r/ToolJerk
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You all feel the same so why don’t we just admit it?
u/NeatMysterious2327 — 14 hours ago
GenX Question of the Day 8/18/26
Did you ever send money through the mail to get your X-Ray goggles or glasses?
u/HotelDiva — 1 day ago
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What the FUCK is his problem?
Maynerd can't even enjoy one thing (for example, sushi) without trying to make a fuckin profit off it and pushit in our faces. Atleast the gremlin guitar guy knows to shut up, this egg's stupidity is unmatched.
I bet next he's gonna start a YouTube channel with Roger Waters about 9/11 conspiracy theories.
u/hurstbergn — 1 day ago
Tattoo on top of bald head?
Bald as of last month; cannot see going back to hair, even though I didn’t quite get a “glow up” as I’m also just old at this point. I’m also about half-way done on a full neck tattoo that I’d started before the bald decision. But now thinking of tattoo on head as well. Anyone here tattoo your head after and if so, how do feel about it?
Image shows what I’m thinking. Image is of me but AI composed the missing segments, so not 100% accurate. (I have lots of tats, but none on my back yet. 😵💫)
u/Dooberson_Jr_Johnson — 2 days ago
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Who is better Jesus Christ, his brother Larry Christ, Danny Carey, or Maynard?
Not really sure what point I'm making but I assume no one will say Maynard.
u/MJKsecretpornaccount — 1 day ago
New Album Progress- Let’s Speculate
Danny declining the upcoming Beat tour to focus on TOOL is the first action I have seen from Adam, Justin or Danny that shows there is concrete evidence they are focused on writing new material (That’s a good sign!).
Where do you think they are in the process? Do you think this is just time to get together and jam and try to get some skeletons for some new songs or is the framework pretty much done and they want to put the finishing touches on some ideas?
I personally believe they have held their cards close to their vest and they’re much further along than what we think. I believe a new album is dropping Spring of ‘27.
u/MX010 — 2 days ago
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<---------- Upvote if you think Danny Carey should be the next James Bond.
They task him with infiltrating a progrock band because the singer is evil and he has to save the world.
u/MJKsecretpornaccount — 2 days ago
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Maynard when he sees someone checking the time on their phone at his show
u/One-Construction-941 — 3 days ago
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<-------- Upvote if you hope this young man sues his Dad for being 'lame'?
reddit.comu/MJKsecretpornaccount — 6 days ago
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Thanks for participating in our Tool yoga last night, see you again next week
u/MX010 — 8 days ago
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Can we convince Maynard to put Pneuma in Fortnite Festival
Maynard needs to contact Epic and complain about the lack of TOOL. The lack of musically complex songs in Fortnite needs to change. The kids need to expand their horizons beyond lil tecca and olivia rodrigo and listen to some REAL music.
u/Guilty-Patient-2321 — 7 days ago
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Why Tool killed Kurt Cobain
Not soon after this interview Kurt was found dead with a Fibonacci in his skull.
u/MX010 — 12 days ago
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<---------- Upvote if you think the Mod of this sub should have sex with Maynard so we get a new Creed album sooner.
u/MX010 — 10 days ago