Schrödinger s Trolley

Schrödinger s Trolley

Before you is a trolley heading down a track. On the track is a box with a cat inside. The cat may or may not be dead, you don’t know for sure.

You can do nothing and let the box be run over, potentially killing the cat, or you can pull the lever beside you which has a 50% chance of bringing the trolley to a safe stop…and a 50% chance of being diverted to the second track, which you know for a fact has a living cat tied to it.

What do you do?

u/MC_Minnow — 8 days ago

Respect Gaston! (Kingdom Hearts)

Respect Gaston!

>”Are you really in love with her, Beast? Do you honestly think she'd want you, when she had someone like me?"

Gaston is an antagonist in Kingdom Hearts X. He is a skilled hunter pushing for Belle's affections despite her lack of interest, and he eventually becomes the source of the Enraged Elk Heartless.

Gaston initially seems to be a handsome and muscular hunter who likes to brag of his abilities. However, beneath his charming looks is a rude, impatient, manipulative, and narcissistic person who’s willing to appeal to his own ego by any means necessary. He’s cowardly and unscrupulous, pleading for the Beast not to hurt or kill him after he himself tried to kill the Beast, and opts to stab the Beast in the back when the opportunity presents itself.


Feats

All feats are from Kingdom Hearts Union X.

Strength

Striking

Piercing

Lifting

Durability

Blunt Force

Grappling

Speed

Combat Speed

Agility / Acrobatics

Weapons / Skills


Scaling

u/MC_Minnow — 2 months ago

Respect the Beast (Kingdom Hearts)

Respect the Beast!

>”When our world fell into darkness, Belle was taken from me. I vowed I would find her again no matter what the cost. I believed I would find her. So, here I am.”

The Beast is a cursed prince who travels across worlds driven by his deep love for Belle. When his world is destroyed by the Heartless and Belle is kidnapped by Maleficent's council, the Beast's sheer willpower allows him to cross the dark corridors to Hollow Bastion. He teams up with Sora—protecting him when Sora loses his Keyblade—and fights valiantly to rescue Belle. After the seven princesses are rescued, Beast remains a valued ally to Sora as well as a powerful adversary to the Heartless and Organization XIII.

The Beast was originally a very spoiled, selfish, cruel, and unloving prince. However, he is shown at a later stage in his relationship with Belle, with most of his uncomplimentary traits remedied. He is still prone to lashing out in anger, especially when provoked and manipulated. But beneath his rough exterior beats a noble heart, which Belle has worked to bring out so that everyone can see how beautiful a person he really is.


Feats

Feat sources are as follows:

U = Union X

DR = Dark Road

1 = Kingdom Hearts

CoM = Chain of Memories

358 = 358/2 Days

2 = Kingdom Hearts 2

Strength

General

Striking Enemies

Striking Objects

Tackling

Lifting

Durability

Blunt Force

Piercing

Slashing

Mental

Speed

Movement

Combat Speed

Agility / Acrobatics

Skills

Roar

Other


Memory Beast

>”For just a moment, I doubted your love. I never want to remember those feelings of despair."

Memory Beast is a replica of the real Beast that exists in Castle Oblivion, constructed from Sora's memories. This version of Beast is also seeking to save Belle from Maleficent, who seeks to use Belle’s heart—and his—for her wicked schemes.

Feats

All feats for Memory Beast are from Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories, and are independent from the real Beast.

Offense

Durability


Scaling

u/MC_Minnow — 2 months ago

Favorite child who’s more competent than the adults around them.

  1. Five (Umbrella Academy). Technically cheating since he’s actually an adult who was de-aged in time travel shenanigans, but given that it’s live action and the show draws attention to the situation, I count it. All of his siblings are adults while he’s stuck in his teenage body, yet he’s the only one who has his act together while they’re all struggling with their personal problems.

  2. Hit-Girl (Kick-Ass). After >!her father dies!<, she’s basically this to Kick-Ass, a hyper-competent crime-fighter / professional killer while he struggles just to stay alive.

u/MC_Minnow — 2 months ago

Respect the Twilight Town Strugglers (Kingdom Hearts)

Respect the Twilight Town Strugglers!

