
u/Mint-Decavigator

Dreamt that "conveniently placed banana peel" became a popular meme format
In the dream, "conveniently placed banana peel" was a HUGELY popular meme format that usually involved a stock image and the banana peel from Mario Kart Wii with eyebrows drawn on it (the banana looked more mischievous in the dream).
PSA: The Raiders Amiibo scan like the standard Deep Cut Amiibo in Splatoon 3.
If you bring the Raiders Amiibo to Splatsville, they scan like regular Deep Cut Amiibo, meaning that there's no point in buying the standard Deep Cut Amiibo anymore (outside of collection/appearance purposes).
I didn't expect this couple's children to be so normal... and cute!
Despite definitely being one of my weirdest couples, an OC and The Grinch had such... normal... children last week!
This is what happens when you let The Grinch sing at a wedding
Imagine getting roasted at your own wedding. Who put him on the guest list?
I was required to take this questionnaire in my dream
The proctor described it to me as a "rite of passage".
For some reason, someone captioned mine "try being pronouns bud 🥀"
Gay Fella, Luiz, and MyaTulip, my GOATs!
We played about five matches with each other before running into a 100x and tackling it with a 3% win! Huge thanks to these competent teammates in pool "Tactics"!
I played a very strange version of Among Us in my dream
Last night I dreamt Eminem had a Twitch channel named Shady Plays
It was a completely normal gaming channel aside from the fact that chat had an inside joke about how 9 was the worst number
A communication error has occured.
I'm honestly sick of battling with Nintendo's awful peer-to-peer online system, which is easily the worst thing about this game. I've lost 50 X Power this season to random disconnects at a three-bar internet connection. Can we please get some servers for Splatoon 4?
Are the Raiders Splatfest cosmetics out yet?
I can't find anything that would give the cosmetics on the Splatoon 3 News channel, yet "Sleeper", in the bottom right corner, is using "Spirhalite Islands" as a title element.
I was about to play this game in my dream right before I woke up
Oversight that should probably be fixed
Miis can still reference being at a confession they never showed up to. Seems like a really sloppy oversight.
Imagine Falling Down And Having Your Wife Emote On You 😭
Mitch Hedberg Told This Joke In My Dream
As someone who played the game for two years before getting online, Splatoon 4 should absolutely come with a code for 3 free months of Online, because even if Story Mode is fun, it's not $60 worth of content.
Here's a list of things you cannot do without Online in Splatoon 3:
-Play matches. (Duh.)
-Claim Nintendo News cosmetics or even what you get from Alterna.
-Customize your splashtag or clothing.
-Unlock any weapons beyond the Splattershot.
-Play Tableturf.
I don't care if it's "poor for business", Nintendo needs to have some respect for their customers on this front and not lock 90% of the game past an additional transaction.
Besides, Splatoon could be SO MUCH BIGGER if it came with a code for 3 months of free Online. Not only would this give people a reason to buy it, it would also show people Splatoon's actual gameplay without requiring another transaction past the $60 game. With the rise of F2P shooters, many people don't see the point in paying $60 AND a subscription just to play a game with the reputation of "baby's first shooter".
And it's not like this would be out of the blue. Nintendo pushed free Online with Mario Party Jamboree, a primarily couch co-op game. It'd make even more sense for them to repeat this with Splatoon, since Splatoon is an actually online-oriented game.