just me but the result of this makes it either look like an elf or some human that only had the head merged with a shark. if anything, put the fucking pectoral fins on the elbows or some shit. who the fuck doesnt like fins that function as arm blades. not some fucking whimsy doo blue shit fucker from the mushroom forest wearing a swimsuit
another peeve i have is when anthro sharks’ tails just look like they have a whole ass shark shoved up their fucking big ass. like ???? sometimes i even see gills on that shit. what?????
it reminds me of that one meme that went like shark fursonas are just blue dog fursonas. theres a whole fucking world out there, have some creative liberty instead of catering to gooners because EVERYONE likes furry catgirls with huge fucking badonkers, but people mask it as “nuh uh, it has fins. im not into catgirls, im into sharkgirls” no you fucking arent.
i dont give a fuck how high quality the original art is, im not fucking appreciating it as much if the sharks have long pointy fuckass ears that could hear me take a shit from the other side of a room of gooners going schlop schlop schlop to their dingleberry, beating it to the catgirl with a singular fin on her head and a live shark shoved up her ass

im genuinely crashingn out right now i was going to trade my normal slug for 18 whole seabed stickers but at the last second i disconnected. im so mad right now genuinely.

and if i could request any normal seabeds too 👀

my sister took this screenshot after the admin abuse, THE LORE WILL DEEPEN🤯

im so mad, i finally found someone with this extremely hard to find pet and first thing thos owner does when we trade is suggest this. they ended up declining from my other offer, which was a 10% chance chow chow and some other out of game leg i forgot

i just opened 4 crystal eggs i got from a trade and I GOT A CORGI

i find the challenge train to be straight up brutally difficult, whereas drum lessons is hard on a technical sense, using every button on the gba