Penelope from Homer's Odyssey really had 108 suitors trying to get with her only to get access to the throne.
Nobody loved her.
Nobody loved her.
"Dad, you confused Whatsapp with Google again!"
"Cause I don't"
Her father laughed; "Well, me neither!"
"Did you see the lights as they fell all around you?"
"All that you touch,
And all that you see,
All that you taste,
All you feel,
And all that you love,
And all that you hate,
All you distrust,
All you save,
And all that you give,
And all that you deal,
And all that you buy,
Beg, borrow or steal,
And all you create,
And all you destroy,
And all that you do,
And all that you say,
And all that you eat,
And everyone you meet,
And all that you slight,
And everyone you fight,
And all that is now,
And all that is gone,
And all that′s to come,
And everything under the sun is in tune,
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon."
They were driven there by pretty things
She petted him and called him a good boy before she found out I was talking about a human best friend
"Meow" answered his trusty kitten, Whiskers
"Actually, Mr Lake, it's 1977, we don't drink 'em anymore, we eat those now."
"SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT, WHAT'S MY LINE!?"
"Well, it was pretty easy after gaining your and your parents' trust, as well as renting that motel room and buying the gun before luring y'all in"
He didn't even wanna listen to Selling England by the Pound!
Take this unlimited card, buy a house, and retire.
She hears something behind her; "Turn around..."
My father was a sarcastic comedian, he always poked fun at others in a way that could seem offensive, like calling out my black eye when I got home that night.
"Mrs, you should look at the Lost & Found, and if he isn't there, we can always get you a replacement at the orphanage."