u/John-theFisherman

꧁ Setting the scene꧂

༺ I am in a 5 person polycule (me, gryffyn, daffodil, kai, and jax). We were having a smash bros night like normal and lets just say i was a bit on edge (i got fired last week). Im the resident smasher of the cule (6 million gsp on pyra, 4.5 million on wario) and i was really NOT looking to tryhard this night. Gryffyn of course insists we play without items and on ✨tournament legal✨ stages, and we all begrudgingly agree as to not upset them.

It came down to just me and Gryffyn of course and they. Kept. Spamming. Falco. Laser…my anger was slowly building. They kept running from my up b (i was pyra) and lasering me until i got to about 230%. They then did the falco “hands off my you know what”. I lost it. I ripped the switch out of the dock and proceeded to run over it with my e-scooter in the garage (It’s technically my switch so I can do this). I really feel for Kai and Daffodil (jax was disassociating at the time and not playing), as they were playing normally but now the switch is damaged. Im dreading the group meeting we’re gonna have, so for now im eating digiornos in my beanbag chair typing this while avoiding the dirty/concerned looks from the others. I wish they would take my needs more seriously to avoid incidents like this. Its like they dont even have me in mind…༻

꧁ Setting the scene꧂

༺ I am in a 5 person polycule (me, gryffyn, daffodil, kai, and jax). We were having a smash bros night like normal and lets just say i was a bit on edge (i got fired last week). Im the resident smasher of the cule (6 million gsp on pyra, 4.5 million on zelda) and i was really NOT looking to tryhard this night. Gryffyn of course insists we play without items and on ✨tournament legal✨ stages, and we all begrudgingly agree as to not upset them.

It came down to just me and Gryffyn of course and they. Kept. Spamming. Falco. Laser…my anger was slowly building. They kept running from my up b (i was pyra) and lasering me until i got to about 230%. They then did the falco “hands off my you know what”. I lost it. I ripped the switch out of the dock and proceeded to run over it with my e-scooter in the garage (It’s technically my switch so I can do this). I really feel for Kai and Daffodil (jax was disassociating at the time and not playing), as they were playing normally but now the switch is damaged. Im dreading the group meeting we’re gonna have, so for now im eating digiornos in my beanbag chair typing this while avoiding the dirty/concerned looks from the others. I wish they would take my needs more seriously to avoid incidents like this. Its like they dont even have me in mind…༻

꧁ Setting the scene꧂

༺ I am in a 5 person polycule (me, gryffyn, daffodil, kai, and jax). We were having a smash bros night like normal and lets just say i was a bit on edge (i got fired last week). Im the resident smasher of the cule (6 million gsp on pyra, 4.5 million on zelda) and i was really NOT looking to tryhard this night. Gryffyn of course insists we play without items and on ✨tournament legal✨ stages, and we all begrudgingly agree as to not upset them.

It came down to just me and Gryffyn of course and they. Kept. Spamming. Falco. Laser…my anger was slowly building. They kept running from my up b (i was pyra) and lasering me until i got to about 230%. They then did the falco “hands off my you know what”. I lost it. I ripped the switch out of the dock and proceeded to run over it with my e-scooter in the garage (It’s technically my switch so I can do this). I really feel for Kai and Daffodil (jax was disassociating at the time and not playing), as they were playing normally but now the switch is damaged. Im dreading the group meeting we’re gonna have, so for now im eating digiornos in my beanbag chair typing this while avoiding the dirty/concerned looks from the others. I wish they would take my needs more seriously to avoid incidents like this. Its like they dont even have me in mind…༻

Oooookay got an account warning last time so lets keep this pg

꧁ Setting the scene꧂

༺ I am in a polycule. I know its funny to make fun of this on the internet but i dont care about your opinions. We were having a smash night like normal and lets just say i was a bit on edge. Im the resident smasher of the cule (6 million gsp on pyra, 4.5 million on zelda) and i was NOT looking to tryhard this night. Gryffyn of course insists we play without items and on ✨tournament legal✨ stages, and we all begrudgingly agree. It came down to just me and Gryffyn of course and they. Kept. Spamming. Falco. Laser…my anger was slowly building. They kept running from my up b and lasering me until i got to about 230%. They then did the falco “hands off my you know what”. I lost it. I ripped the switch out of the dock and proceeded to run over it with my e-scooter. I really feel for Kai and Daffodil, as they were playing normally but now the switch is damaged. Im dreading the group meeting we’re gonna have, so for now im eating digiornos in my beanbag chair typing this ✌️ 🫩༻

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