u/KrunschGK

▲ 47 r/TwoSentenceHorror

As a parasitic lifeform, my entire existence revolves around infecting other biologicals, overriding their minds and piloting their flesh.

After a few weeks of experiencing life through the eyes of my newest host, I've decided he can have it back.

u/KrunschGK — 1 day ago

▲ 21 r/TwoSentenceSadness

There for awhile in my miserable life, I was actually allowed to be happy.

It was the cruelest trick God ever played on me.

u/KrunschGK — 1 day ago

▲ 149 r/TwoSentenceSadness

As a devoted husband and father, I'll do anything to provide for my family.

I wish that included getting to spend time with them.

u/KrunschGK — 2 days ago

▲ 11 r/TwoSentenceSadness

I see traffic stopping up ahead.

For a moment, I imagine not hitting the brakes.

u/KrunschGK — 3 days ago

▲ 78 r/TwoSentenceComedy

I guess I got my wish, but truck driver wasn't what I had in mind.

u/KrunschGK — 23 days ago