u/Justgonnawalkaway

Harry was headmaster fic

I dont remember too much of this, or if it was complete d or abandoned.

But Harry and Hermione were brought through time to a future where hogwarts was closed.

They found out a first year that was brought into the Wizarding world had been a famous genius in the muggle world and ic redonly gifted student. They realized magic was the other side of the equation with physics/quantum physics in muggle science. His breakthroughs revealed the magic world.

He was the last headmaster of Hogwarts before the muggle governments closed it and now any magical kids are tsken to special government magic education centers.

That was what I remember of it.

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u/Justgonnawalkaway — 2 days ago

Do the Math

After the basilisk in his second year, harry decided it was time to get serious about Voldemort. He might not be able to train his magic during the summer. But he could train his body. And discovered aling the way that training the body made his magic stronger. By 7th year at the Battle of Hogwarts. An alive Dumbledore and a vedy different Harry Potter confront the Dark Lord.

"You know Dumbledore says that all wizards are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Voldemort and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wizard, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a magical freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Dumbledore to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Hogwarts, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Dumbledore KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!

So Voldemort, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Hogwarts. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Hogwarts. See Tommy, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Hogwarts!"

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u/Justgonnawalkaway — 2 days ago

The Elven Arcane Imperium spread across planets and dimensions. Upon arriving at earth, they demanded their greatest magical champion face them. When a human wearing aviator sunglasses and a smile arrived they discovered concern. When he said "hey Florida Warlock, go for a walk", they learned fear.

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u/Justgonnawalkaway — 2 days ago

Let the Match Begin!

Alien : "so. We've proven our therapy works on humans. The subjects has not only been healed of all injuries and lingering problems, but they have all the mobility and stength they had in their prime while still having all their current age and experience."

A2: "excellent so the Prince is getting ihos incredibly dumb wish about proving why hes the legendary champion of the arena?"

A1: "of course. I got us ring side seats too. We'll get to watch this in person from the best seats ever. Want to try human made beer? They imported a few brands for it. Think I'll try the Yeungling lager"

A2: "I wouldnt miss this for a super nova. And I want to try that one they nicknamed Bapple."

* several earth days later at the coliseum, a square stage with 3 ropes going around it set up.*

Alien announcer: "males and females, non binaries and those who can choose your gender, of all ages! Please welcome to the ring, weighing in at [324 pounds] standing [7'4] the scourge of ventron 4! The conqueror of the quarthy swarm! The hero of the Ztokronia empire! FROM THE ROYAL CITY, THE HERO, THE FUTURE EMPEROR! THE LEGEND HIMSELF, CROWN PRINCE XORATIAN!"

A being like a cross of a gator and elk raised its arms to the cheers of the crowd. A look of complete confidence on its face

A Announcer: "and his opponent, hailing from the city of Knoxville, in the land of Tennesee, of the planet earth! He has been called the Apex predator! Weighing [275 pounds]! And standing [6'5]!

Fog fills the arena entrance as the announcer is cut off. A voice blasts from the sound system "I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD! THEY COUNCIL ME, THEY UNDERSTAND! THEY TALK TO ME"

A2:

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u/Justgonnawalkaway — 3 days ago

It's just a book

"Harry, I dont know where you found that book, and normally I would never say this, but you need to show that to Dumbledore and destroy it" Hermione told him, eying the strange book that looked like it had both a face, and the leather was... well, she really hoped I wasnt what she thought.

"Its just a book Hermione, its not like the diary. I just found it on holiday in that cabin basement in America." Harry flipped through the pages, getting a bit green looking at the red inked symbols, writing, and drawings on the ancient pages. "Its mot even real magic, look at this part"

"Harry dont you dare!" She tried to snatch the book only for him to easily dodge her.

"Kunda astratta montose eargrets gutt nos veratoos Kanda amantos Kanda!" He read from the pages, both of them freezing up as a sudden wind rushed theough the halls of Hogwarts. Then... nothing.

"See? Told you. Not real magic".

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u/Justgonnawalkaway — 5 days ago

Alien: "hello humans! I have some questions and concerns I need help with. A human company is opening a branch on my planet, its called Umbrella. They're next to the Weyland-Yutani Corp offices. Is it worth trying to get a job at one of these places? Do they pay well and have good benefits?"

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u/Justgonnawalkaway — 5 days ago

"Hello Galaxy! Its your favorite avian streamer, Strixhstra! Its roughly 9pm local time and I'm here on Earth in a area called Appalachia preparing for what's called a snipe hunt! I've been told whistling is the best way to lure one in to catch. Let's see what we can get!

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u/Justgonnawalkaway — 11 days ago

Alien CEO: "of course I hire humans. Pay them well, give them good Healthcare and vacation time, tell them that my rivals trying to take over my company and have already banned all coffee and spicy foods at their facilities, they are the best and most loyal workers I could ask for. "

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u/Justgonnawalkaway — 15 days ago

After reflecting and feeling as if the WtA20 game i am in is starting to fizzle, it made me just curious to ask.

What brought others games to an end and what were signs you either saw or missed? What were some problems, either in game, with the ST, or with other players that were cropping up?

This doesn't have to be all horror stories, i fully expect plenty ended cause of scheduling or mundane reasons.

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u/Justgonnawalkaway — 16 days ago

My neighbor and his family have been some of the nicest humans I've ever met. They've been here for a lot of their years now, having moved from some place on earth called Sicily, and our hatchlings have been friends to the point I would swear they are siblings if it wasn't for the lack of scales. Gaetano and Carmela are wonderful, and introduced us to many earth holidays and food. Apparently Gaetano is retired from a family business. He never said what it was, but its not my business to pry.

Recently I confessed to Gaetano that my oldest daughter's been being threatened by a Vrytxian at her university, because she wouldnt date him. I showed him the letter she received and he looked at it and told me "dont worry, ill handle it." I tried to tell him how dangerous a Vrytxian could be and I didn't want to put him at risk. He just told us we were like family, and it was no trouble.

Should I be worried for him? I was going to go to the authorities, but he said to wait.

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u/Justgonnawalkaway — 26 days ago