u/MetalBroVR

I lost by a hare

It took me a few seconds to get it.

He looked his boss dead in the eyes, then slowly and carefully removed the shiny, new watch from his wrist. His boss let out a deep sigh and said, "Richard, for the last time, there's an official process for taking paid time off."

I've got a bone to pick with her

All of these customers have absolutely no clue that they've got another thing comin'.