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I meant to say: we should hug and kiss and unconditionally love the people throwing eggs at cars

I had no idea the people throwing eggs at cars are part of a protected class and I'm very sorry to joke about them.

The mods, though, have opened my eyes to the struggle of this "marginalized" group and by saying what I said (too horrible to repeat in civilized society) I made this sub less inclusive.

After much reflection and thoughtful consideration, I realize that it is ***I*** who should be dangled from the bridge, much like Suge Knight allegedly dangling Vanilla Ice off of a hotel balcony in 1991.

Tonight, in a show of solidarity with our egg throwing brothers and sisters, I will egg my own truck.

If someone could design a free the egg throwers or egg throwers solidarity flag and link me to their go fund me, so that they can buy more eggs, I would greatly appreciate it.

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u/MinorityBabble — 3 months ago