u/LilaSpritez

*pulls up in an office chair spinning at 128 mph*

Hoi hoiii!! Call me Kariine!! c:

Currently I’m lying in bed exhausted n tired due to some errands I had to run, so whilee I am likely to fall asleep soon, I’ll have a tiiiiny bit of free time tonight and a bit more tomorrow so I’m mainly posting rn so future me doesn’t forget /bleh

ANNNYWAYS yee hoiii, I’m a gal who’s going to college online rn alongside a seasonal job, tho I can’t really go anywhere on account of me living in a rural town, so that's why I’m only interested in online convos atm.

• Ideally I’d wanna have a FWB situation, but like…circle with a red sharpie on the F part needing to be solid first. Once we connect a bit I think it could be a bit easier to get into the more NSFW stuff. Equally I’m also just down to being friends who can flirt lol. Oh and umm also I’m a sucker for friends-to-lovers dynamics hehe （´∀｀****）
• I’m very much someone into light teasing and flirty behavior, and while I may groan when told a dad joke, I do in fact like puns and funny wordplay. Puns and goofy/silly banter are an easy way to win me over!!
• Ooo before I forget I’d say I’m a bit inexperienced with both being flirty back and handling like…compliments n kind words so please be gentle and bare with me heh. I'm also just easily amused so I tend to keyboard smash A LOOOT lol

‼️ALSO AYO HEADS UP:: I’m mainly looking to chat with folks in the age range of like 21-26, SO PLEASE if you’re not in that age range please be respectful, don’t DM me. This goes for the creeps as well ‼️

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Some stuff about me:

• I live in Washington State, though the main reason why I’m not trying to tag this under the WA/Online one is because I live in the countryside and NOT anywhere near the big cities. I have gone to visit places like Seattle and Bothell several times tho, so I’m somewhat familiar with the area.
• I’d say I’m pretty patient, lil awkward, open-minded, VERY introverted until I meet a poor unfortunate soul someone I feel comfy to share my yap sessions with. I used to be sensitive, but now I’m more like selectively sensitive?? Meaning that I try to let my emotions out when I feel safe. I’ve definitely made dome progress in being kinder to myself tho so yaaay c:
• Since I live on the West coast, while I don’t mind having friends across the globe, I do have a preference for people who live in PST to EST timezones. Though it’s a pretty lenient rule of mine lmaoo.
• I’m a biiit into techy stuff, recently I’ve decided to look into some IT certifications cause I think it’d help justify the...*numerous* attempts I’ve made at fixing my laptop lol. OH ALSO one day when I got the time, money, AND space I wanna build my own PC hehe. I still am a bit rusty tho since a few years ago I decided to shift away from comp sci (not cause I hate it mind you, more cause I realized I do like techy stuff, just not to the point of carrying that into a career that I HAVE to make a living out of).
• My taste in music is very far and wide pfff, but some of my all time fav artists like Cranky, t+pazolite, Camellia, lapix, owl*tree, and KASAI HARCORES are a few I always have on loop <3
• I got Stardew valley [PC], tho I’m still new to it, and I also have Minecraft handy ( I keep procrastinating on my worlds AHH) and Human Fall Flat. The rest of the games I have are very solo player stuff, like I JUST got ultrakill so we shall see if I can get myself to play the gosh darn game I GOTTA start saving up to buy more indie games tho dsjhkskds.

AND NOOOW to the freaky stuff: I think I’ve been leaning into vers dom alot, tho for the most part I’m a switch. I’d say I’m a fan of freeuse, thigh rides, TIT FUCKS HOLY SHOOT I crave that more than anything in the world omgsdjsdkcs, rough sex, a good face fuck every then and now, needy moans ^(oh lord I crumble like a streusel if you got some pretty moans,) maybe cockwarming?? clothed sex too, and ig anything with grinding or riding lmao x3

Umm but yee that should cover the most of it! Sorry for shoving a big wall of text to ya heh. I think I can be fairly active on here, sometimes on discord too so if you're more comfy talking over there I don't mind!! I'm hoping to save up for a good mic soon cause I can't do calls atm (noisy background, similar to construction but not quite lol), tho if I time it right maybe voice notes would be cool. I've been told that my voice can be soothing?? but I'll let 🫵YOU be the judge of that.

but umm yee if you somehow scaled this whole post and haven't been deterred yet, then noice!! Oh and um be sure to DM me your ASL, hope to chat with ya soon!!

*as I leave,"You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)" plays while I spin away in my chair*