>”Let’s struggle!”

Struggling is the number one pastime in Twilight Town>!, much like in America!<. Anyone who’s anyone has heard of it, but only the few and the proud can call themselves expert Strugglers.

The game is pretty straightforward m— combatants face off with their bats and attempt to steal and collect as many orbs as they can before the timer runs out, and whoever has the most orbs wins! It’s a very competitive sport, producing some outstanding athletes throughout the town.


Feats

Unless otherwise noted, all feats are from Kingdom Hearts 2.


Seifer

>”I don’t feel like cooperating with destiny.”

Head of the Twilight Town Disciplinary Committee and one of the very best Strugglers of Twilight Town. He himself as the "protector of the town.” Although he’s brash, rude, taunting, and often seems like a bully, he is shown to care about the town and is nice to others in his own way when he sees fit.

General

Attacks

Defense

Agility / Acrobatics


Vivi

Another member of the Disciplinary Committee and a loyal fan of Seifer. and is often bossed around by the others, hoping to one day be as strong as him. Unlike the other members of Seifer's gang, Vivi isn't particularly hostile towards others, and is actually very friendly. His background and nature are enigmatic, but packed inside his deceitfully playful frame is an exceptional fighter.

General

Attacks

Agility / Acrobatics


Hayner

>”What's important isn't how often we see each other, but how often we think about each other. Right?"

Another well-known Struggler and rival of Seifer. Hayner is impulsive, determined, and bold to the point of recklessness. He is always looking for a new adventure, and gets bored easily during uneventful times. He’s also easily angered, to the point of people viewing him as having an attitude problem. He thirsts for recognition, ideally hoping to prove himself as a competent Struggler.

General

Attacks

Defense

Agility / Acrobatics


Setzer

>”Whatever you think is right, you're wrong. And that is a big mistake."

The reigning Struggle champion of Twilight Town (at least at the start of the game). He’s a flashy and arrogant ladies' man and enjoys taunting his opponents, but isn’t too proud to bribe his opponents into throwing a match for him. Even so, he is a skilled fighter in his own right.

General

Attacks

Defense

Agility / Acrobatics


Scaling

u/MC_Minnow — 2 months ago

What’s your favorite Krillin moment?

This may not be his funniest line, but I just like him taking a jab at Vegeta.

u/MC_Minnow — 2 months ago

Respect Tidus, Selphie, and Wakka (Kingdom Hearts)

Respect Titus, Selphie, and Wakka!

>”You’re still no match for Riku. We took him on three-to-one last time, and he whipped us all. Well, I guess Kairi can always count on him."

Tidus, Selphie, and Wakka are friends of Sora, Kairi, and Riku from Destiny Islands. Tidus is a confident and athletic stick-fighter most similar to Sora and Riku, Selphie is a cheerful and romantic girl similar to Kairi in age, and Wakka is a laid-back yet competitive older boy. All three enjoy friendly spars with their friends and basking in the beach life.


Feats

All feats sans one (which is noted) are from Kingdom Hearts 1.

Titus

Attacks

Defense

Acrobatics

Selphie

Attacks

Defense

Agility

Wakka

Attacks

Defense

Acrobatics

Other


Scaling

u/MC_Minnow — 2 months ago

Respect Sephiroth (Kingdom Hearts)

Respect Sephiroth!

>”Defeating me is meaningless. You know that more than anyone, Cloud. No matter how many times I fall, your darkness keeps calling me back!”

The man. The myth. The legend.

The guy with the really long sword.

Sephiroth is an enigmatic figure in the Kingdom Hearts universe, vaguely understood to be the embodiment of Cloud's darkness—he literally claims he is Cloud.^2 He is regarded as one of the most powerful and dangerous villains in the Kingdom Hearts series, debuting as an optional boss and later on becoming an actual presence in the story. He is incredibly powerful, both physically and mentally, and is convinced his power surpasses anyone else's. He is rarely shown to convey any emotion, never overreacting to anything.


