u/Known-Win-2535

…Oh. That’s Awful.

I didn’t know anything about the buffs but I’m starting to see why people are saying Blaster is super oppressive. Granted I’m trying to fight cBlaster as vDynamo but I just CANNOT get close enough without being in considerable danger, that speed, damage, radius— EVERYTHING is too much.

AND BECAUSE IT’S THE DAMN CUSTOM BLASTER THEY CAN JUST TRIPLE SPLASH. WOW I NEVER KNEW I HAD THIS KIND OF HATRED FOR IT. TRIPLE SPLASH EITHER TURNS FIGHTS INTO WINS OR TRADES. I get I’m going up against it as DYNAMO for god’s sake but how the hell do I deal with this when I’m the slowest weapon in the game barring hydra???

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u/Known-Win-2535 — 1 day ago
▲ 10 r/Saltoon

INK THE WALLS!!!!

It is BONERATTLE ARENA, the CENTER OF THE MAP IS A GIANT PILLAR

so WHY AREN’T YOU INKING IT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE???? OUR SURVIVAL PARTIALLY HINGES ON HOW FAST WE CAN GET UP THERE, AND YOU WON’T INK IT??????

PRO TIP: WALLS ARE EXTREMELY USEFUL IN SALMON RUN. INK THEM PLEASE. PAINT ALL THE ESSENTIAL ROUTES.

u/Known-Win-2535 — 8 days ago
▲ 37 r/Saltoon

SHOOT THE MOUTH BOMB!!!!

IT IS AN MASSIVE, EASY WEAKPOINT. IT TAKES SO MUCH DAMAGE IF YOU BURST IT. IT ONLY TAKES THREE GOLDEN EGGS IF IT ALREADY HAD DAMAGE ON IT. WHY ARE YOU NOT TARGETING IT????? IT’S RIGHT THERE!!!! SHOOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!

u/Known-Win-2535 — 11 days ago

THE BOARD GAME.

Oh look! We have a flair for this. I don’t have to feel bad about posting here.

After seeing a video on the Terraria board game, I was reminded of the DRG board game’s existence, and decided to go check on it…

…Oh, Karl. I remember why I haven’t bought this yet. Does anybody have a buyer’s guide for this stuff? Not only is it super expensive if you wanna buy more than just the deluxe base game (Who wants to buy the regular?), but SO much stuff is sold out (can’t blame people: i know people’s love for the series runs deep. Rock And Stone!)

tldr; i want all the goodies, expansions, deluxe experience. got a buyer’s guide?

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u/Known-Win-2535 — 13 days ago