Think Scott Calvin from the Santa Clause
Dive into the streets of Gotham, where YOU are part of its seedy underworld. You are now being pursued by the Dark Knight who wants to bring you to justice.
Apparently WB still owns the Theme Park rights for DC in Florida, and Universal’s Marvel Contract doesn’t say anything about being exclusively Marvel except at Superhero island. WB rights to DC that are available are Florida and Las Vegas only though.
“Hissssss. Did you hear Voldemort like’s to practice Ballet in a full Tutu when no one is watching?”
Voldemort stared down his arch Enemy Harry Potter. As he was about to cast the killing curse to end him once and for all, he paused. He could hear something. It was music, a rock variant if he remembered his genres correctly.
“Who is playing that drivel?”, Voldemort asked calmly.
His death eaters looked around confused, as none of them, had any idea. All the while the music was getting louder.
“Bah, worthless, all of you”, Voldemort cried. He then raised the elder wand. “Avada-“
This was all Voldemort could say before a napalm simulation spell hit him.
Suddenly, appearing over the treeline of the forbidden forest were Apache 2000 attack brooms being flown by MACUSA SEALs.
“America”, they yelled as they descended on the death eaters, who were now panicking in the chaos.
“What.” Said Harry, who stood there confused.
“SACRE BLEUUUUU!!!!!” Voldemort thought internally.
Inspired by the prompts from u/Electronic_Fox_7481
GET BACK HERE, TOM! TOMMMMM! YOU CAN’T ESCAPE ME! I’LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!
Lilo and Stitch crossover
Yes this is Project Hail Mary.
Can’t be affected by the full moon if your nowhere near it…
Dudley after leaving in the 7th book turns his life around and enters politics, eventually making his way to the top, eventually becoming Prime Minister.
Hermione was a bit busy, and only knew an election was going on, but not who was set to become Prime Minister.
A double twist on the helpful Goblin trope…
Wormtail took a deep breath despite his fear of his master, he had to defend his friends on this. “Yes they are mice, but have been experimented on to the point that this hardly matters.” “Very well, we shall cooperate with them, and upon our success, we will divide the muggle and Wizarding worlds between us.”
Narf
Not Ron Bashing. More Ron has a recently broken leg and is the slowest among them being chased by a werewolf…
Probably shouldn’t mess with an animal with not only a long memory, but one with a spike jutting from its head…
Dumbledore was rather delirious after getting his hand cursed...