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I had a little spare time, so I went sightseeing and ended up wandering around Eldenaer Straße.

I stumbled across this little boutique butcher's shop, and the owner offered to show me their selections.

I agreed, and he brought out this absolutely gorgeous example of a presentation box, really fancy, beautifully arranged, with a lovely selection of pickles, cheeses and absolutely LOADS of local sausages.

He seemed surprised that I'd chosen the fancy box.

“Are you sure?” he asked.

“Of course,” I said. “My friends back home will love it.”

He looked at my selection again.

“Oh, there's nothing wrong with your choices,” he said. “It's just that it is …”

He paused, opened the presentation box, and gestured towards the sausages.

>! “…the wurst-case scenario.” !<

The gate hadn't been official for many years. No banners, no garrison colours, just Hector and the rusted teeth of a portcullis he'd taken a fancy to guarding all by himself. The town beyond it had burned three days past, and what was left of it was crammed into the coach now stopped in the mud before him: a driver too frightened to argue, and behind the shutters, the small, terrified sounds of people trying very hard not to be heard.

"Toll's doubled for coaches," Hector said, though there was no toll, and hadn't been since whatever authority once collected one had fled with everyone else. He rested the great sword's tip in the mud, almost gentle, almost bored. "Or I keep what's in the coach as payment. Your choice, driver. I'm a reasonable man."

He wasn't being reasonable. He was being hungry, in the particular way men got hungry once the world stopped watching them. For a fight, for fear, for someone smaller to remind that he still mattered. The war had taken his world. This was what was left to fill it.

That was when the door of the coach opened, and a woman stepped down into the mud, unhurried, hands empty, wearing the kind of crooked half-smile that didn't belong anywhere near a burning town.

"He's not going to pay you," Solt said, to the driver, not to Hector. "And you're not going to let him keep anything that's in there." She looked Hector over once, top to bottom, the way a woman might size up a coat she wasn't sure was worth the asking price. "Are you."

Hector's grip shifted on his sword, and something in his face brightened, looking delighted, almost, to find an actual obstacle after days of nothing but frightened strangers. "That's a braver thing to say than you look capable of backing up."

"Probably," Solt agreed, and drew her blade without any particular hurry at all. "Everyone thinks that, right up until the part where I'm right."

"Go," Solt said, not looking back at the coach. "Now. Don't stop for the road, don't stop for me, don't stop till the wheels won't turn anymore."

The driver didn't need telling twice. The whip cracked, the coach lurched into motion, mud spraying from wheels that had been standing still far too long, and behind the shutters someone let out a breath that had clearly been held since the town burned.

Hector watched it go with mild interest, the way a cat watches something that thinks it's escaping. "You know I can just walk around you."

"You can try." Solt rolled her shoulders, and something in her stance settled. Not a bargain, not a wager, just arithmetic. She knew this road, knew how far a frightened horse could run before it needed to breathe, knew exactly how long she needed to hold one bored, overgrown boy still in the mud. "But you'll have to go through me to do it, and we both know how long that's going to take."

"Big talk."

"It's not talk." The crooked smile arrived, easy and untroubled. "It's a schedule."

Hector laughed, delighted despite himself, and brought the great sword up into guard.

"Let's see how long your schedule holds, then."

---

Steel met steel almost before Hector finished raising his guard, Solt didn't wait for an opening ceremony. The first exchange was fast, testing, both of them reading the other's weight and reach in the space of three heartbeats, and then they broke apart to circle the muddy stretch of road like it was a proper arena instead of a burned town's forgotten gate.

"You've got hands," Hector admitted, sword drifting into a lazy figure-eight. "Better than the last one who tried this. She lasted about as long as it took me to say hello."

"Compliments already? We've barely started."

"I like to be generous before I win."

He came in hard on the next exchange, a testing thrust that became a rising cut, and Solt gave ground exactly as far as she needed to. Except this time, on the pivot, his blade caught the edge of her thigh, a shallow line opening through leather and skin both. Not deep. Barely more than a graze. But it was his, and he knew it, and something in his grin widened at the sight of her blood joining his tally.

"There it is," Hector said, almost gentle, like a man noting the first crack in a wall he intended to bring down entirely. "Three years at Me-Nah, and you thought none of it would land."

Solt glanced down at the cut with mild, almost clinical interest, the way someone might note a spot of rain starting. She didn't step back. If anything, her weight settled forward, unhurried.

"You've got a schedule, Hector," she said. "So do I. You're just not on it yet."

He didn't like that answer half as much as his own boasting, and it showed.

Hector's blade came alive in a flurry of thrusts, each one punctuated by another brick in the monument he was building to himself, mouth working every bit as hard as his sword arm.

