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▲ 14 r/ToolJerk

To celebrate r/TOOLJerk having over 20,000 members (or memers as I like to call all y'all) here is TOOL with the song 10,000 Days (You have to play it twice).

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u/MJKsecretpornaccount — 3 days ago
▲ 12 r/circlejerkaustralia

How can I overthrow the government and get the tits back on twitter?

Very sad that x/twitter isn't letting me view 18+ content on desktop, JE victims, Mark Latham posts involving no tits either, this feels like political censorship. If I have to prove I'm 18+ with no way how I'd like to see those in government prove to me that aren't being blackmailed by Israel. They are treasonous and must be taken down. As Braveheart once said "You make take my life but you'll never take my internet tits".

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u/MJKsecretpornaccount — 4 days ago
▲ 5 r/ToolJerk

Just this amount of Lateralus is enough to kill a grown man, TOOL, not even once! Say no to TOOL boys and girls.

u/MJKsecretpornaccount — 6 days ago
▲ 121 r/ToolJerk

<----------- Upvote if you don't give a fuck if TOOL play at the sphere in Vegas? I'd sooner them work on a new album. Why would I even visit the USA when its blackmailed by Israel pedo leader makes the gov give Aussies a hard time at the border?

The world needs new TOOL more than Vegas needs a new magic act

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u/MJKsecretpornaccount — 7 days ago
▲ 16 r/ToolJerk

46&2

Not even talking about the TOOL song, just that it costs about $46 for 2 beers at Sonic Temple, how are people meant to get drunk and throw things at Maynard? Least it's a fest so you can record Maynard the whole time and he can't kick you out.

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u/MJKsecretpornaccount — 8 days ago