So… Mutiny Right?

So we ship out on this unsanctioned voyage, are repeatedly sent to nightmare island to fill a quota. With weapons I’m pretty sure Beatriz makes. To retrieve treasure we never see again. Only to be scolded if we fail to meet a quota by a captain who won’t set foot on the island and thinks we’re fighting natives. Even the old priest joins us on the island. I say we kill the captain and keep the weapons and treasures for ourselves! Who’s with me?

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u/Isekaime4real — 6 days ago

Growing up means realizing Carmen is the worst

I love this movie and have watched it thousands of times throughout my life. In my thirties now i realize how awful a girl friend Carmen is. During the football game she’s actively flirting with or at least allowing Zander to flirt with her. At the dance she’s seen flirting with him again. Rico tells her his parents disowned him and she’s like, “I’m sorry about your parents”. Then she breaks up with him, clearly starts dating Zander immediately. And there’s that wonderful theory that her crashing into the meteor caused it to redirect to Buenos Aires.

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u/Isekaime4real — 9 days ago

I fear we are mad already

For on this mighty galleon we sailed from home on. There is no wheel to be found. How did we steer here? How did we arrive here? Have we always been here?

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u/Isekaime4real — 10 days ago

Breaking news! Superheroes in Hatchetfield?

“This is Dan Reynolds with Action news. I’m live on scene at Hillside Mall where moments ago the sweet treats at Cinnabon congealed into a living monstrous mass of frosting. The creature began eating onlookers. Seconds after the creature devoured Gerald Monroe a glowing spider web appeared and people came out of it. A man on a floating cube is flying circles around the creature. A pink dog like creature with a gaping maw for a face seems to be eating the Cinnabon creature. Why is it wearing a Honey Queen sash? A man and woman have appeared out of the portal. The woman seems to be a cyborg and the man is… cloning himself? They are joining the fight. A soldier has come out of the portal. Let’s see if we can talk to him”

[The cameraman and Dan run towards him] “Sir! Dan Reynolds with action news? Who are you people?

“My name is General John MacNamara. We are peip. People empowered by inter-dimensional phenomena. We travel through the multiverse defeating foes in worlds with no heroes of their own.”

[The portal glows and a female voice is heard] “John! We are needed.” [The heroes rush back through the portal leaving Gerald Monroe in a pile of mushed Cinnabon. He’s happily eating the remains of the creature. The portal disappears]

“Well… this sure was a sticky situation. I’m Dan Reynolds with Action news. Back to you Donna”

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u/Isekaime4real — 14 days ago

What I want

I can’t be the only one who wants this. The last page of the book is free creativity. All locations. All characters. Making your own original 6-8 slot stories. Characters who don’t interact in the whole game finally meeting. Us seeing insane combinations. Especially with the new characters. What would The Doctor think of Davy Jones? Would Dracula bite a franken-Isabel or be to confused about what he’s seeing. I just think it would be the coolest

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u/Isekaime4real — 23 days ago

A question for the ladies on dating apps

Why do you match with people and never talk to them? This has happened to me on multiple apps. I’ll match with a beautiful woman who never says anything. So why?

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u/Isekaime4real — 1 month ago

A question for the ladies on dating apps

Why do you match with people and never talk to them? This has happened to me on multiple apps. I’ll match with a beautiful woman who never says anything. So why?

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u/Isekaime4real — 1 month ago