Sorry not sorry, Cortis' name is a complete irredeemably disaster

why are kpop companies obsessed with finding a slogan/tagline then making it into an acronym you say as a word? "Color Outside The Lines". Don't their massive marketing and PR teams see the High Cortisol Meter memes?

The fandom name, Coer, is even worse. It sounds like the voices in those ragebait AI fruit dramas that end every. single. sentence in the slang "cuh" but mess it up because AI can't 100% figure out human speech. Coer reminds me too much of the word "coerce". In fact it was hard to type out because autocorrect did exactly that.

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u/Indigo_Cauliflower12 — 2 days ago
▲ 123 r/stupidquestions+1 crossposts

If I microwaved an adult human, how exactly would that person die?

Think of a regular degular average microwave, then scale it up 10x. Place an adult human inside, shut the door then input 99.99minutes. How exactly could that person die? Humans can survive elevated heat levels with no break for hours, as proved with ancient pre AC trade routes across the middle east. The microwave electromagnetic radiation waves that microwaves are named after, are too "thin" to be felt by humans. Because radio waves on their own don't hurt us. Sitting on the round glass will definitely burn the human's butt and I'm sure the normally quiet, now loud, HMMMMM sound right next to their ears would be unbearable. I'll make an educated guess that after the timer dings, the human would be *somewhat* dehydrated because microwaves heat up food via the water inside. No bones would be affected either IMO. So if I microwaved an adult human, I don't think that person will die.

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u/Indigo_Cauliflower12 — 9 days ago

She must think she's so so clever with the dainty wittle white woman rebrand.

She doesn’t respect black people, so as a result she doesn't respect her "old" music. Even though Blackiana made her an A list celeb, multimillionaire, got her Glinda, and worldwide famous. Everything about this woman is calculated despite playing the innocent accidentally pedobaiting sexybaby girl her entire career. She always knew deep down that this oversexualized blackfishing had a time limit to it, and that in order to be remembered as a Great, she needed to pick up a classier image. The Voice era plus Dalton marriage was her perfect segue to Hollywood royalty. That she can magically wipe away 10+ years of "ghetto" with 1 kids movie. She really thinks she's slick!!😂

In reality, her legacy is already ruined. She'll be remembered not as a Mariah Carey level voice with iconic instantly recognizable discography, but as a culture vulture who happened to conveniently switch to her true race right as fascism took power over the United States🤔. She'll be remembered for her aesthetic in the 3rd wave fauxmenism "empowered woman taking charge of her sexuality" era, but failing to follow the other tenants of treating other women with respect in the nonsexual sphere. She'll be remembered for bizarrely choosing to larp as a long dead caucasian 50s star to cover up her "ghetto baby mama cheating scandal" (in her head). She'll be remembered for her embarrassing pickme albums &lyrics, then releasing "elegant dignified lyrics," in an attempt to replace them, but ending up with the same content without trap beats in the back. She'll be remembered for making open EDs mainstream again triggering millions of female survivors, suspiciously when it was time to be held accountable for effing ugly married men with freshly postpartum wives who also look like an exact copy of her blood relative. She'll be remembered for pushing out 2 albums like a fart so she can tour with her new true superior Aryan persona after a decade sucking black producers dry like a vampire.

Finally, she'll be remembered for the clearly end-stage narcissist creepy Petal music video featuring her killing white male execs (just because she didn't get the role she wanted), when she stayed quiet as a teensy tiny mouse during the Quiet on Set Dan Schneider predator exposé reckoning.

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u/Indigo_Cauliflower12 — 11 days ago
▲ 115 r/petfree

Has anyone else been bothered by the uptick in dogs being brought to summer events?

Funny how nutters call us dog haters, when THEY are the true abusers. Dogs have super sensitive ears. It is literal torture to keep them in super loud festivals with speakers booming & hundreds of people laughing and talking at once. One time I almost stepped on a very small dog that matched the color of the pavement! I shouldn't need to be vigilant of 💩 in a naturally joyful environment. And of course, I've been to ***family friendly*** places where the nanny dogs were allowed in. A tragedy waiting to happen.

