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Least the Limp Bizkit fans might be too old to rape or crush someone to death in 2026. Not many APC/Puscifer tickets left, but then QOTSA and Primus do a show the same week, now Fred is here and I only have so much money.

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u/MJKsecretpornaccount — 9 days ago

▲ 20 r/ToolJerk

DISCUSSION: TOOL should kick out Maynard and hire Avril Lavigne as she's a lot hotter and Canadian so more polite than him.

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u/MJKsecretpornaccount — 14 days ago

▲ 8 r/ToolJerk

DISCUSSION: We at r/TOOLJerk should start visiting Maynard's restaurants but never flush if we use the toilet.

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u/MJKsecretpornaccount — 15 days ago

▲ 4 r/ToolJerk

Oh dear, did Danny get fired for working with Maynard?

u/MJKsecretpornaccount — 16 days ago

▲ 0 r/ToolJerk

Looks like I'm not the only one who compares Limp Bizkit and TOOL. RIP Lemmy.

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u/MJKsecretpornaccount — 16 days ago

▲ 4 r/ToolJerk

Why do you think Maynard writes songs about the third eye and the indigo children?

Ya silly twat Maynard, you made songs about ego death so well that I gave up my attachment to material trinkets, so now have no need for a fetus skull, or Danny gong statue. I had to spiritually evolve to show up your greed.

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u/MJKsecretpornaccount — 19 days ago

▲ 0 r/ToolBand

Why do you think Maynard writes songs about the third eye and the indigo children?

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u/MJKsecretpornaccount — 19 days ago

▲ 3 r/ToolJerk

DISCUSSION: What TOOL songs can can be played on the flute?

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u/MJKsecretpornaccount — 19 days ago

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Maynard worked with Leto on some song called Fallen. Not sure who is the worst of the two.

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u/MJKsecretpornaccount — 21 days ago

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DOWN - Blood Oath.

&lt;----------- Upvote if you're shocked Maynard even has time to be a singer given he spends most of his day with juicy cock in his dirty mouth.

&lt;----------- Number of TOOL members who would turn gay for Danny?

Who is better Jesus Christ, his brother Larry Christ, Danny Carey, or Maynard?

&lt;---------- Upvote if you think Danny Carey should be the next James Bond.

Nationals 'fighting' to win Bendigo as Jacinta Allan exits politics

&lt;-------- Upvote if you hope this young man sues his Dad for being 'lame'?

DISCUSSION: Should I offer Maynard a ticket to The Good Things fest this year for Melbourne? He can see Sir Fred Durst perform, a singer who treats fans with respect.

Maynard is no superman

&lt;---------- Number of days until the new TOOL album is out.

Who knew MJ was a TOOL fan?

&lt;---------- Upvote if you think Maynard killed Biggie and Tupac.

DISCUSSION: TOOL should kick out Maynard and hire Avril Lavigne as she's a lot hotter and Canadian so more polite than him.

DISCUSSION: We at r/TOOLJerk should start visiting Maynard's restaurants but never flush if we use the toilet.

Oh dear, did Danny get fired for working with Maynard?

Looks like I'm not the only one who compares Limp Bizkit and TOOL. RIP Lemmy.

Why do you think Maynard writes songs about the third eye and the indigo children?

Why do you think Maynard writes songs about the third eye and the indigo children?

DISCUSSION: What TOOL songs can can be played on the flute?

Maynard worked with Leto on some song called Fallen. Not sure who is the worst of the two.

<----------- Upvote if you're shocked Maynard even has time to be a singer given he spends most of his day with juicy cock in his dirty mouth.

<----------- Number of TOOL members who would turn gay for Danny?

<---------- Upvote if you think Danny Carey should be the next James Bond.

<-------- Upvote if you hope this young man sues his Dad for being 'lame'?

<---------- Number of days until the new TOOL album is out.

<---------- Upvote if you think Maynard killed Biggie and Tupac.