u/LoveablevarmitPetaly

Smelt the food around 300 miles away, whatchu got in here?

I... I don't even know how too...

Gross gross gross!

I wouldn't-! I couldn't-!

I WOULDN’T DO THAT TO YOU, KRIS!

How long has this sub been up for?! Listen, Kris, I would NEVER do that do you, ok?

Don't listen to everything to see online, you're my FRIEND, Kris!

Look I need... I need to get a lawyer before someone comes after me for this, oh my god

Kris remember the time when you, I, Dess, and Azzy all hanged out normally and had normal times together? Remember when we were normal friends, Kris? I want to keep being normal with you, I want this friendship between to be normal, and definitely not anything gross, creepy, or obsessive.

(Inspired by u/Crested_Gecks)

They throw pimpillos, when you beat the father of the flame they sit down and explod themselves

*YOU SEE NOELLE, AND FWAHAHA'S I HAVE A REASON TO CALL EVERYONE HERE

*I WANT TO ANNOUNCE THAT MY NAME DESS WILL NOW BE MY DEAD NAME

*I HAVE TRANSITIONED INTO PAPYRUS, IT... IT TOOK SOME TIME ACCEPTING MYSELF FOR WHO I WANT TO BE

*AND I KNOW OUR MOTHER WILL BE NOT TOO HAPPY TO HEAR THIS NEWS AND I WAS AFFRAID TO COME OUT TO THE FWAHAHA'S BUT I THANK YOU ALL FOR NOT LAUGHING AT ME

*I WANT YOU GUYS TO BE HERE WHEN I TELL MOM, MAYBE SEEING THAT EVERYONE HERE IS FINE WITH ME BEING PAPYRUS WILL CALM HER

*FOR NOW I ASK FOR NO ONE TO TELL HER, THANK YOU

Lowkey wouldn't mind joining the wisp thicket cult

*I'M NOT DESS!

*Fwahaha, stay in character

*I HAVEN'T EVEN MET HER!

*Stay in character!

*FUCK YOU!

*Fwahaha, what did you say

*YOU WANT TO KNOW THE REAL REASON WHY DESS LEFT, IT WASN'T THE CATS, OR THE GROOMER ALLIGATIONS (which I may mention is not canon), OR THE CONSTANT DISMISSAL FROM THERE PARENTS! IT WAS THE FWAH HA HA-ING, NOTHING'S EVER SERIOUS FOR YOU IS IT?

*YOU DRAG KRIS OUT TO THE WOODS TO CHOP THEM UP? BLAME A GORE VIDEO YOU FOUND! KRIS GOES MISSING AND WON'T ANSWER CALLS? VIEW IT AS A PRANK! YOU KIDNAP ME AND FORCE ME TO DRESS A DESS? BLAME YOUR WAY OF THINKING- YOU CONTROL WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT YOU NUMB SKULL!!!

*... So your saying it's my fault?

*YES, BUT IT'S JUST THE WAY YOUR TRANCED ISN'T IT? ISN'T IT?!?!

Also make everyone apart of the religion

• I TRIED, KRIS! I REALLY DID.

• BUT ALAS SOMEONE AS GREAT AS ME COULDN'T FORCE THAT GOAT TO HEAL HIM

• I'M SORRY FOR WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM

• I WAS GOING TO INVITE HIM TO THE POTLUCK WITH ASGORE, ALPHYS, TORIEL AND UNDYNE BUT...

• ...

• I'M SURE THINGS WILL GET BETTER SOON KRIS

*THIS POTLUCK WILL SURELY LIFT THE SPIRITS OF ALL OF HOMETOWN

WHAT'S THAT? WHO'S NOELLE? I'M LAUGHING WRONG?

OH KRIS WHAT ARE YOU TAKING ABOUT, I'VE START STARTED PREPARING LUNCH!

MY SIGNATURE SCRAMBLED EGGS WILL BE ALMOST READY!

(Though a part of you wants to go back to that world of entropy and decay, you look around you and feel as if you're going to be ok)

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Cat

I am the evils

Please Drawthisdeltarune2! I need this!!! My saved images are kinda Asgoreless

I pet the cat (which is different from I the cat trust me) and now he has brain damage and is now licking glass! I didn't mean to I though it'd be harmless!

(Btw jokes aside this cat is fine and healthy in case your scared he has actually brain damage)

PLEEEEEAAASSSEE!!!!! IT FITS SO WELL!!!!!!!!

I'm petting the cat, there's a difference