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Finally they kicked Maynard out and found a competent singer.
imgur.comu/MJKsecretpornaccount — 7 days ago
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r/circlejerkaustralia r/Puscifer r/ToolJerk r/aperfectcircle r/Bendigo r/ToolBand r/NDIS r/soundsliketool
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DISCUSSION: Adam needs to hurry up writing new TOOL if this is what passes for music in the modern age.
youtube.comu/MJKsecretpornaccount — 16 days ago
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Moderator of TOOLJerk subreddit to pay Maynard $4.5 AUD in piracy lawsuit. (I didn't know I could be sued for pirating wine).
kotaku.comu/MJKsecretpornaccount — 20 days ago
▲ 134 r/ToolJerk
Macklemore pledges his $1m Ed Sheeran tour salary to Palestine, meanwhile the singer of Puscifer announced he's donating 1 million dollars worth of wine to the A Perfect Circle singer in a rare act of generosity.
theguardian.comu/MJKsecretpornaccount — 28 days ago
▲ 4 r/ToolJerk
Maynard escaping TOOL fans when he sees some at his new sushi restaurant.
u/MJKsecretpornaccount — 1 month ago
▲ 4 r/ToolJerk
Nardo the final frontier: Never before in his life has William Shatner wanted to be beamed up by Scotty more than ever.
imgur.comu/MJKsecretpornaccount — 1 month ago
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<-------- Upvote if Maynard can eat your ass.
reddit.comu/MJKsecretpornaccount — 1 month ago
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Well done to TOOL for being trendsetters in ripping off fandom, send more money.
tvfandomlounge.comu/MJKsecretpornaccount — 1 month ago
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DISCUSSION: The morality of leaving bad reviews for Maynard's new sushi restaurant even if I haven't eaten there. If he makes money from it he'll have less need to be in TOOL.
reddit.comu/MJKsecretpornaccount — 1 month ago
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HAHAHAHA Even Billy D hates Maynard, wish I could make them a mod here.
youtube.comu/MJKsecretpornaccount — 1 month ago
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<-------- Upvote if you think Lake Ontario should be renamed Lake TOOL is better than nickelback.
reddit.comu/MJKsecretpornaccount — 1 month ago
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Maynard was meant to save them from the holocaust, not do that.
imgur.comu/MJKsecretpornaccount — 2 months ago
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HEY MAYNARD! Why don't you get a personality replacement to go along with the hip replacement.
He's more machine than man these days. Oddly enough 'hip' is something Maynard will never be.
u/MJKsecretpornaccount — 2 months ago
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<------------ Upvote if you think Maynard steals candy from babies.
I mean the guy is already rich so he's only doing to see if he can get away with it.
u/MJKsecretpornaccount — 2 months ago
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DISCUSSION: If GTA 6 can be leaked how do we TOOL fans find a hacker smart enough to leak any new TOOL on the lads computers?
reddit.comu/MJKsecretpornaccount — 2 months ago
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Look what a drummer can do when they don't have Maynard stuffing up their work.
youtube.comu/MJKsecretpornaccount — 2 months ago