u/Kaspiguss-i — reddlx

YOU! Yes, YOU! C'MERE, COME ALL! TO THE GRAND FREAKSHOW! FAILEEEDDD SHOPKEEPERS! (house) [UTC+3]

EVER TRIED PLAYING DND, BUT GO OVERWHELMED BY RULES?! Well no more more, buddy buddy, as I got you! A simple, casual campaign of a sandbox kind! At day, roleplay as a merchant with weird and, sometimes, outright illegal wares, and at night you go into the forest and kill monsters for more money! Seems like a win to both the roleplayers and the fighters! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! ...Oh yeah, I didn't explain some things, that's what.

The system is a homebrew with little rules, dependent mostly on the players, so please be chill. I will try my best to make the game fun to you, making changes on the go if any complaints arise, so don't be afraid of that. My discord is kascat404. Yeah, that is a pun. What are you gonn do bout it? Anyways, you're now contractually obligated to apply for the campaign. 1.5 / 4 players (it's complicated)

reddit.com

u/Kaspiguss-i — 6 days ago

▲ 0 r/lfg

YOU! Yes, YOU! C'MERE, COME ALL! TO THE GRAND FREAKSHOW! FAILEEEEDDD SHOPKEEPERS! (online) (BRP)

Trying normal dnd but got overstimulated? Bored of reading all the rules? Yuoe'r friend group is a bunch of weird freaks who can't comprehend decency?! ...No, I am not venting frustration, thank you very much. As I was saying, I can help you!

Failed shopkeepers is much more of a "play pretend", rather than a game with set and stone rules, so anyone from your grandma all the way to your dog can play! ...Maybe not the dog, but you get the point. THIS ALSO MEANS the enjoyment is half dependent on you people, so please make sure to be respectful to other players, which is apparently a luxury here.

REQUIREMENTS!

Chill and cool :3
My discord is kascat404, hidden here so people can't just skip the text
+1 - +5 time zone, as otherwise you will be free to play when I am already asleep (PLEASE follow this one, I have way too many players from EST applying, you will not be able to play TWT)

We await you in the game! My contact details are in the post! You have to actually read it to know where to sign up, because I am tired of people messaging me without reading the requirements TwT

reddit.com

u/Kaspiguss-i — 6 days ago

▲ 0 r/lfg

YOU! Yes, YOU! C'MERE, COME ALL! TO THE GRAND FREAKSHOW! (Online) [BRP]

Ever tried trad DnD but then just found yourself overstimulated by all the rules?! WELL NO MORE MORE! NOW YOU (if you are in the age range of 13-19, and are somewhat around +3 time zone) CAN EXPERIENCE A SIMPLER DND EXPERIENCE! The DnD is about you and your teammates trying to run a shop at day, and looting the mobs at night. Problem being, it seems like you never get any good loot to sell... The game is half combat half roleplay, as you have to barter to npcs why the random omlete you are selling is magical. We need just one mroe player to start, because I know yall don't wanna join early and then wait. DON'T WAIT, DON'T DELAY, DON'T %@&$ WITH ME! MESSAGE ME RIGHT NOW FOR A FREE (FREE) EXPERIENCE! WE HAVE BENEFItS, SUCH AS!

My artistic (autistic) ability

2 freaks as your teammates (seriously man, help me)

The ability to do anything! (as long as you can kill the police)

D r u g s .

ONE PLACE LEFT BEFORE WE START DISCUSSING WHEN WE START, SO THIS MIGHT BE YU'RUE LAST CHANCE TO SIGN UP! DM NOW (NOW)

Message me in dms, on discord (kascat404) or respond with your prefered way of communication

reddit.com

u/Kaspiguss-i — 9 days ago

▲ 0 r/lfg

I am running Magic the Noah games but high quality (Online) [BRP]

SOOOOOO I was previously running a campaign for my online friends, buuuut as it turns out, they were kinda racist and yeaahhhhh, now I need a new group.

Somewhere around +3 time zone (preferably)

Age group of teenager (preferably)

Not racist, sexist and so on.

Not from russia (sorry)

Message me in dms, on discord (kascat404) or respond with your prefered way of communication

reddit.com

u/Kaspiguss-i — 10 days ago

▲ 3 r/sillyboyclub

Trigger Warning: yes. (SH, pedophiles, suicide attempts, and just general stuff)

Well, I guess I should start where it started. Long ago, two races ruled over the- Oops, sowwy, wrong script :3 When I was but a wee lad, I had basically a perfect life: my parents had enough money to out food onto the table and make the house warm, I had a best friend, was loved by the whole class as the guy who would make you laugh and share his homework, had high grades, and, overall, I just had a great time. Nothing could go wrong, I thought. Little did I know, evil Larry- I mean Covid.

When the epidemic fell, it still was pretty much alright. Except for the fact that parents were arguing much more. Slowly, we were able to go back to school, but dad was still stuck at home, which annoyed mom. One day, mom told us "kids, don't collect your workbooks. We and dad have a surprise for you." I was absolutelly exstatic. But we all know that this wouldn't be in the post if it was all fine, would it?

I woke up in a tiny room. It was dark, so dark, and the only sounds I could hear is mom's nervous noise, and... Explosions? Russia invaded. I was so nervous, so scared for a few first weeks, as our region was so close to the border, litteral enemy soldiers were walking our streets. But then it just turned into a background noise I phased out. My dad had been caught by a requitment vehicle, and he didn't even try to resist, so we had to leave our home if we wanted to stay close to him. And again. And again. And again. For the whole war, we have switched houses 4 times. Each time, I had to abandon what little connection I have to the place, what little friendships I had made, and just leave it behind. But hey, at least I still had my family completely in tact, my best friend was there to support me, and I could make more friends easily- why do I hear weird route jingle.

I am currently stranded in a village, which, when translated, ironically, is called smt along the lines of Misfortune-vile. So, can you guess what happened here? My bestie told me "Kill yourself, you'll make everyone else happy." after 7 fuggin years of friendship, my parents are fighting more than ever, even though my dad is in another city, and there's only one family with kids here, and the kid is 3 years below my age range, sooo... :') Being stranded here makes your mind roam, so I did EVERYTHING to get attention. Including dating pedos. You know what is funny? My parents knew it. They knew I was dating pedophiles. They just didn't give a shit. This was also the day I was realised... I am gay. Yes, that is a funny thing to take out of dating pedos, considering I hate how male bodies look, but I guess I just couldn't refuse the manly urge to take another man. The pedophiles drove me to cut myself, expose my face online and do much worse things, almost killing myself a few times... Funnily enough, they don't seem to be pestering me, I guess they do care for my consent :') Now after an... incident, as we call it in my family, I FINALLY got my medication. I am better now, yes, but it still feels so lonely, so quiet... I have met some great peps online, but they all either went opposite way from me, communities fell appart, and now I am left with just a few online friends that I know (hope) will not leave me, but timezones be a bih. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

u/Kaspiguss-i — 22 days ago