u/Little-Art6160

Let me tell you how much I HATE this fucking character.

Throughout all the games I've played in my life time, this stupid fucking shark and the people that play him fill me with the most rage a human can conceivably have.

Since season 0 up until now, All of them, every single Jeff player is stupid. There's literally no reason to ever run this guy in my lobbies over anyone else. He's the most useless support in the game and has the worst support ultimate I've ever seen. His utility and his healing are dogshit. Every single time gambit and invis aren't banned and for some reason support players wanna run Jeff like they don't do everything he does but better.

Wanna run Cnd over gambit? Easier to heal faster characters. Healing ultimate that covers a huge area and a fade that gives your team invisibility/invincibility. Another aoe ability that blinds and makes the blinder revive more damage.

Insane survivability. Makes sense

Wanna run Loki instead of invis? Great utility with his lamps making you basically invincible while they're up. Aoe burst healing. Great survivability and depending on your team or the other team has a great ultimate. Not a bad choice.

Wanna run rocket over Luna? Good aoe healing, revive a teammate every 40 seconds. Better survivability. Ultimate gives you 40% damage boost and a constant generation of overshield. Reasonable.

Wanna run Jeff instead of Gambit? Luna? Loki? Rocket? White fox? Invis? Cnd? You're a moron.

Jeff ults and he swallows 1 person and kills himself EVEN WHEN HE DOESN'T NEED TOO.

Swear to God Jeff will swallow a moving brick like Emma or groot and still kill himself with them, then they'll have the audacity to say they're "ace" like it fucking matters.

So the devs realized that Jeff ulting and killing himself with his ultimate leaving the other support to solo heal is definitely doing more harm then good so you wanna know what they did? They gave him a puddle of healing from the point of where the ultimate is used that last for 8 seconds.

So you'd think that with this buff Jeff players would play smarter right? Jeff players will definitely take advantage of this and now ult within the center of their team? Maybe ult on the choke point? Help out their frontline a bit with the healing puddle?

They don't. They still play him like nothing's changed. In fact it's only gotten worse. There's clips online now of Jeff players ulting in spawn trying to get a teamwipe (one dumbass tried this in my comp game) which in most cases just results in them fucking dying anyways rendering the ult useless which could've easily been a invis or gambit ult.The fucking idiots go from healing from the backline to still ulting from the backline making the puddle he leaves behind fucking useless just like the character.

So many times a strange on our team ults and Jeff thinks it's his moment to shine and swallows the people stunned just to not even make it to the ledge.

So many times I ult people with Groot and for some reason Jeff thinks it's time to combo ult and swallow the 3 people I ulted when my ult plus my strange duo/ bucky and his burst damage is more then enough to do the job.

So many fucking times Jeff wants to ult for no fucking reason. And even if there was a reason it doesn't matter. Because he can't match the cnd that's gonna ult forcing us off point so we lost that team fight. He can't match the gambit ult coming for the next team fight. Can't match the Luna ult. Can't match the rocket ult. Can't match Loki ult. Our team gets ulted by Groot and he just watches us die because hes FUCKING USELESS. And if he does end up saving us, the enemy team is running invis and Luna both of whom could've saved their team from a Groot ult while also still have a functioning ult afterwards to continue to take space off of.

Jeff heals and heals and heals and kills himself. That's it. He heals and kills himself that's all he does. Seriously why is this stupid character in the game. When he's on your team you have to play so much harder to get value compared to if you had an actual competent strategist on your team. Even in triple support he's a useless fuck. Adam and mantis clears him and it isn't even close.

He's useless dive food that does nothing for the team and does nothing for the game. He's not cute and hes not funny either. I'm tired of people trying to make him seem like this cute little dog thing when in reality he's just so fucking annoying. It doesn't help that the people who play him are also just so moronic. I hate the character and I hate the people that play him. Alas, Two negatives do make a positive. The only time I like seeing Jeff is when it's on the other team. Seeing Jeff on my team especially when the other team is running two really strong strategists is the same as seeing a black widow.

I hate the way he looks, the way he walks, the way he plays. I hate his stupid ass skins. I hate the way that he sounds. Almost as if he's TRYING to sound cute. It's so forced. I hate seeing the character in general. I hate seeing him in bloodhunt. I hate seeing him on my team. Hate seeing him on the other team. Even engaging with his character as a dive is so fucking annoying if he sees coming. This character was the king of annoyance so bad they had to rework his jackass. I hate the fact that he's even in this game, stinking up the character slots which could've been used for an actual cooler character. Matter of fact I hate that he even exists. Who likes this character seriously. I genuinely hate this stupid character. It fills me with unfathomable rage every time gambit cnd and invis aren't banned and they select lord Jeff as if the other team isn't running gambit mag and Emma Luna just do dominate us.

The only time I'm smiling when there's a Jeff in my game is when I dunk the fuck outta him with my mag ult. Hopefully one day you Jeff players will realize the damage you've done and go to church to repent. Every single time I see a Jeff player on my team have to have that hulk curb stomping gif playing in my mind on repeat just to stop myself from throwing.

From the deepest depths of my exhausted soul and with a voice consumed by nothing but rage misery, and suffering, I write this to every Jeff player in Marvel Rivals

Fuck you.