"Hey, do you remember that 3rd of April 2023 when we went to the cinema and we saw this movie and then we went to have dinner at Five Guys, having this nice date and everything, we went to bed and did stuff...?"

"Cause I don't"

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u/Marktesla_76 — 4 days ago

"That why do I love you? Because of all the love you share, and how pretty you are, and how you treat me, and your heart of gold, and your kind soul and..."

"All that you touch,

And all that you see,

All that you taste,

All you feel,

And all that you love,

And all that you hate,

All you distrust,

All you save,

And all that you give,

And all that you deal,

And all that you buy,

Beg, borrow or steal,

And all you create,

And all you destroy,

And all that you do,

And all that you say,

And all that you eat,

And everyone you meet,

And all that you slight,

And everyone you fight,

And all that is now,

And all that is gone,

And all that′s to come,

And everything under the sun is in tune,

But the sun is eclipsed by the moon."

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u/Marktesla_76 — 8 days ago

"This is Max, honey, my best friend" I said, presenting my blind girlfriend to him

She petted him and called him a good boy before she found out I was talking about a human best friend

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u/Marktesla_76 — 10 days ago

The antihero went on, vulnerable; "Do you think she'll start to like me more if I shave more often and stop... y'know, killing people and stuff?"

"Meow" answered his trusty kitten, Whiskers

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u/Marktesla_76 — 11 days ago

"HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!?"

"Well, it was pretty easy after gaining your and your parents' trust, as well as renting that motel room and buying the gun before luring y'all in"

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u/Marktesla_76 — 13 days ago

"You've got your mother's eyes, Harry"

My father was a sarcastic comedian, he always poked fun at others in a way that could seem offensive, like calling out my black eye when I got home that night.

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u/Marktesla_76 — 15 days ago

"Mr. Drebin, I lost my kid in the commotion!"

"Mrs, you should look at the Lost & Found, and if he isn't there, we can always get you a replacement at the orphanage."

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u/Marktesla_76 — 17 days ago