The Joke's On You
Vernon pulled into the Hells Bells in Blackwood Ridge, figuring the wild county rumors about the motel were nothing more than a big joke. His buddy, "BigRay" Raleigh, an interstate truck driver who stayed there once, swore up and down that he'd woken up in the middle of the night, pulled the cheap plastic blinds back, and looked out to see a sparkling Mediterranean blue sea and the parking lot gone with goats outside his window, that all disappeared by morning. Vernon had laughed in his face. He dropped his vinyl bag onto the metal luggage rack in the corner and stretched out on the floral bedspread, waiting for sleep to hit.
Instead, the wood-paneled Zenith console hummed to life in the dark.
Channel 2 flickered through heavy static before settling on a crisp, quiet feed of Room 3. A couple in full Sunday best was methodically spreading lukewarm brown gravy across the floral wallpaper with foam painbrush rollers, working in complete, solemn silence. Vernon squinted at the set from the mattress, taking a long pull from his lukewarm gas station coffee.
"Night clerk must be running some kind of prank tape," Vernon muttered to the empty room, cracking a faint grin. "Helluva waste of gravy, but alright."
Curious, he swung his legs off the bed, walked over to the TV, and pulled the room's wooden armchair right up in the front of the console. He sat down and twisted the heavy plastic dial to Channel 4.
The static cut out instantly. A flat, monotone, hoarse voice came straight out of the speaker, clear as day: "You've got a lot of nerve laughing, Vernon, when you stole your sister's share of the inheritance back in '98!"
Vernon's grin instantly vanished. He tapped the side of the wooden cabinet, waiting for the night clerk's muffled laughter to follow, but the room stayed dead silent except for the low hum of the TV set. The joke died right then, and the hair on the back of his neck stood straight up."
Scoffing to cover his nerves, he clicked the knob over to Channel 6.
The screen instantly jumped to a sharp overhead view of the room. He saw the top of his own thinning hairline, the wooden arms of the chair he was clutching, and the exact moment his hand touched the dial. But on the screen, the shadow standing directly behind his chair was already reaching out for his shoulder.
The TV screen flashed a blinding white, then shut itself off.