HELP! I adopted this African child for roleplay reasons and now he's my heir.
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HELP! I adopted this African child for roleplay reasons and now he's my heir.

So, what had happened was I married off my son to this African girl a couple rulers ago. I inherited some lands via this. Two rulers later I get attacked by an African duke, beat them demand their son as hostage and make a nice little story of a hostage becoming the son of the Emperor of Italy. The only problem is that now he's my heir which I didn't want. Ive been grooming my actual son to become a learning genius. My adopted son does have the learning trait but my actual son is already higher and he's not even 16 yet. How can I take him out of the inheritance that doesn't involve murder?

Edit:I have decided that for the sake of role play I will be continuing the game as my African boy.

u/MissouriGiant — 22 hours ago

You think Emma Frost ever blew a dude then turned into her diamond form and burned the guys penis?

Not like fire burn but from friction like a rug burn

u/MissouriGiant — 15 days ago

Jenny was made using Cluster technology

This theory may be a bit morbid. So Jenny is way more advance than any other earth robots. This is shown in Tradeshow Showdown where all the other robots at the convention lack real sentience except for the one that was Vexus in disguise. Why is this the case?
We know that Nora and Vexus are old enemies having met when Nora was part of Skyway Patrol. During Nora’s time in Skyway Patrol she fought in the Intergalactic wars. During the Intergalactic Wars she created Armagedroid. It can be assumed that Vexus(and by extension the cluster) also fought in the Intergalactic Wars too which is how she met Nora. Considering the Cluster enslaves humans it can be assumed they were on opposing sides.

So my theory is this; Nora took the destroyed robots of the Cluster and study there technology. Her first creation with this newfound knowledge was Armagedroid who though very strong was missing something more human. So she continued studying the robots and this eventually lead to the Xjs and then Jenny. It explains why Jenny has so much more personality than other robots in the show.

But there’s more. Other earth robots do eventually get to the sentience level of Jenny. Like Kenny,Melody, and Vacuum bot for example. Phineas Mog is an academic rival to Noreen always stealing her ideas so it makes sense that he would also study technology and crack the code of cybernetic sentience. although not fully which is why Kenny has dog like traits. Melody seems to be just as sentient as Jenny. I chalk this down to Dr Locust being a mad scientist and being able to figure out the technology. As for vacuum bot all I can say as to why he’s sentient is because Japan.

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u/MissouriGiant — 17 days ago

The crust cousins and their myriad of outfits (Mlaatr)

The Crust Cousins wore a different outfit every episode and sometimes a different outfit in different scenes of My Life as a Teenage Robot. I think it’s cool because cartoon characters usually wear the same outfit the whole show. if the outfit does change it usually a recolor or a different shirt. But the Crust Cousins wore vastly different outfits throughout the show. Although there was this one time where the outfit was a recolor of a previous outfit(I hope someone got fired for that blunder).

u/MissouriGiant — 19 days ago

Jenny’s aunt has a pip crystal which is why she has plant powers and made a son out of plants

The Pip appeared in the episode Dressed to Kill and seemingly never appeared in the show again or did they? You see the Pip crystals allow you to do basically anything. Wisteria and Glenn Wakeman appear in one episode in season 3 of the show. Glenn is a swamp thing and Wisteria has plant powers. But how is it possible for these two things to exist? Simply put Wisteria has a pip crystal. This would explain her plant powers and her creating Glenn via the pip crystal. I think she thinks has these power due to being so in tuned with nature. Also why the fuck would she know what a pip crystal even is? Now the basis for this whole theory is because she wears a necklace with a crystal on it. This could be a mood crystal because hippie and was most likely intended to be that but it’s fun to theorize!

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u/MissouriGiant — 1 month ago

Is something wrong with snipers?

I swear every time I use a sniper it will eventually stop working. I could shot an enemy point blank with barrel in there nostril and it will still miss. I shoot at the wall and it doesn’t even leave an imprint. Then it just goes back to normal and I can fire the gun and hit the thing I’m aiming at. The spread is 1 and the only oil I have in there increases damage and lowers reload speed. Does anyone else have this problem?

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u/MissouriGiant — 1 month ago

Chaytil Ironbled (Dc Comics)

Chaytil Ironbled is the oldest Warzoon on Warworld. His design is very funny to me because every link on the chains is one kill he has committed. Which makes me wonder did he kill all those people before or after 3 of his limbs were cut off? Also every time I try to type his name it gets auto corrected to chattel like chattel slavery. Which is a very nice coincidence because Warworld is all about enslavement and subjugation.

u/MissouriGiant — 2 months ago

Found a very good passive equipment combo

This is probably already know but if you combine the knee pads and the ass wheel together you go really fast when sliding.

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u/MissouriGiant — 2 months ago

21 hours of playing Sulfur. The majority of that I had not died. I slaughtered goblins and cultist as casually as one would peel an orange. My congregation grew in size and so did armory. My armor granted me speed that could rival Hermes and jumps that allowed me to touch the moon. Despite all this I had never fully vanquished the dungeon. I had came close but always teleported back to base before I got to the boss. This time would be different.

I had a sniper rifle that did 440x3 damage and had a 25% crit chance. A LMG that was kinda disappointing to be honest but would get better as a made my way through the dungeon. The dungeon was a tough battle and death breathed in my face many times but we would never touch. The boss came a giant man with a ball connected to a long chain. I shot his helmet off and revealed a miniature sun for a head. I spent less than to clips popping his head open. And like that I had vanquished the great torturer but this would be the beginning of my end.

I decided to go forth to the castle and not return home. The castle felt easy every cultist fell swiftly to a shot from my mighty sniper. I had many food to stuff my self with. But it happened. I got overwhelmed and died. All I could do was stare at the screen as what happened sank into my soul. Not even the 10s of thousands of dollars my congregation mustered up could dull the pain. But alas I decided to start back from the beginning and venture into the Goblin cave.

I wore some lesser but still mighty armor. A gun that spewed poison from the snake of Eden and an energy revolver that was meh but would become better as I ventured though the cave. But playing through the cave everything felt different. I could not jump toward ledges I once could with minimum effort. My sprint felt like I was still walking. I now had to actually worry about food. I had to return to my church after nearly dying from a mere ghost!
Everything felt worse now but I know that I can climb my way back to glory as I did once before! But this time I have hours of experience in my soul and a determination to get it all back!

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u/MissouriGiant — 2 months ago