u/JotaroIsStraightest

He keeps stealing my post ideas and talking about hyperchu, joy, and wildcard. Illiterate Chud talking from the seat of his autocorrect button on the top of his phone keyboard.

How about you go back to 4chan man? We had enough Roy stories here and it's called the dumpster.

Heyooo! Three point bank shot right there.

How about you pick up a real character like M. wireframe and maybe you will get some cred on your name

Better yet, maybe play marth and Zain will start messing with your dog ass. Lowtier

Reporting on hyperchu like it's nobodies business well guess what bud I'm pbs and you are fox news. Fearmongering hyperchu unranked and slopping up the legendary Roy main joy(aka Miami) like he's Mr orange office.

I'm not scared of you 🤬

I don't know if anyone remembers Miami anymore. Most of you are too new. You know the top players, the content creators, the people with sponsors and combo videos and custom controllers worth more than my car. But you don't know Miami.

Miami worked security. Not the cool kind. Not event security. Not bodyguard work. The kind where you're sitting alone in a booth at 3 AM watching cameras pointed at an empty parking lot. The kind of job where every shift feels exactly the same as the last.

He played Roy.

Not because Roy was good. Not because Roy was viable. Not because Roy was secretly underrated.

He played Roy because God hated him.

Every night he'd get home from work, boot up Melee, and proceed to get his teeth kicked in by Foxes and Marths with names like "TaxAccountant420" and "IStudyFrameData." Most people would have switched characters. Miami doubled down.

Then he'd open Reddit.

And he'd post AI stories.

Not good AI stories. Not clever AI stories. Just complete slop about Hyperchu.

Hyperchu defeats thirty-seven Fox mains in a row.

Hyperchu discovers the lost sixth spacie.

Hyperchu teaches a raccoon to multishine.

Hyperchu accidentally becomes king of Nevada.

The stories made less sense every week.

People would ask him why he kept posting them.

Miami would usually respond with something like, "it was revealed to me in a dream."

For a while it was funny. Then one night during a particularly slow shift, he opened Reddit to post another story. It was twenty paragraphs long and involved Hyperchu defeating an army of Ganondorfs with a magical GameCube controller.

He stared at it for a minute.

Then another minute.

Then he felt something he hadn't felt in years.

Shame.

Not crushing shame. Not life-changing shame. Just a tiny amount.

The kind of shame you feel when you realize you've spent three hours arguing online about whether Roy is mid tier or low tier.

For the first time, Miami understood what he had become.

He wasn't a famous poster.

He wasn't a great writer.

He wasn't producing art.

He was just some guy sitting in a security booth at 2:43 AM generating Hyperchu fanfiction and posting it to Reddit.

He was, in his own words, "just a little chud."

And weirdly, that realization brought him peace.

Because once you accept you're a little chud, there's no pressure anymore. You don't need to be important. You don't need followers. You don't need recognition. You don't need to pretend your Hyperchu stories are secretly brilliant satire.

You can just be a Roy main.

You can just work your dead-end job.

You can just post stupid nonsense online because it makes you laugh.

Years later, Miami vanished from Reddit without explanation. No farewell post. No dramatic announcement. One day he was there, the next day he was gone.

Some say he got a better job. Some say he found a girlfriend. Some say he finally landed a fully charged Roy forward smash sweetspot and ascended directly into heaven.

Nobody really knows.

But every time I see some incomprehensible AI-generated post sitting at 2 upvotes with thirty comments arguing about whether it's ironic, I think about Miami.

The greatest Roy main who ever lived.

Not a hero. Not a legend.

Just a little chud trying his best.

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