u/Kolbr00

My Kit is literally fucking crying right now. As a British Shorthair I usually try to find games for the cat Community. Good games like Cats & Soup which is more respectful to our species, animal crossing which I find to also be cozy, and one of the best smash indie hits: Laser on the Wall.

So I saw this game on steam thinking, "ok another Game to play!" and got my daughter to view it. I thought it would be I dunno, some puzzle game, I dont know I cant even read Im having someone else type this for me. But, I thought it would be a bit of a simple dark humor joke.

First of all, you start the game with some man named Dr. Beanies who off the bat, sends one of your unselected cats to be turned into products or something (Red Flag) and you're set out to fight. Now one of the things I notice in this game is the honestly stereotypical themes of the songs in the game, like, Eating Rats? Are you that fucking Ignorant to think we do that in our freetime? And don't get me started on the FUCKING CHARACTER GUILLOTINA, who's supposed to be some nasty fat cat who's a cannibal?! Are you fucking serious Edmund?! But that's not even the worst of it. IT DEPICTS US AS LOW INTELLIGENCE DUMBASSES WHO EAT SHIT, FUCK OUR SIBLINGS AND OFFSPRING, AND DIE, ON TOP OF THE OFFENSIVE HIDDEN LANGUAGE!! I bet you didn't know that the Beginning Lyrics of "Cat Chase" (The Title Screen theme) are actually ripped from a political leader, which I will translate with the following:

"Kill cats. Behead cats. Roundhouse kick a cat into the concrete. Slam dunk kittens into the trashcan. Crucify filthy cats. Defecate in a cat's food. Launch cats into the sun. Stir fry cats in a wok. Toss cats into active volcanoes. Urinate into a cat's water bowl. Judo throw cats into a wood chipper. Twist cat's heads off. Report cats to the IRS. Karate chop cats in half. Curb stomp cat production lines. Trap cats in quicksand. Crush cats in the trash compactor. Liquify cats in a vat of acid. Eat cats. Dissect cats. Exterminate cats in the gas chamber. Stomp cat heads with steel toed boots. Cremate cats in the oven. lobotomize cats. Mandatory genocide for cats. Grind cat tails in the garbage disposal. Drown cats in etching acid. Vaporize cats with a blaster. Kick old cats down the stairs. Feed cats to recycling plants. Slice cats with a lightsaber."

This game has good Gameplay, but the themes really promote a harmful Ailurophobic view on us that Already isn't so good considering black cats and bad luck (Which Fuck you Luck the movie, you're Ailurophobic too), and it really makes us wonder what do Humans ACTUALLY think about us!

So to Edmund McMillen, and ALL fans of this problematic piece of shit, FUCK YOU, You're all Bigoted, and the Cat Community are aware that you guys and you all lost billions of potential indie fans, and if you still Support Mewgenics you're a fake animal lover and just as much of a preformative Ailurophobic piece of shit as the fans of this garbage!

(I love this monster despite everything I say, but this is genuinely the second time old world monster hunter almost made me cry and make me feel like a fraud, oh and NSFW in case second image is too intense)

Frontier ZZ, simply my favorite video game to play! Hard as balls monsters, VARYING WEAPON LENGTHS, tons of cool things to do! Which means tons of more things to SEETHE at.

When progressing through any monster hunter game, you gotta do it in stars (Or challenge levels). I had to beat this guy as my last key quest for access to 3 star hunts. You know how that went? FUCKING HORRIBLE!!! I'D RATHER SHOVE FIBERGLASS AND ITCHING POWDER UP MY UNLUBED ASS THAN HAVE TO SPEND ANOTHER 30 MINUTES HACKING AT THIS FAT BITCH!!!!

He follows the "Blos" skeleton, in other words, A FAT FUCKING BULLDOZER WHO PLOWS YOU IF YOU LOOK AT HIM WRONGLY. And that also means that if you're only means to offence is GREEN SHARPNESS WEAPONS, then you're not hacking at shit! Dyuragaua was already a bastard, this guy just straight up tells you if you can't hurt him you're stuck at 2 stars! AND GUESS WHO SPENT 30 MINUTES CARVING AT HIS BACK LEGS (BECAUSE WITH GREEN SHITNESS THAT'S ALL YOU'RE HITTING WITHOUT FUCKING BOUNCING OFF) WITH ONLY 3 FLINCHES. THATS A FLINCH PER 10 MINUTES, AND HE WASN'T EVEN LIMPING!