"Top of my class." Thrust, parried. "Every year." Riposte, caught on her crossguard with a screech of steel. "Kesh used to say he'd never seen anyone move like me, not in thirty years of teaching, and he'd taught kings' sons, mercenary captains, men who'd killed for a living before they ever set foot in his yard." He drove forward, forcing her back a genuine half-step this time, savouring it. "None of them touched what I could do. Not one."

"That's a lot of men to compare yourself favourably to," Solt said, giving ground exactly as far as suited her and not a hair further, "who aren't here to argue about it."

"Because they're all dead, or retired, or too busy telling people about the day they lost to me." He grinned through the exertion, sweat starting at his brow now, though his form stayed sharp, textbook, every stroke straight out of a lesson he'd clearly never stopped reciting to himself. "I was the best Me-Nah ever produced. Kesh told me so himself, on the day I left. Said the mountain wouldn't teach anyone finer after me. Might as well have shut the doors."

"Sounds like a lovely old man." Solt caught his next thrust on an angle, let it slide harmlessly past her hip, close enough to feel the wind of it. "Terrible judge of finality, though."

"You'll eat those words."

"I've a big appetite. We'll see whose words end up on the table."

Solt's next parry wasn't intended to just deflect. It turned, quick and precise, and the edge of her blade kissed across the leather strapping of his vambrace, parting it clean. A heartbeat later, on the very next exchange, she clipped the buckle at his shoulder guard too, and the plate shifted loose, hanging by half its mounting.

She stepped back after that, unhurried, giving him room to notice.

Hector noticed. His jaw worked as he glanced down at the ruined strap swinging loose off his forearm, then at the shoulder guard sitting crooked and useless against his collarbone. No blood, no wound, nothing that would slow a swing. Just his kit, coming apart around him like a joke only she was in on.

"That," he said, voice gone tight, "was a cheap trick."

"That was a parry." Solt rolled her wrist, entirely at ease. "You're the one who brought straps to a sword fight."

"I brought three years at Me-Nah to a sword fight." But the boast had lost its polish, some of the easy swagger curdling into something hotter underneath. He rolled the loose shoulder guard off entirely and let it fall in the mud, unwilling to fight encumbered, unwilling more still to look like he needed to be. "Kesh never taught me to fight someone who fights like a tailor."

"No?" The crooked smile widened, needling and light. "Funny. He didn't teach you much of anything useful, from what I've seen so far."

That landed exactly where she'd aimed it. Hector's grip tightened, his stance dropping lower, angrier now, all the lazy showman's flourish burning off in favour of something far more determined to actually hurt her.

"Let's fix that," he said, and came at her again, faster this time. Meaner.

Hector abandoned the sword entirely for a heartbeat. Some old instinct past patience, past technique, past every polished form Me-Nah had ever drilled into him and simply charged, shoulder first, all that bulk and fury aimed at putting her flat in the mud like an argument he could win through weight alone. Same energy as the bragging. Same thinking behind it, roughly speaking, as a bullock spotting a gate left open.

Solt wasn't there.

She didn't so much dodge as disappear from the equation, a half-turn of her hips sending her clear of his path with room to spare, and Hector's charge met nothing but air and the sudden, undignified realisation that momentum was still very much in charge of him. He stumbled two full strides past where she'd been standing, boots skidding in the mud, arms windmilling for balance he wasn't going to find in time.

"Careful," Solt said, from somewhere behind him now, sounding genuinely entertained. "Wouldn't want you to slip and get some *dignity* on you."

Hector caught himself, barely, spinning back around with his sword already coming up again, jaw tight, cheeks red with something that wasn't just exertion anymore.

"That wasn't a technique," he snapped.

"No," she agreed. "It really wasn't. Was that supposed to be one?"

The banter died. What replaced it was pure blade on blade in a rapid, close rhythm, no room left for words. Only the ring of steel and the occasional grunt of effort, and it was Hector's breath doing most of that grunting, harsh and ragged, while Solt's stayed close to silent, controlled, barely troubled by the pace.

Sweat ran freely down both of them now, cutting clean lines through mud and grime, and blood mixed into it too. Beading along the shallow cut on her thigh, seeping from a fresh nick opened somewhere near her collarbone in the scramble, dark spots gathering at her hem. Hector caught sight of it between strikes, red soaking into her clothes, and something in him settled, satisfied, reading the wounds as a ledger finally tipping his way.

He didn't look closely enough to notice how little of it was slowing her down.

His own share of the blood came from a shallow line along his forearm he didn't remember taking, and a warm trickle at his ear where a cut he definitely didn't feel land had opened somewhere in the flurry. He was breathing too hard to notice that either. Too busy cataloguing her wounds as victory, too far gone in the rhythm of the fight to do the sum on his own.

