

How does Chaz keep pulling people way above his level? mean how?!
I’m ignoring the fact that Shark Boy Summer is mid, because my bigger question is:
How the hell does Chaz keep getting people?
Blitzø straight up says he was bad in bed, and honestly… I believe him. But somehow this walking shark-shaped mistake still managed to get Moxxie, Millie, Verosika, Glitz and Glam, and apparently ended up around Ozzie and Bee too.
Is his actual power just weaponised confidence?
Like, does he radiate such intense “this will be a funny mistake” energy that people try it once and instantly regret it?
Because I refuse to believe he is good at anything except failing upward, lying with his whole chest, and somehow making everyone around him worse for having known him.
Chaz has first-night charisma and second-date repellent. That is my theory.