Nutters love to bring their furchild to events with 0 things for dogs to do. Why tf is your 💩cannon at a craft festival? They can't throw clay, weave a friendship bracelet or use money to help out a small basket business. This is the result of greedy corporations selling anthropomorphization. These people truly believe their dog is on the same IQ level of a toddler, so even though a small child can't remember a food festival it is still beneficial developmentally to take them there. There's a church that hires out small rides + invites food trucks. Tell me why I saw a nutter and his kids take their dog!!!!! I could see the kids were annoyed they couldn't ride the merrygoround all together because someone had to sit out with the dog. At an entirely separate event, I saw a dog inhaling a whole paper bowl of ice cream or something that had clearly been accidentally dropped. The owner simply laughed!!! I couldn't tell what it was but it was white-ish and tan!!!

Nutters truly dgaf about their dog's health. I'm so sick of being afraid of mauling in places that should be safe for kids.

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u/Indigo_Cauliflower12 — 19 days ago
▲ 70 r/Dogfree

Has anyone else been bothered by the uptick in dogs being brought to summer events?

Funny how nutters call us dog haters, when THEY are the true abusers. Dogs have super sensitive ears. It is literal torture to keep them in super loud festivals with speakers booming & hundreds of people laughing and talking at once. One time I almost stepped on a very small dog that matched the color of the pavement! I shouldn't need to be vigilant of 💩 in a naturally joyful environment. And of course, I've been to family friendly places where the nanny dogs were allowed in. A tragedy waiting to happen.

Nutters love to bring their furchild to events with 0 things for dogs to do. Why tf is your 💩cannon at a craft festival? They can't throw clay, weave a friendship bracelet or use money to help out a small basket business. This is the result of greedy corporations selling anthropomorphization. These people truly believe their dog is on the same IQ level of a toddler, so even though a small child can't remember a food festival it is still beneficial developmentally to take them there. There's a church that hires out small rides + invites food trucks. Tell me why I saw an idiot and his kids take their dog!!!!! I could see the kids were annoyed they couldn't ride the merrygoround all together because someone had to sit out with the dog. At an entirely separate event, I saw a dog inhaling a whole paper bowl of ice cream or something that had clearly been accidentally dropped. The owner simply laughed!!! I couldn't tell what it was but it was white-ish and tan!!!

Nutters truly dgaf about their dog's health. I'm so sick of being afraid of mauling in places that should be safe for kids.

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u/Indigo_Cauliflower12 — 19 days ago

It is genuinely sad to me how Ariana wastes her beautiful voice on s3x s3x s3x

I was gonna make a post about this a while ago but I was scared of the 3rd wave white feminists. Now idgaf. It's truly sad how God gifted her such a beautiful voice, and she only uses it for cringe *racebending* *pickme* music. "rIdE dIcK bIcYcLe." "I'll steal your man YUH.." Mariah was and is sexy, BUT she has a lot of songs that aren't about men. Beyonce had bootylicious but she also has Black Is King. The Glinda era was her perfect segue out of pickmeland but she blew it with yes and + petal. Imo dropping the race shifting saved her career. Not excusing that it happened, or that she never apologized for it to this say ofc. To see her then *continue* with the embarrassing sexpot cosplay is just.... millions of *girls* became attached to her because of Wicked. It feels groomer-ish to keep up with the tired sexy baby act. Sorry not sorry.

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u/Indigo_Cauliflower12 — 1 month ago

Problem: Why don't my "Install for the first time and try within a day" points redeem?

This has been going on for months now. I install the game, play for about 5 minutes, and then wait.... and the points never come! I've tried staying on the install screen instead of navigating away, to open the app so GPP "registers" the gameplay... but it still doesn't work! IFAD used to work fine for me. What do I do?

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u/Indigo_Cauliflower12 — 3 months ago

What if the only reason we know his plays is because he overproduced a crap ton of copies? If all humans were eliminated somehow and an alien 👽 touched down to earth, it would be reasonable for them to assume that Taylor Swift is the best musician in history. Because why else would there be thousands of variants? Obviously, humans couldn't get enough of her art!

What if William built a very parasocial fanbase when he was young, to the point they would attack the printing presses of any poetry critic? So both the public and mainstream media were cowed into submission by the Spearies. And now, we 2020's humans assume that William Shakespeare was the best of the best of his era. Instead of a fraud who stole lines from his contemporaries and had a personal fan army who beat every voice against him into silence.

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u/Indigo_Cauliflower12 — 4 months ago