u/MouthOfTurds

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I've lived a long time with a lot of different people and these here kids are crazy. They stuck me in here, they did. They stuck me in here with the crazies. It's because of my involvement in the war, but I can't tell nobody that. Then they'd kill me for sure. I hold it all in all the time. The way things are. Nobody else sees it. But I do. I go along with their routine, with that big ugly lady's routine. She'd a been killed in the army. Nobody would have stood for it. I'm always trying to keep all my information in. I'm the only one who knows the truth. But sometimes it just slips out even when I don't mean it to. Good thing it don't make no sense. To them anyway. The little government. That's what I like to call the nurses and the doctors and that damn public relation. That's the kind of people we used to git rid of. I wish somebody would understand.

I try to tell them one day. I try to slowly clue them in, bit by bit.

The flag is America. America is the plum. The peach. The watermelon. America is the gumdrop. The pumpken seed. America is the television.

It's all true America is squishy and sweet. Sometimes it tastes like water, but its got a real variety to it, too. It can be sour, but it's never salty and never spicy. Americans don't like salt and spice. And people here know more quicker and faster that near anybody else because of the blessed television.

I been a lot of places. I been to Mexico. They even got a cross in their name. A little x marking their little cross. There's crosses everywhere in Mexico. It's cause of their stiff and solid religion. Their religion is as hard as their crosses. Mexicans are hard and strong and brown, too. My grandma was a Mexican. Her name was Hazel. They've got so many colors down there. The sky is one big tsunami of color and the people think grey is a sin.

Now, the green sheep is Canada. Canada is the fir tree. The wheat field. The calendar.

I went to Canada too. Everything is clearer there. The water, the sky, the snow, the people. They aren't what the world would call strong, but there's nobody bothered by them. Nobody wants to mess with them, just to see how they tick. All the trees are what make it clear. Green is such a clear color. That and blue. You could see right into them and past them for a thousand miles. Canada has one season there all the time. The calendar never has to change. March could march right on through June to November. Canada's just funny that way.

On September 11, 2001, Muslims murdered nearly 3,000 Americans.

In the 25 years since, we’ve bent over backwards to appease them.

That stops NOW!

I urge every red blooded American to make sure these scumbags know they’re not welcome.

If you see one of their women with their headscarves, rip it off her, since exposing her hair is a grave disgrace for them.

Pelt them with bacon, shout at them, verbally and physically abuse them. Smear bacon on the doors of any halal restaurant you see. If they cross the road in front of you, floor the gas.

Let September 11, 2026 be the Kristalnacht for Muslims. There are 2,000,000 of them in our country. We need to get it down to 0!

I deliver for DoorDash and Grubhub. I get lots of orders to campus.

I’m originally from Cincinnati, so I’m a big Reds and Bengals fan. I often wear a Reds cap.

Tonight, I was making a delivery to Broome Hall. It was a drop off order. After I took the order photo and was about to leave, a pair of young ladies came up behind me. Apparently, they saw a red baseball cap and assumed it was a MAGA hat, and began shouting at me for “wearing that hate here” and began screaming various profanity at me. I kept trying to explain what it was (I had assumed the wishbone C emblem would make it obvious), but then the one grabbed my hat and ran off with it, followed by the other.

To those students: I am not interested in pressing charges. I just want my cap back and an apology. If you are that person, please message me here. I already forgive you, I just want what’s mine.

Thank you.

My partner and I welcomed a baby boy a few years ago. We realized it would be SO fetch to have a trans child. We’ve tried everything to get him to want to be a girl. We buy him Barbies, get him pink clothes, etc but he throws such a fit! Having a trans kid is such a great status symbol! Any advice? All he wants to do is play with trucks and watch Paw Patrol and go to church!

Where did we fail as parents?