Feats

Feat sources are as follows:

U = Union/Unchained X

1 = Kingdom Hearts

2 = Kingdom Hearts 2

Strength

Slashing

Grappling

Durability

General

Blunt Force

Slashing

Stamina

Esoteric

Speed

Movement

Combat Speed

Agility / Acrobatics

Weapons / Skills

Sephiroth’s signature weapon is his 8-foot katana, Masamune, with which he is exceptionally skilled and deadly in combat. While his general prowess is more than enough to kill most enemies, he has several techniques and spells at his disposal to combat more durable opponents.

Signature Attacks

Flight

Teleportation

Other


Scaling

u/MC_Minnow — 2 months ago

Respect Cerberus (Kingdom Hearts)

Respect Cerberus!

>Guardian of the Underworld.

Cerberus is the gigantic, ferocious, 3-headed guard-dog of the Underworld. A faithful servant to Hades, he’s often sent out to fetch souls and cause destruction. Hades calls upon it several times to fight Hercules, Sora, and the other Keyblade wielders. Despite its failures, it still proves to be a considerable threat to anyone who dares to face it.


Feats

Feat sources are as follows:

U = Union/Unchained X

DR = Dark Road

1 = Kingdom Hearts

2 = Kingdom Hearts 2

Strength

General

Striking

Piercing

Grappling

Durability

General

Blunt Force

Slashing

Grappling

Speed

Movement

Combat Speed

Agility / Acrobatics

Abilities

Fireballs

Other


Data Cerberus

Data Cerberus is a digital likeness of the hellhound that Data Sora faces while traversing the labyrinth of the digital Coliseum, summoned by Data Hades to stop the heroes.

Feats

All feats for Data Cerberus are from Kingdom Hearts: Re:Coded and its cinematic remake, and are independent from the real Cerberus.

Offense

Durability


Scaling

u/MC_Minnow — 2 months ago

Respect the Titans (Kingdom Hearts)

Respect the Titans!

>”A wave of darkness lanced down from their celestial rank, and one by one, Hades freed the Titans from their prison.”

Character Summary

Water Ice. Earth Rock. Fire Magma. Air Wind.

Long ago, the four Titans lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when they decided to mess with Mount Olympus. Only Zeus, master of the gods, could stop them.

And he did. He kicked their asses and locked them away for a long time^(3). But then Hades let them out (several time, it seems), employing them in his efforts to beat Hercules and the Keyblade-wielders.

It never took. They did make for some great boss fights though.


Feats

Feat sources are as follows:

BBS = Birth By Sleep

1 = Kingdom Hearts

2 = Kingdom Hearts 2

3 = Kingdom Hearts 3

Ice Titan

By far the most infamous of the titans, having given Sora the most trouble throughout his adventures. Its full height towers over Olympus Coliseum, a gargantuan elemental of pure ice.

Durability

Speed / Agility

Ice Manipulation

Ice Missiles

The Ice Titan’s signature move, it can be shot in many different formations:


Rock Titan

The first Titan Sora ever faces, a two-headed monstrosity of pure power and stone.

Strength

Durability

Rock Manipulation


Magma Titan

The counterpart to the Ice Titan, a being of pure magma erupting with fiery rage.

Strength

Durability

Magma Manipulation


Wind Titan

The most agile and flexible of the titans, able to engage enemies in aerial battle and wield the terrain with its powerful wind.

Strength

Durability

Speed / Acrobatics

Wind Manipulation

Syphoning


Data Titans

In the digitized Olympus Coliseum that Data Sora and his friends traverse, Data Hades hosts a data incarnation of both the Rock and Ice Titan to eliminate the heroes.

Feats

All feats for the Data Titans are from Kingdom Hearts: Re:Coded and its cinematic remake, and are independent from the real Titans.

Attacks


Scaling

u/MC_Minnow — 2 months ago

Respect Hades (Kingdom Hearts)

Respect Hades!

>”Name's Hades, Lord of the Dead, aka Lord of the Underworld—a place you all are apparently dying to see.”

Character Summary

Hades is the fiery, fast-talking Lord of the Underworld from Olympus Coliseum who constantly schemes to defeat Hercules, overthrow Zeus, and conquer the cosmos. He aligns himself with Maleficent's faction of villains while manipulating powerful mortals, monsters, and Heartless to do his dirty work.