The exchange went on, blow after blow, silence but for steel and breath, and beneath it all the road stayed empty behind her. The coach long gone, the wheels still turning somewhere out past the tree line.

Exactly on schedule.

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And so, at last, the flurry broke with both of them stepping back in the same instant, some unspoken agreement that this breath, at least, belonged to catching air rather than spending it.

Hector lowered his blade a fraction, though his eyes never left Solt.

"You parry well, for a woman of your... build," he said, circling her with the languid confidence of a man who had already decided how this would end. "Better than most who've faced me, I'll grant you that. But better isn't the same as good enough."

He rolled his shoulders, the great sword in his hands catching what little moonlight filtered through the cathedral's broken spire above them.

"Do you know where I trained, little sparrow? Not in some provincial yard, swinging at straw men with the local blacksmith's son. I spent three years in the eastern mountains, at a school so remote most men never find it twice. An old monk ran it. Brother Kesh, they called him, though by the time I left I doubt he remembered his own name most days. Older than the mountain itself, that one."

Hector's blade dipped into a lazy figure-eight, an idle showman's flourish.

"He taught us what the eastern warriors call *kenjin-ryu*. Blade-jitsu, in the common tongue. Not the plodding hack-and-block you learned from whatever hedge-knight raised you. A dance. A conversation between steel and intention." He smiled, showing teeth. "Every stroke you've thrown at me tonight, I've read three moves before you made it. I could end this whenever I please."

He let the boast hang in the cold air, savouring it, waiting for the fear to show in her eyes.

It didn't come.

Hector's smile didn't waver as he moved.

It was a beautiful thing, that pass. A feint high toward her collar that broke halfway into a low, sweeping arc meant to open her from hip to rib, the kind of stroke that took years to earn and less than a second to deliver. Textbook *kenjin-ryu*, the sort of cut a lesser fighter wouldn't even see coming, let alone answer.

There was nothing to answer. It should have ended her.

But then Solt simply wasn't there.

She'd given ground at the exact instant his blade committed, no more than the width of a coin, hips turning like water finding the shape of a jug. The great sword hissed past her middle close enough to stir the laces of her jerkin, and Hector's momentum carried him a half-step further than he meant to go, the one sin his old monk would have beaten out of him with a stick, had he made it in front of Solt.

She came to rest a pace back, up on the balls of her feet, weight loose and easy, bobbing there like she was waiting for music to start. That crooked smile of hers climbed one side of her face, equal parts delight and pity.

"Three years," she said. "With a monk."

She didn't raise her blade. She didn't need to, not yet, and they both knew it.

Hector laughed. Short, sharp, genuinely delighted. He liked her. He was going to enjoy telling this story after.

"Cute," he said, resetting his stance, sword drifting back into guard. "Truly. Brother Kesh always said the pretty ones never learn fast enough to matter. Guess he was half wrong." He rolled his neck, and something in his shoulders settled, loosened, the way a man's does right before he stops playing. "But dodging isn't fighting, sparrow. You've shown me you can move. You haven't shown me you can win. There's a difference, and I'm about to teach it to you the way Kesh taught it to me, the only way that ever sticks."

He didn't circle this time. No flourish, no lazy figure-eights. The great sword came up in both hands, and whatever performance had been in him a moment ago burned away to something colder and much more honest.

"Last lesson's free," he said. "Everyone's."

He gave it full send.

There was no feint in it, no misdirection to unpick. Just three years of eastern steel and every ounce of a big man's weight, committed entirely, a stroke meant to go through her rather than around her. He'd read her retreat, read her rhythm, read the coin's-width of give she liked to use. This time he closed the distance before she could take it.

In the half-breath before the blade arrived, Hector already knew. Not hoped. Knew. This one landed.

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The pain hadn't arrived yet. That was the strange part, his mind reached for it and found only a vast, ringing quiet, and the slow, dawning arithmetic of a man doing sums he very much did not want to solve.

His hand was on the floor. His hand, the great sword still locked in its dead grip, three fingers curled exactly as they'd been curled a heartbeat ago when it had contained his whole future.

His arm ended somewhere it hadn't ended before.

He didn't feel the second cut land at all. The backswing, following through on the same breath, low and short and almost an afterthought. It was only when he tried to straighten, tried to summon some last reserve of that eastern discipline to stand and finish this on his feet, that his body simply declined the order. Something warm and wrong was spreading beneath his ribs on the right side, low, deep. The kind of wound a man's body understood long before his mind caught up to it. He knew, distantly, the way you know weather is coming before the first drop falls, that this was the one that would matter. The hand had been an argument. This was the answer.

Hector stared at the space where certainty had lived, and found nothing there to replace it.

