First Watch S13E01
First Impressions
Gents
Steven- *sighs* Hopefully he is just insecure and needs a good woman to build him up, but the whole "you have to be 6'x and blah blah blah" is just whiney victim bs from guys who can't be bothered to actually try.
David - The dude from Humpty Dance! Ooohhh, a rapper who is a god fearing family man? I am interested in seeing how this goes. I feel like either you are a poser on both sides of your double life or you are just insanely genuine. No in-between
Danny - HA! Love the vibe!
Chris - *eye roll* Great, everyone give a mediocre welcome to the resident douche. Chris is so desperate for approval that he says disgusting things while he looks around for his Bro's. ANYONE who buddies up to this guy is doomed from the start.
Ladies
Bec - If this is how you speak about yourself, imagine what you would allow from others. I know that in some ways it is a front, but it is not cute.
Julia - "what are you looking for in a partner?" - I am bi. Cool....so, again, what are you looking for in a partner??
Rachel - The starter wifey. God I hope she is matched with someone who is awesome. I swear to god if they put her anywhere near Chris, I quit.
Rebecca - Curious if she is going to play the matronly role. I truly hope she shows up for those of us who are not in our 20's or 30's.
Gia - Oh perfect. Chris!!! We have your wife. Hope you both rip each other a part.
Alyssa - I am getting bunny in a pot vibes here. But damn that body is banging!!!!
Couples/Weddings -
David/Alyssa - These two think they are more charming than they are when they speak, he at least dials it back quickly. As for her, if literally everyone in your party (friends and parents) feels the need to warn other about you, you may want to take a moment and reflect. That crap at the ceremony was gross. Her vows were all about her and her fairytale image of what relationship is. I foresee her being a consistent problem
Rachel/Stephen - Were they matched because they both whine about comparing themselves to instagram? 2 people being insecure does not mean that you make a good match. I really really hope they end up being a good match for eachother but I do worry they are both going to spend all of their time over thinking about themselves.