This Zaza got me feeling like whatever the fuck is going on here

Lookin' like Bradshaw made poopie and Tall Paul is mad about it

u/JudasEffect128653 — 6 days ago

So I had to ask myself: Considering Undertaker set the fire on his little bitch brother Kane because in Taker's eyes "Only the Strong Shall Survive", wouldn't that mean Taker is a weak ass bitch because he is literally The Deadman, and therefor has not survived anything?

u/JudasEffect128653 — 6 days ago

I cannot fucking believe they made Percy Watson's catchphrase "OH YEAH!" like that wasn't already the catchphrase of a top five wrestler in company history

u/JudasEffect128653 — 8 days ago
▲ 45 r/mets

I don't care if he reaches The Show with us or not, I need GGH's dog to throw out a first pitch ASAP

u/JudasEffect128653 — 9 days ago

A tier list ranking of every album cover of the studio efforts

While yes, there is some correlation between what's considered 'the best album' and 'the best album cover', that's sheer coincidence.

I also tried to not factor in sentimentality and nostalgia, as something like Born To Run would be higher than something like Wrecking Ball because it's generally considered to be more nostalgic or iconic.

u/JudasEffect128653 — 16 days ago
▲ 70 r/mets

THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FUFILLED YANIMAMANIACS!!!!! #YANIMALSRISE

Only cost us Clay Holmes, Luke Weaver, Brooks Raley, AJ Minter, and Tyrone Taylor to get here, but we're here regardless

u/JudasEffect128653 — 17 days ago

Val Venia returned to the ring last night for a match in NJ-- You only have 5 words to say to him, what are they?

u/JudasEffect128653 — 24 days ago

I am sympathetic towards Kenny Omega after he "turned" on Will Ospreay at Redemption

For the past few months we, and Kenny Omega, watched as Jon Moxley molded Will Ospreay into an absolute killer, and we saw a glimpse of that when Ospreay destroyed Adam Priest, so who's to say what he can do when he faces an opponent far superior to Priest and when Ospreay (much like Austin in '01) feels as though he needs to beat his greatest rival at the biggest show of the year for the top title in his hometown.

Kenny doesnt want to have to go back to that horrible, obnoxious, unlikable piece of shit that he let himself become in 2020, and he's still not, he's still human, he still knows about betrayal better than almost anyone as he did betrayed Hangman years ago. Yet at the same time, is Kenny really turning on and betraying Ospreay? Is it so hard to ask 'Hey, maybe Kenny shouldn't all of a sudden be so buddy-buddy with the guy that a few short years ago literally tried to break his neck and end his career?' Ospreay was a viscous, psychopathic killer then, and now that he's been taught by the biggest psychopathic killer in wrestling of this century, then why should Ospreay ever be trusted by Omega. Ospreay didnt use the plastic bag or hit Kenny with the chair not necessarily because he had good intentions, but because the bell hasn't yet sounded. Even after joining the Death Riders, Will Ospreay has still talked the same talk, but he hasn't exactly fought the same fight, he's become more brutal in mondaine matches on TV, so now that it's just him, his opponent, and the championship, Ospreay is more than willing to pull the trigger and fully snap. Ospreay also knows that should he snap at Wembley, does it really matter? He's in front of his friends, and family, his countrymen and women, all of whom will bow at his feet no matter what he does. The Texas crowd did not boo Austin at the end of Mania X-7, and the Engligh crowd will never boo Ospreay, so Ospreay is more than capable of doing whatever it takes to win because there's no baggage in Wembley, just love for him.

Kenny also has every right to be pissed off about this seemingly being "Will Ospreay's story". Kenny Omega came less than a week away from literally dying a slow, lonely, painful death, then he returned and won the god damn world championship, but apparently the narrative fans, as well as Ospreay himself, have already seemed to book is Ospreay's royal coronation. This is not just Will Ospreay's story, but Will Ospreay and Kenny Omega's story. Literally anybody else could have won the Owen and it would have been Lenny valiantly defending the belt in front of one of the biggest gates in wrestling history, but its not, because Will Ospreay thinks he's special enough to the point that he might as well take the belt and go take promo pictures with it now.

In a little conclusion, Kenny Omega is not the villain of this story, there really is no villain, its just who is going to be the hero, and Kenny Omega trying to make sure Ospreay gets a reality check to let him know that Kenny Omega is the champion.

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u/JudasEffect128653 — 24 days ago