Hades is shown to be extremely devious and smooth while he's relaxed and tends to talk a lot to convince others to work for him, most of the time giving indirect and insincere answers to fool his marks. He is also egocentric, and cares very little about anything that doesn't concern his personal plans. Perhaps his most notable trait is his tempter—when Hades gets particularly mad, he explodes into a red pillar of fire and his normal blue-colored hair burns red.


Feats

Feat sources are as follows:

X = Union X

DR = Dark Road

BBS = Birth By Sleep

1 = Kingdom Hearts

2 = Kingdom Hearts 2

3 = Kingdom Hearts 3

Strength

Striking

Grappling

Durability

General

Blunt Force

Slashing

Esoteric

Speed

Movement

Combat Speed

Magic

Fire Magic

Illusions

Conjuring

Controlling the Dead

Teleporting

Hyper-Senses

Instilling Darkness

Other


Memory Hades

>”You've just won a free trip to the Underworld — paid by me!"

Memory Hades is a fabrication of the real Hades formed from Sora’s memories of their encounter in KH1, who serves as the final boss of the Olympus Coliseum floor. He manipulates Cloud, enters the fray himself after Cloud fails, and attempts to best Memory Herc.

Feats

All feats for Memory Hades are from Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories, and are independent from the real Hades.

Magic


Data Hades

>”Don't think you've won yet! I've got over 500,000,000 lives! Sure, most of them are ones I took... But I will be back!"

Data Hades appears in the digitized Olympus Coliseum where Data Sora is tracking down corrupted data and bug blocks. While alleging he isn’t responsible for the chaos in the Coliseum, he is still happy to oppose Hercules and Sora in their efforts to restore order, motivated as always by a desire to kill Herc. He enlists the help of Data Cloud—which goes about as well as always—before attacking the heroes himself.

Feats

All feats for Data Hades are from Kingdom Hearts: Re:Coded and its cinematic remake, and are independent from the real Hades.

Durability

Fire Magic

Other Magic


Scaling

u/MC_Minnow — 3 months ago

Mini-Man Cave

Context: I’m married with one 2-year-old son (hence the toys, but not the cows), and work swing / graveyard shifts with an hour commute each way. My wife and I each have our own bedroom so I don’t wake her when I’m coming and going at stupid hours.

She used to have the master bedroom, but after three years of her never using the private bathroom (she only ever takes baths, and the only tub is in the shared bathroom), we finally made a switch so I could have an easier time getting ready for work without waking her, and not get woken up during the day when she and our son are playing while I’m trying to sleep (the master bedroom is more separated).

u/MC_Minnow — 3 months ago

Respect Hercules (Kingdom Hearts)

Respect Hercules!

>”I'm gonna show these guys what happens when they mess with a true hero."

Character Summary

Kingdom Hearts’ rendition of Disney’s heroic demigod (no, not that one), the son of Zeus and Hera, and a steadfast friend to Sora. He lives in the world of Olympus Coliseum where he trains under Phil, competes in the coliseum’s various cups, and thwarts Hades' evil plots and minions. Perhaps most importantly, he teaches others that a true hero isn’t just measured by the strength of his muscles, but the strength of his heart.


Feats

Feat sources are as follows:

X = Union X

BBS = Birth By Sleep

1 = Kingdom Hearts

358 = 358/2 Days

2 = Kingdom Hearts 2

3 = Kingdom Hearts 3

Strength

General

Striking

Armed Striking

Lifting / Throwing

Grappling

Durability

General

Blunt Force

Esoteric

Grappling

Stamina

Speed

Movement

Combat Speed

Agility / Acrobatics

Weapons / Skills

Hercules is a skilled martial artist who primarily uses his fists. That said, he also carries a sword and knows how to make impromptu weapons when necessary.

God Powers

Aside from his inhuman strength, Hercules possesses many other God-like to support him in battle.

Pegasus

Pegasus’ is Hercules trusted steed, capable of flight and intense maneuvers to help him and others in battle.


