u/Mave__Dustaine
I told Ivan Drago that Rocky Balboa uses hair coloring...
...He shrugged and said, *"If he dyes, he dyes."*
Why did my girlfriend get mad when I told her she reminded me of my grandpa? My grandpa was rad as hell
reddit.comWhat is a pilgrim's favorite genre of music?
Plymouth rock.
A friend of mine had to take out a geometry loan but his credit is low, so I cosined it for him.
If I hadn't, he would've gone on a tangent.
What did A-Ha order for lunch when they went to Vietnam?
Aaaaaaaaaa Bàààààààànnnnnhhhhhhh Mììììììììììì
(A Bành Mì)
Do criminals still rob you even if you don't want them to?
reddit.comNeed budget friendly privacy-focused laptop. Any recs?
I'm unemployed and can't afford much, and my current laptop has sucked and its SSD recently fried. I know it's obviously cheaper to install a new one, but I hate the laptop anyway, it's old, and I need something new.
I don't do much on my laptop. I mostly use it for work stuff and streaming. I'm just tired of the mass surveillance state we've become and I'd like something more privacy focused this time.
I've never used Linux but willing to try. I'm not super tech savvy.
Thanks all.
What is the best fucking nursery rhyme?
For me it's 'Michael Row Your Fucking Boat Ashore.'
Apps beyond the obvious ones where you can hang out with small, live streamers?
I used to hang out on people's TikToks before it all changed, mostly people who played music and interacted with commenters like me. I miss that. I don't use Meta and Twitch isn't doing it for me. Any other new, alternative etc. apps you guys use that you'd recommend?
Thank you. I hope this post is okay.
I need a clean but very cringe trivia team name. Help me out!
reddit.comGot kicked out of my 'Outlaws with Impotence' group this weekend.
They said I'd gone soft.
Application Help
Hi, I am a career admin, executive assistant and project manager and my applications are taking forever to send. With help needed from me in other aspects of my life, time to apply is getting really hard.
So I'll ask simply - does any auto-filler auto-applier, etc work? Like, actually work and save me time and doesn't sell my data? I've read up on tons of them and all I've read is that they're mostly scams.
Is anything out there to legitimately and, with high quality, help us apply more efficiently?
I put in the work, but time is so limited. Thank you.
I signed my male antelope up for the track team recently...
...just thought I'd make a quick buck.
I can't believe I'm making a joke about spanking Dwayne Johnson...
...I've really hit Rock Bottom.
I once auditioned for the band Hanson.
They turned me down, but I said *"Thank you for the Mmmbopportunity."*
Debt Plan Needed
I am drowning in debt, especially after extended unemployment, and I am so overwhelmed I end up shutting down when trying to make a plan. I am someone who traded every dollar for years.
I need help coming up with a plan. Thing is, I am mortified and humiliated at how bad it's gotten so I absolutely need to remain anonymous if anyone has the time and expertise, and kindness, to help me make a plan. I know I have to share details of my balances and expenses and I can do that.
So much I can say, but just leaving it at that. Thank you, community.
The only job application responses I get that aren't outright rejections. Anyone else?
Freaking out.
First off, I know I am one MANY these days so I do not think whatsoever that my situation is unique or more important than anyone else's, and I also acknowledge that I'm lucky to not currently have the risk of losing my home.
I am an administrative professional with 18 years of experience. I've been an admin, an executive assistant, a project manager, I've been in customer service, I've worked in a myriad of different industries and I am very good at what I do.
I got a job last year that ended up being far different than advertised, and as hard as I tried to excel at it, and despite the company liking me a lot, it wasn't a fit and I've once again been out of work since the holidays.
I have a kid. I have chronic illnesses. I have a wife who is working and makes enough for rent and utilities, but that's it.
My last unemployment full check is this week.
I've had one interview in six months. My resumé is ATS friendly, well written, and I have several good references.
I need to work. Now. I only have our car part of the time.
Do UE/DD/Instacart/Flex even pay anymore?
I've hit up every temp agency I know of. I've even applied to stores. I did work a lot of retail when I was young.
Please. If anyone has anything, I'm interested, so long as I can physically do it. And I am sorry if this breaks any guidelines here.