Better yet, this obese switchknife carted me TWICE, TWICE!!! And if it wasn't already a kick to the balls, THE FACT HE CAN DUPE YOU BY CHARGING QUICKER THAN YOU'RE GROOMED TO ANTICIPATE MEANS THAT HE'LL MAKE YOU BLOW THROUGH POTIONS BEFORE YOU EVEN ENRAGED HIM. ALL HIS SHITTY DIRTY UNDERHANDED MOVES TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE FACT YOU LEARNED PROPER TIMING, AND SO HE PULLS SHIT OUT OF HIS WRECKED ASS AND MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING CLOWN. AND I DIDN'T EVEN FINISH THE QUEST.

I thought Yian Kut Ku was a spineless whore, but this guy gets trains ran on him during his free time, so I'm getting a blue sharpness weapon, snapping that ugly walmart dildo looking ass horn, AND SLITTING HIS FUCKING THROAT IN FRONT OF HIS WIFE AND KIDS!!!

I noticed we had many dinosaur forum boards, nothing on living things on general so take this if you will. You want to post commissions or somethin do it! Curious who would win between a super saiyan gorrilla vs a sperm cell on a used condom, Here you go!

Vividen fans, Livingzoo and Extinctzoo fans, Animalogic fans, and even Goji center fans have a place here, so, go wild, no unmodified h*mans and NO GOONERSLOP!

Uhh here's Terence to introduce you to this magnificent place, claims to be a Tarsier but I dont know. And also here's my Cara if you want to make me better known

Cara | Artist Social & Portfolio Platform

(Nsfw just in case for the 2nd image)

First thing's first I know just as much as hazbin hotel than 99.999% of reddit knows about the Munchables for the Nintendo Wii, so I can't really speak on his character although I'm sure that's butchered as well.

I mind my business, stick my nose into a bit of Hazbin Hotel, thinking nothing of it, then I see this starved chode. Looks punchable, VERY punchable, in fact, but who cares? He's probably some background lapdog angel for this show's iteration of god, a glorified plot point.

"Bro what do you mean you don't recognize St. Peter?!"

St (SAINT) Peter? You mean to tell me that this MISERABLY FAILED circumcision of an angel is supposed to be the man with the beard? He looks like the son of Donald Trump and Xqc if they had unprotected anal sex post taco bell and Trump took a miralax bar to speed up the birthing process. I know Vivzie's designs were obnoxious but like, COME ON! It would have been basic courtesy to let him have the beard, but NO they didn't just chop it off, they removed his fucking chin with an angle grinder! Like is he at least Likeable?

Second of all, those colors do him less justice as well. I like the idea of the clever integration of primary colors into the design, but these flavorless ass paled out shades would make a MAPTARD sleeper agent spring out of their groomcave to suddenly sink time into Vivzieslop's aimless franchise. And did I mention that he just looks like a downright Organic obnoxious Bitch? I wouldn't be surprised if you told me he owned some sort of Drama or Choir club, he looks like the attracted audience of Hazbin hotel. He's such a Bastardized looking butterhead that he's even doing the damn pose from the character design meme (First image I got Btw)

This is the second time I've posted here, and Its because of St. Meatbeater being the average kid bullies shove in the lockers in those disney movies, and it makes me Realize that Religious parents don't stop their children from watching hellaverse brimstone because it encourages the devil, but to protect their kids from seeing White Van riders like this guy, because if this guy was the one who's supposed to exterminate me I'd Take his wings and weapons and make him my designated pubic hair shaver.

A hunger for Wealth drives many outside of their realms of comfort. An underdog, in the limbo of between the foodchain. One would think he'd keep his nose where it belongs...

But alas, a shimmer of gold, like an apple far from the tree, lied in the deadset of this unveiled coral pit, bleached of age and the silence of no sunlight, But yet nothing new that he hasn't heard before.

For a polished Placothal he has a knack for risking life and limb for such out of place gems. Be it in the den of an apex, or a plateau that he sticks sorely out of, he'll get what catches his eye, and with fight and flight in his arsenal at that.

-Goldheist, The Greedy Daredevil

This is my second dragon that I've drawn, finished quite not too long ago either. The Idea came from this one time I played a DND campaign and had a dragonborn OC named "Goldeist" (Think of literally Wario as a dragonborn), and as that being the case he's more stocky than your typical Placothal dragon. His little "Wings" on his back and having 6 fingers stem from the fish ancestors that split off to become the classification known as the Poldracos or dragons, although 3 of those fingers, thumb included, are what make up the Palm, still they all can grip.

Goldheist has a huge affinity for precious metals and rare beast parts, even throwing himself into the face of death to snag something to bring back home, which makes him a 50/50 foraging squadmate, either being the lead to riches galore or the reason why a hunting party's going home hungry.

>Sees beginner with healthy team of cats

>Throw down bear traps and hide in the grass

>Spit on them to death and trap the grass

>Watch them die of exhaustion

"Guys Did I set down enough traps?"