The Joke is on them, my communications do not work, but I pay Nothing. 
Here is a list of all my communications again, remember none of it works for me. I get nothing and they get nothing for thousands of dollars per-month. Forty-two-years I have never had real communications. Here is the list:
They are human? They piggyback on cheryls and other peoples' cell phone accounts with or without their knowledge. They set up voice and text messaging, as though it is me. Now you see why they use this tactic, it is endless in possibilities and the lazy man can do it. They use corporations to do this to me as well. They use 'dummy' invoices as though I have accounts. NONE OF MY COMMUNICATIONS WORK, NONE.
Figure this, I have no boss to check in with and I am not under the gun, as they are.
The lie/hide/cry, and manipulate facts and truth and they are scared. Willie Jones, in the shelter on Third and Virginia, Seattle, WA-The Family Adult Service Center, is where I stay. You should see Willie Jones he is scared and he taunts me and tries to get me kicked out. He flashes his money in my face and he picks on me when the whole shelter is asleep, he comes to my mat. He wants me to become a wimp/lady as he is, he looks at my chest with lust, the Corporations created my boobs and man have they spent quadrillions of dollars. Willie Jones flashes his thousand dollars he has at me, it means nothing to me. He did this last night and kicked another persons mat three times and wanted protection as I confronted him face to face, he wanted to get a free shot on me, but could not. Willie Jones has immunity and I will not hit him and I will not 'taunt' him as he taunts me. He really has been arrested by the cops and everyone knows he has friends and the cops will want to believe him more than me. I am not a coward, he has immunity and he has a lying tongue.
You ought to see the men breaking.
They realize my communications are not worth a 'poop' yet I am still here. I get nothing and I get nothing, no harm. All this and more is working on them. They cannot force me to hang with the worms at the shelter suring the day, and the day on the street just increased. The ones' really involved are broke mentally and Willie is not the only one. Everyone is a handler and I have no friends at the shelter, except the victims themselves?
The Inquisitions are here, the Spanish/religious and the Secular Inquisitions.
I am wearing a dagger cross given by the First United Methodist Church at breakfast on Sunday. This is a symbol that we are in dangerous times, it is not a devil symbol to me. All this money and time spent for naught.

I HATE JOGGERS! You are given the greatest gift of all - life - and what do you do with it? Jog. Fucking narcissists! LOOK AT ME! Look at me lunge and stretch. Look at me hopping in place while I wait for the lights to change. Oooooh, I'm not going to run, I'm not going to walk - I'm going to JOG. Get off the fucking fence before I impale you on it. Ooops, I already have. I brought the head back for Boo Boo Wilkins but he isn't impressed. That cat has got ideas too big for its britches. I like to cut the heads off joggers to see if they keep on running like chickens. Sometimes the only difference between making love and making hate is a turn of the wrist.

I moved down South recently
With a great big master plan
Keep this country white as snow
'Cause of black folks I'm no fan

An ancient brotherhood who burn huge crosses
Grand Wizard's what we call our bosses
Now I can dress so regal
'Cause they just made me a Kleagle

Now I'm recruiting and it's hard to find new members
I haven't got one since December
Every one thinks that we're a hateful bunch
But that really isn't so
We want peace and love, you know
Only if your skin's white, though

So we've got our white hoods
A noose and a gun
Gonna ride until the break of day
Burnin' that cross like yeah
Bricks through a window, yeah

We put thallium in the dim sum at the Chinese restaurant today
Yeahhhhh, it's a party in the KKK
Yeahhhhh, it's a party in the KKK

We've broken laws maybe thousands of times, but we do it to protect our race
Take some greased-up hogs to the Muslim mosque, and let 'em mess up the place
Spray-paint the Mexican market
And that one downtown apartment
That rents its rooms out to gay couples
Burn a black church 'til it's rubble

We're no fans of interracial marriage
When we see the wedding carriage
We're gonna sabotage the steering wheel
It'll run right off the street
They'll get thrown out of their seats
And those scum will be dead meat!

So we got our chapters all over this land
From Atlanta to Grand Marais
Reading Klorans like yeah
Bribing the cops like yeah
Infiltrating the powers that be, we're the Invisible Empire, hey
Yeahhhhhhhh, it's a party in the KKK
Yeahhhhhhhh, it's a party in the KKK

We're not a hate group, that's for sure
We're more tolerant than before
We don't hate Catholics anymore
But we still think the South should have won the war

Boy you'd better get your black ass out of town
We're white and we'll stay that way
Wavin' Reb flags like yeah
Buildin' the bombs like yeah
We're the original Boyz 'n Da Hoodz
Gettin' jiggy wit the Wiz today
Yeaaaaaah, we the gangstaz of the KKK
Yeaaaaaah, it's a party in the KKK

1. The world is 157 years old. It always has been.
2. Dinosaurs are a lie that people tell because they are weak.
3. You are happy, you just don’t know it.
4. We are all descended from the same tree.
5. Everyone is related to everyone else, except for people with red hair.
6. Sperm does not exist - it is a lie spread by biology teachers - along with everything else you have ever been told.
7. Men are supposed to lie with nine new partners a week. Women are supposed to lie with six, except for in July, when they must lie with five men a day.
8. Aliens exist and are present on earth. If you have a birth mark, you may be descended from Kraff, the famous Emperor of the 4th Paradigm.
9. Trees talk, but only some people hear them.

