u/KindImpression5651

What does it even mean? Are his children's name not registered with the state? Is he running a cult in a forest? Do they even have a birth certificate?
is Bimmy in a witness protection program after snitching on Bugs Bunny and we never knew his actual name, which is actually (first name) Zorrofan (last name) Of The Assholish Variety, and his children are named AEx17inb-ZobiZobi-Catchum Rolfe and TheMostUniqueNameInTheWorldFiveOfUm Rolfe, so that any mobster, upon discovering the first name of someone who's already a public figure, may find them?
Is this the best "the dog ate my homework" excuse yet despite making no sense?

Colt sells 'ammo items', which includes stuff like Powder Flask.

Mad Maddie does "improve your ammo items", and their fourth option is "enchant your leftmost ammo item" , but it will actually only enchant weapons that use ammo, and not items that reload your ammo

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/30223641/ebutlr-your-plug-and-play-24-7-personal-ai-butler

"120B LLM | AMD HX370 AI | 128GB DDR5 RAM | 16TB SSD | 7" Touch Screen | 100% Privacy | Infinite Library of APPs & Skills | 24/7 Service"
but that's the full add-ons spec. all rewards are only 16gb ram, to hide the actual price of 128gb ddr5 ram.
all this 3000€+ of hardware only to be hindered by a tiny, microscopic form factor for no reason other than to look convenient and cute design, minimal cooling, and a screen on top of that!

It claims that with "$1095 once" for 64gb ddr5ram + 1tb ssd version you'll be able to replace ... chatgpt pro $2400/year + claude max $1200/year + midjourney $1152/year!

In one of the pictures it's placed on a kitchen counter... with no wires... next to the sink while a woman is washing produce!

Please don't buy this wishful thinking project.

"haste 3 items and slow 3 items" is very confusing wording. the only clue is that other items say "haste 3 items and slow 3 of your items"

Either that or "final version scripts"? For tv shows, movies?

in other words, is skipping current generation for next gonna me do any good?