Update on the observatory situation: the cka has inherited it, so all boats leaving shores (outside of the straight of shells) must be posted to r/crustacean_kingdom. This is true even if the boat never enters crustacean kingdom territory.
We're going to war with the titan ants. They are pretty strong so this will likely be the death of us, but I am pissed. Their leader temporarily killed macaroni.
We are making a new dialect. Honestly the old one was too annoying to use on mobile, and I'm lazy. Comments will now be typed in the form of *Word word*. Basically normal typing but with asterisks. This doesn't affect post titles.
Welp time for more war! I heard that war jumpstarts economies, and that is something we desperately need. I have chosen the butterflies to be our victims because I hate butterflies and we aren't in an alliance with them. Feel free to lob cherrynades at any butterflies you see and/or mug them.