Memory Hercules

>”Don't expect me to pull any punches!"

Memory Hercules is a replica of the real Hercules that exists in Castle Oblivion, constructed from Sora's memories. This version of Herc is much the same as the original, training hard with Phil as he crosses paths with Sora and Memory Cloud. He’s the target of Memory Hades, who tries to enlist Memory Cloud to kill him, but together the heroes are able to thwart the wicked god’s schemes. Exhausted from the ordeal, Memory Hercul defers a proper match with Sora, promising to fight him at full strength in the future.

Feats

All feats for Memory Hercules are from Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories, and are independent from the real Hercules.

Offense

Durability

Data Hercules

>”You wanna be a hero one day, remember this much— No matter how bad things look, when you need a friend to be there, he'll be there!"

When King Mickey digitizes the contents of Jiminy’s Journal to investigate mysterious messages inside it, he creates a digital universe known as the Datascape. Within this digital world, Data Hercules exists as a digital recreation of the real Hercules. This version of Herc helps Data Sora to destroy the Heartless and Bug Blox in the digital coliseum, faces off against Data Cloud, and helps stop the plots of Data Hades.

Feats

All feats for Data Hercules are from Kingdom Hearts: Re:Coded and its cinematic remake, and are independent from the real Hercules.

Offense

Durability

Speed


Scaling

u/MC_Minnow — 3 months ago

What’s your favorite Yamcha moment?

Personally, I love the handful of times he actually claps back on someone.

u/MC_Minnow — 3 months ago

Respect Zack Fair (Kingdom Hearts)

Respect Zack Fair!

>”Listen to those cheers, man. You don't get to decide if you're a hero or not. They do. And they've already made up their mind. Whether you like it or not, you're their hero.”

Character Summary

Zack Fair is an aspiring hero who trains briefly at the Olympus Coliseum. He’s a tad goofy, but also extremely optimistic, cheerful, and high-spirited, driven by an earnest dream to become a true hero.

Phil initially assigns him to compete against Hercules, then the two work together with Ventus to defeat Unversed attacking the town. After Ventus’ departure, Zack is manipulated by the God Hades to fight Terra, controlled using the power of Darkness. Terra is able to free him and Zack expresses his gratitude, doubling his efforts to become stronger so he can face Terra again. While continuing his training he meets Aqua, asking her out and being promptly rejected. Zack is last seen observing a black feather that lands in front of him, hinting that he may have some connection with Sephiroth.


Feats

All feats are from Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep.

Strength

Striking

Durability

Blunt Force

Stamina

Esoteric

Speed

Movement

Combat Speed

Agility / Acrobatics

Skills

Other


u/MC_Minnow — 3 months ago

Respect Auron (Kingdom Hearts)

Respect Auron!

>”This is my story, and you’re not part of it.”

Character Summary

Auron is one of the undead souls in Hades’ arsenal, described by the God of Death as “the mother of all bad guys.” When Hades offers him freedom in exchange for defeating Hercules in battle, Auron promptly declines before attacking his host.

Auron appears as a strict, no-nonsense warrior with a dry wit. He views himself as a Guardian, devoting his life to protecting those in need and putting others before himself without hesitation. His experiences from his mortal life have strengthened his spirit. A man of unshakable resolve and loyalty to those he protects, he is seen by his peers as an excellent role model more than worthy of the Guardian role. His goal in (after)life is to find peace and a sense of fulfillment so he can finally be allowed to rest.


Feats

All feats are from Kingdom Hearts 2.

Strength

Striking

Grappling

Durability

Blunt Force

Stamina

Esoteric

Speed

Movement

Combat Speed

Agility / Acrobatics

Skills


u/MC_Minnow — 3 months ago

Respect the Hollow Bastion Restoration Committee (Kingdom Hearts)

Respect the Hollow Bastion Restoration Committee!

Summary

The Hollow Bastion Restoration Committee, later named the Radiant Garden Restoration Committee, was founded in the hope of restoring Radiant Garden to its former glory and eradicating the Heartless infestation from the town for good. Cid created a defense system called Claymores that would destroy weaker Heartless and occupy stronger ones until a committee member could arrive to dispose of them. When an army Heartless swarmed the town, the Committee defended it alongside Sora and friends. Within a year's work, the committee managed to restore most of the town's former image.

