Looking to add more wet food to my cat’s diet and was wondering what your own cat’s feeding plan was when it comes to the good stuff.
So, Mah Daddy has stickers on the fridge. Said stickers have been MYSTERIOUSLY disappearing for the last few years. Neither him nor me know why.
The other day, Daddy was cooking in kitchen, and he took a picture of me INSPECTING the damage to said stickers. I inspected them with my paws, my claws, my nose, and my teeth (only to taste the damage to see if I could identify if the REAL culprit).
However, Daddy took one look at me and determined that I am responsible for the destruction of the stickers.
Just because I am the only pet in the house, and there are claw marks on the fridge, and there are bits and pieces of stickers with bite and claw marks that match my dental records and claw prints, does NOT mean I should be a suspect.
Please help me prove my innocence and help me find the REAL guilty party; who is probably some dog who got in and framed me for the whole incident.
I dont’s wanna go into further details.
Pawyers specializing in Tuxie rights, cat rights, and animal rights in general, please advise.
It wuz a long day.
My hooman says dis is his laundry. I sat on warm laundry from Dryer.
Ergo (legal hooman term)
I own laundry.
Tell me I’m wrong!
Advice is appreciated.