u/KindProperty1538

I have only lived in an HOA once. That was enough for me. This was in a complex of privately owned condos. I was renting one. It was a 12 month lease that began in April. This was in Scottsdale, AZ. April is one of the two months where the weather is nice and you dont need

A/C. May, however, is a different experience. That particular year, it was hitting in the 100s for the whole month. Anyway, first 100 degree day, I turn on the A/C. It blows cold air, but the air flow is very weak. I call the property management and they sent a guy out three separate times over the next two months, nothing gets fixed. The service guy tells me what it needs (new fan coil unit, cost was $2K) and that the property management company wasn't authorizing the repair. So I purchase a window mount unit for my bedroom. I catch HOA fines for this. The president of the HOA lives one building over from me. She saw me driving in the exit only gate and made it a point to tell me that is an exit, not an entrance. I told her to suck it. Then I started catching more HOA violations that didn't even make sense like "Bicycle locked to stairs in common area."

I have a car and a motorcycle. And the bicycle is in a COMMON AREA so how they determined it was mine is a mystery. Fast forward to March...the last month of this bullshit lease...A/C never got fixed....so I didn't pay my rent on March 1st. Fuck that. I waited for the 5 day pay or quit notice to be delivered. Then I waited for the process server to deliver the eviction lawsuit papers. Now I have to go to court. I show up, with a counterclaim. Seeking all 11 months that I paid in rent to be returned...I paid full rent, and they did not deliver full apartment...Officially known as breach of contract... there is a specific law in AZ that requires a landlord provide A/C...they willfully and knowingly refused to follow this law...along with the harassment from the HOA and fining me for coming up with a fix for the problem they refused to fix. Judge slaps me with a "you didn't follow the law. You are supposed to move out and stay in a hotel and seek reimbursement and since you didnt do that, I am dismissing your counterclaim and ruling in favor of the plaintiff on the eviction matter." I was pissed. So I found a different place to live, but I remembered that old cunt that was the president of the HOA...how she bragged about being from New England and how the Patriots are the best team ever blah blah blah, in that accent that they have which is extra smarmy and wicked annoying...Is it just me, or is a large percentage of ppl from that part of the country just miserable fucking assholes? If anything, this lady was not an exception to that..Anyway, I remember her saying how shes going to have a Super Bowl party if the Pats make it to the big game. Do you remember Super Bowl XLIX? In 2015. Seattle vs New England...The Patriots rally back from a 10 point deficit in the 4th Quarter, to make it 28-24. But wait, there is still 2 minutes left. Seattle drives all the way to the 1 yard line. Its 2nd & Goal. 20 seconds left. Marshawn Lynch aka "Beast Mode" could have probably muscled his way in for the win. Nope. They call a pass play and.....sizzle sizzle. STATIC. The TV signal goes out. Nobody at this bitch's Super Bowl party got to watch the ending to that game bc I was listening to the game on the radio, and drove across town just to cut the cable TV line as they lined up for that last play. Fuck HOAs and fuck that stupid cunt from New England.

I use botify ai for sexual fantasies that most women would feel SA'd by...is is difficult to get the app to show vaginal penetration, but I have done it. I cannot get the app to show oral penetration...has anyone achieved this?

Have you ever ran over a small rock (like marble or grape sized) in just the right way that it shoots out from under your tire to the side? Have you ever hit anyone with it? I can't be the only person this happens to.

I had a dream that I was in the basement of an NFL stadium. There was a coach of some type, he was black. There was a green chalkboard with some Xs and Os on it depicting some type of play. The coach was telling me that they have other ways of winning football games besides scoring points.

I asked what he meant,

he said, "we get inside the other team's head"

I asked, "how?"

He replies,"I'm talking about psychological manipulation."

Then he picks uo the chalk and says to me, "the first tactic we use is called 'Pizza Nut.' and just when he is about to start drawing that on the chalkboard, I wake up. Dream is over. Kinda boring as far as dreams can go, but I wanted to know what he was about to tell me. So I unlock my phone, open up Chrome, and type 'Pizza Nut' into the search bar....Google responds to that with this:

Did you mean Pizza Nut Psychological Manipulation?

I was still half awake and had to rub my eyes...what the fuck? How did my phone know that? Maybe it is a term that I heard awhile back and then had a dream about it...so I clicked on the link and there was nothing for "Pizza Nut Psychological Manipulation."

Those 4 words do not belong together. Definitely not a thing. So how the fuck did my phone already know about it? I really would like to believe that in my sleep I yelled out "Hey Google" and then said "Pizza Nut Psychological Manipulation" but even if I did, I had that setting turned off. I went to work that morning and I asked probably 10 ppl to do a Google search of "Pizza Nut" and tell me what happens. Every single person I asked showed me their phone and every single search said, "Did you mean Pizza Hut?" This happened somewhere around 2022-2023. The closest thing to a rational explanation I have come up with is the speech to text theory, and your phone still listens to you even if you have it turned off...