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You spend this game spinning out creative ways to deal with a last-minute staffing shortage, and there are a lot of ways to go about it, but no matter what, it ends with someone's fertility issues poised to bite everyone in the butt.
reddit.comYour mission, should you choose to accept it, is to faff about doing whatever you want. There will be a midterm and a final on this. Enjoy the anticipatory nightmares.
reddit.comGravel truck driver goes through a lot of tsuris around the gas station.
reddit.comThe hero mostly just wants his roommate to dump his girlfriend. The big bad mostly just wants a radio. But the story is mostly about fake witchcraft.
reddit.comIt's a game about constantly needing to get to places. First you need to cross the mountains (by cheating), then you need to cross the ocean (by cheating), then you need to cross another ocean (by being cheated), and then the geography starts actively running away from you.
This community is scary good, so I don't like my odds here :p
Some Wammy-kid headcanons
- Wammy's House always changed names to protect the innocent. L is unique in that he arrived without a proper name.
- The destruction that went down in L's backstory was so complete that sticking with "L" was fine. Or that's Watari's rationalization. More important is that L insisted.
- The place quietly began to revolve around L from the moment he arrived, and most of the kids got transferred to other branches, but the succession program didn't start up until L was eleven and he and Watari had a very narrow escape.
- Watari was definitely the guy in charge of the succession program. He's the one who thinks the world should have as much L in it as possible. L tends to think (with quiet pride) that one of him is sufficient.
- It's rocky at the top, as we know, but being in the middle of the pack at Wammy's basically sets you up for life.
- After A died and B ran away, Matt was actually the top contender for a brief time. He was entirely happy to cede to Mello, which is why they get along so famously.
- Near arrived a year after. You can guess how that went down.
- Near was wholly confident that he could be L, pure and simple. Then the Sakura Incident came and knocked a healthy dose of humility into him. Mello did not catch on to this development in his character.
- If Light were permanently stuck without his memories, he would have become the legitimate successor in the end. And Mello... yeah, he might take that even worse than he took canon events.
- Political networking was the most agonizing experience of Near's life.
- Rules particular to Mello's mafia: do not use fake IDs for leverage, do not touch the Cadbury's, and above all do not complain about hearing Eye of the Tiger by Survivor a few too many times.
- If he and Mello had both survived, Near would have gladly given up the gig. The only reason he doesn't in canon is that a world with no L in it just doesn't sit right with him.
- Needless to say, Mello would have made a highly in-your-face L. Think of Cormoran Strike having that conference with the Universal Humanitarian Church as a baseline.