All members of the Hollow Bastion Restoration Committee carry a membership card. Their meetings take place in Merlin's house inside the town walls.


All feats for members are labeled as follows:

  1. Kingdom Hearts

  2. Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories

  3. Kingdom Hearts 2

  4. Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep

  5. Kingdom Hearts 3

Members

Aerith Gainsborough

>”No matter how far away we are, our hearts will bring us together again.”

Aerith acts as a gentle guide, offering advice and support to Sora, Squall, Cloud, and others. She is shown to be very knowledgeable, particularly on the subject of Ansem and her home’s history. She is kind and cares very deeply about her friends.

Despite never physically being seen in battle, she is implied at one point to have held off waves of Heartless spawned by the MCP, coldly spurning Leon's concern over whether she would be able to handle it by herself. This suggests that she does possesses some combat abilities.

Abilities

Cid Highwind

>”I hope you're not expectin' me to turn a dream into data."

Cid is is an expert pilot and mechanic originally from Radiant Garden. He is one of the first characters that Sora befriends in Traverse Town, first owning an Accessory Shop in the center of the town's 1st District, then later on opening a shop which specializes in Gummi Ship parts. He helps Sora and his friends navigate the universe by upgrading their Gummi Ship.

Cid is adept with computers and building programs, acting as the restoration committee’s chief engineer. He is blunt and sometimes cynical—usually about magic—but he’s deeply caring and fiercely protective.

Abilities


Allies

Fairy Godmother

>”It's dangerous to fight darkness with light, my dear. Strong rays of sun create dark shadows."

Sometime prior to the events of Kingdom Hearts, her world, Castle of Dreams, was destroyed by the Heartless, but she managed to escape safely. She initially resides in Merlin's study in Traverse Town. When Sora brings her Summon Gems—spirits of inhabitants from worlds consumed by darkness—she casts a spell to temporarily summon these allies into battle.

After Sora sealed Kingdom Hearts, the Fairy Godmother returned to her world with Cinderella, but she remained an ally to the heroes in reuniting with Sora.

Teleporting

Other Magic


The Gullwings

>”Oh, we're nothing worth mentioning."

The Gullwings are a group of treasure-hunting fairies made up of Yuna, Rikku, and Paine. Yuna is unfailingly kindhearted and polite; Rikku is good-natured and ditzy; and Paine is emotionally distant and anti-social.

Initially working for Maleficent in exchange for treasure, they agree to work with Sora and Leon after Maleficent abandons them, but only if Leon pays them to do so. When confronting Sora, Donald, and Goofy, Rikku complains about Leon not having any treasure and Paine says, "And we fought for you guys", almost as if it was a crime to help someone out without receiving payment. Nonetheless, they do seem to have a strong moral compass, as they decide to let Sora off without consequence upon hearing of his troubld with Organization XIII and search for his missing friends.

Abilities

u/MC_Minnow — 3 months ago

Respect Merlin (Kingdom Hearts)

Respect Merlin!

>”Whatever is lost can be found again. There are always new paths between hearts to discover and traverse."

Character Summary

Merlin is a powerful wizard and colleague of Yen Sid, who teaches Sora in the arts of magic when the boy appears. He often appears to Sora and others with messages regarding the Book of Pooh, which he keeps in his possession. He lives in a large cottage which serves as the headquarters for the Hollow Bastion Restoration Committee, which he is a part of. He also helps to train Kairi and Lea with their Keyblades.

Merlin is generally calm and caring to the ones close to him. However, he can be easily annoyed, especially when people insult his talent for magic, and he will not hesitate to physically retaliate.


Feats

Feat sources are as follows:

  1. Kingdom Hearts

  2. Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories

  3. Kingdom Hearts 2

  4. Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep

  5. Kingdom Hearts 3

Offensive Magic

Teleporting

Levitating

Magical Sense

Spatial Magic

Other

u/MC_Minnow — 3 months ago