Solt straightened out of her stance, unhurried, and gave her blade a single lazy flick that sent his blood arcing off the steel in a bright, thin line. She hadn't moved to guard. She hadn't moved at all, really. Not by the measure he understood movement.

"Brother Kesh," she said, testing the name like a coin for its ring, "taught you the dance."

She turned her wrist, and the crooked smile deepened into something almost fond, almost sad. The look of someone watching a child proudly show off sums that didn't add up.

"He should've taught you who's leading."

Solt tilted her head, and for the first time something in her expression softened into genuine curiosity. "Tell me what he gave you, then. The lore. What do you carry of it?"

Hector's breath came ragged now, shock giving way to the first grey edges of pain, but he answered anyway. Some old instinct toward reverence outlasting even this.

"The scrolls said the forms weren't taught by men at all," he managed. "That they came from a goddess. 'The Blade-Princess of the First Dusk,' the old tongue named her, before language, before the first kingdoms. There were pictograms, older than writing itself, showing the steps. The dance of death, entire, laid out in figures etched into stone. Kesh said only the worthy ever earned to see them copied."

He looked up at her, and something in his face had already started to understand, even before she said it.

Solt crouched down beside him, unhurried, and there was nothing crooked in her smile now. Just something tired, and old, and almost kind.

"They couldn't read," she said quietly. "None of them. Not your monk, not his monk, not the first poor soul who watched me move and tried to keep it. So I drew it for them. Pictures, because pictures don't need a tongue that can shape my name." She rose, sword sliding home at her hip. "You've been calling it scripture for three thousand years, Hector. It was a woman teaching in the only way it would survive men like you long enough to matter."

She looked down at him a moment longer.

"My name," she said, "isn't Solt. Not truly. That's just the shape people's mouths make when they've given up on the real thing." She crouched, unhurried, and began cleaning her blade on the hem of his own cloak, an insult so casual it barely registered as one. "Xoltamine. That's the whole of it. Three syllables, if your tongue's built for it."

She rose, considering him with something between amusement and old, old patience.

"The monk had a good ear, for a man who never left his mountain. Better than most. He heard it once, just once, and spent the rest of his life trying to fit it back in his mouth." She tilted her head. "*Me - nah.* He named his whole school after the sound he almost got right. Never told you that part, did he? Never told any of you where the name came from, or what it cost him to hear it at all."

The crooked smile again, sharper now.

"He taught you the moves, Hector. He never once mentioned who taught him."

"I am sorry," she said, and meant it. "For what it's worth."

Then she left him to the dust and the silence, and whatever was left of the dawn.

She didn't look back. There was no need, she'd counted the wound herself, the same way she counted everything with a blade in her hand, and knew exactly how long the silence behind her would last. Long enough. It always was.

Three thousand years of pictures mistaken for scripture, and not one of them had ever shown her leaving. That part, at least, she'd always kept for herself.

**END**

I gave him a bottle of "Mr Muscle" spray-and-done, he asked how that was supposed to help.

So I pointed to the bit on the label that said "Multi-porpoise cleaner"

Their soft, many-tentacled bodies were not up to the job of exploring the hot side of the asteroid. That's why they'd adopted the crew of the drifting shuttle that had come close to crashing into the base building.

Unfortunately, the human crew were all too keen to volunteer to map the "sunny side of the rock."

They returned after the first week with a sample of semi-sentient fungus and were now arguing amongst themselves about what to do with it.

Alfonzo wanted to cook it like his momma taught him.

Étienne wants to work out how to mate with it.

Billy, however, wants to get it drunk and fight it.

The farmer was proud of his amazing crop that had people coming from miles to buy the grain, it was THAT good.

The baker in the village bakery was well known for making a really great pumpernickel loaf, sometimes with dried fruit and always with the most amazing taste and texture.

So it was with some surprise that his first customer of the day was upset when he grabbed the small pumpernickel bum from the counter to give it a squeeze to test the freshness and it turned to mush in his hands.

"What's wrong with the loaves today?" He asked the assistant

She replied with a question, "You always come in here and squeeze the bums to test the freshness, don't you?"

"Of course," came the response "I like to be sure of the quality"

"Well," she explained "today was different"

"How so?"

"Today, you kneeded a poo"

Sorry.

Good day crafters.

Part of my job role is to help produce cardboard models for taking away and making at home for our customers and contacts. This is not a money making or charging part of the business at all, it's more of a sideline/hobby that we do for a bit of fun and a stress breaker.

Anyway. What we make are flat A3 sheets that you cut out and glue together to create a 3D model. I think these are known as nets.

My actual question is, if you are making a 3D model of a bus from A3 card, what's the best weight to be using? I have some 160gsm in stock, but wonder if it may be better to up the weight to 200gsm?

I only have limited knowledge of card shape making so I apologise if this is a silly question.

Thursday at the London Stadium