(Or some other kind of padding)
When Serena sat down in the chair during Luke's visit to the Gilead center, you could see the outline of whatever they had stuffed her shirt with. Its quite square. Made me lol.
First, it was the Waterford's sparkling fruit juice .
Now, my Depop seems to think I should be dressing like Serena Joy.. 😬
Is this a sign I need to slow down with the episodes?
Vending machine guy added some new drinks... hmmmm 😒
SPOILERS FOR MULTIPLE PLOTLINES UP TO S3E3
I'm up to the start of season 3, and these people are driving me bonkers! The cruelty and hypocrisy, you ask? No! (Well yes, but we knew that going in)
June has more (plot) armor than a branch of Medieval Times.⚔️
Nick's longing sighs and close talking with June has frayed my nerves thinking someone else is going to see and get them sent to the wall.
Fred is such a fucking hypocrite; I can't even. Sending Eden to that end all while being a man-whore at Jezebels 🤢Screw you, Fred. I hope you catch something and your dck falls off, especially after what you did right before she had the baby you weird-bearded shit.
Serena is so hot 🔥and cold 🥶 Katy Perry would be proud. I stg, this woman is giving me grey hair with her nice-nasty-nice batshit crazy routine. (Props to the actress on that one)
Cmdr Lawrence, not quite sure what his deal is but he made me laugh a couple of times, so... a win I guess?
Why does his Martha, Beth, give me Shu vibes? (No, this is not a, "this is her REAL mother!" theory). I guess Beth just has 'tude like Shu does 🤷🏻♀️💅🏻
Oh and I was actually quite shocked that Serena found a shred of decency and did the right thing for Nichole. About goddamn time, especially after she completely sold out the sisterhood by egging Fred on... far out I've never want to bitch slap someone so hard!
But the bit that got me the most... all the faffing around during the escape. Serena quoting scripture like there weren't 2 dozen guardians nearby. June standing there smiling at it. And then \walking\ to the truck to hand the baby to Emily... HURRY THE FUCK UP, JUNE!
It's become my catchphrase the last few episodes fr 🤣
Some final cheers!
Marthas, is there anything they can't do? 🙌🏻
And whoever did the music coz it's creepy AF!
Phew, I need a very large drink, some therapy, or perhaps both...
(Also, tf happened to italics? They don't work 🤣)
(Thanks to the person who confirmed before the picture was wrong- I'd known them as Highland cows too but one questionable source made it seem like that was a colloquial term for "Aberdeen Angus". It's not, and I've updated to show the correct type of coo 😆)
Having said that, can we please stop calling her Angus 😭😂😂😂