I was walking to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams when I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension.

The Joke is on them, my communications do not work, but I pay Nothing.

Here is a list of all my communications again, remember none of it works for me. I get nothing and they get nothing for thousands of dollars per-month. Forty-two-years I have never had real communications. Here is the list:

They are human? They piggyback on cheryls and other peoples' cell phone accounts with or without their knowledge. They set up voice and text messaging, as though it is me. Now you see why they use this tactic, it is endless in possibilities and the lazy man can do it. They use corporations to do this to me as well. They use 'dummy' invoices as though I have accounts. NONE OF MY COMMUNICATIONS WORK, NONE.

Figure this, I have no boss to check in with and I am not under the gun, as they are.

The lie/hide/cry, and manipulate facts and truth and they are scared. Willie Jones, in the shelter on Third and Virginia, Seattle, WA-The Family Adult Service Center, is where I stay. You should see Willie Jones he is scared and he taunts me and tries to get me kicked out. He flashes his money in my face and he picks on me when the whole shelter is asleep, he comes to my mat. He wants me to become a wimp/lady as he is, he looks at my chest with lust, the Corporations created my boobs and man have they spent quadrillions of dollars. Willie Jones flashes his thousand dollars he has at me, it means nothing to me. He did this last night and kicked another persons mat three times and wanted protection as I confronted him face to face, he wanted to get a free shot on me, but could not. Willie Jones has immunity and I will not hit him and I will not 'taunt' him as he taunts me. He really has been arrested by the cops and everyone knows he has friends and the cops will want to believe him more than me. I am not a coward, he has immunity and he has a lying tongue.

You ought to see the men breaking.

They realize my communications are not worth a 'poop' yet I am still here. I get nothing and I get nothing, no harm. All this and more is working on them. They cannot force me to hang with the worms at the shelter suring the day, and the day on the street just increased. The ones' real

ly involved are broke mentally and Willie is not the only one. Everyone is a handler and I have no friends at the shelter, except the victims themselves?

The Inquisitions are here, the Spanish/religious and the Secular Inquisitions.

I am wearing a dagger cross given by the First United Methodist Church at breakfast on Sunday. This is a symbol that we are in dangerous times, it is not a devil symbol to me. All this money and time spent for naught.

The reality is that the residents of Black Wall Street were crack dealers and gangbangers. That’s how they got so wealthy. And then the DEA and the ATF were getting ready to crack down on them, so they had BLM torch and bomb their own place for sympathy.

Does that offend you?

Now, think about how our Jewish brothers and sisters feel when you deny the Holocaust!

Trump has called third world countries “shit holes”.

And he wants to regulate where we can go to the bathroom!

Let’s fight back in the most poetic way we can! This Friday, 5/15/2026, we need to have the Great American Shit In! Not a sit in, a shit in! All day, no matter where you are, if you have to shit, do it in your pants, or just drop a deuce there wherever! It’ll make the fascist agenda think twice about telling us where to relieve ourselves, and it’ll show white supremacists what a shit hole country really looks and smells like!

Trump has called third world countries “shit holes”.

And he wants to regulate where we can go to the bathroom!

Let’s fight back in the most poetic way we can! This Friday, 5/15/2026, we need to have the Great American Shit In! Not a sit in, a shit in! All day, no matter where you are, if you have to shit, do it in your pants, or just drop a deuce there wherever! It’ll make the fascist agenda think twice about telling us where to relieve ourselves, and it’ll show white supremacists what a shit hole country really looks and smells like!

Any good places with karaoke or trivia on Saturday the 16th?

Trump has called third world countries “shit holes”.

And he wants to regulate where we can go to the bathroom!

Let’s fight back in the most poetic way we can! This Friday, 5/15/2026, we need to have the Great American Shit In! Not a sit in, a shit in! All day, no matter where you are, if you have to shit, do it in your pants, or just drop a deuce there wherever! It’ll make the fascist agenda think twice about telling us where to relieve ourselves, and it’ll show white supremacists what a shit hole country really looks and smells like!

So how much per month do they charge? Their website and social media don’t say, and they get evasive when you ask. I got a 3 day free pass after doing the Bridge Run, and I use wanna know what I’d be looking at as cost before I go in and let them give me a big sales pitch