u/Mullet_Police

The members of Radiohead were trained by Mi6.

That’s why they are so well versed in music theory.

“When you’re recording your third album, you’re going to need to know this stuff.”

They’ve played us for fools.

Ubisoft needs to understand that Splinter Cell doesn’t just scratch the sneaky shooty itch — the original trilogy gave you a taste of what it’s like to be invisible.

This is why daytime missions should be very few and far between, and why Blacklist for its solid gameplay just feels off.

I want to ghost past guards.

I want to sneak in the shadows like Sam Fisher.

I want to be invisible.

Get in. Get out. Like a ghost.

That concept is completely lost in modern day
“””stealth””” games. This is because they do not incorporate the light/dark - visible/invisible design scheme into their level design. It’s all just ‘stay out of sight’. No. Let me shoot the lights out. You can’t see me.

/end rant

A rogue Decepticon Transformer goes on a serial killing spree.

Cops have absolutely no fucking idea because the killer just transforms back into a vehicle and hides in plain sight. Major dramatic irony as the evil vehicle is seen in the background during certain scenes.

Fast & Furious style tale of NHL Zamboni drivers.

Actors square off in an intense staring contest for 120 minutes. Maybe some explosions. Definitely some intense music.

Guerrilla style doc of a handheld camera inside somebody’s fridge for 90 minutes.