second part of this

By the way, you can use your local law as a reference.

I'd probably get arrested for harassment because I wouldn't be able to resist petting any alien I came across. Haha

So Again, people of the subreddit, what are you being accused of, and what was the reason?

TheCoolestOscar Bleated:

Well, I was babysitting this Venlil pup while his mom was at work. And this little guy got hungry, so I decided to make him something to eat. I was preparing a salad for him when he came up to my leg and started begging me for the "juicy yellow apple" I was putting in the salad.

I hadn't told him it was a lemon (even though I'd already tried them in salads without him noticing), so he thought it was a type of apple. Even though I told him no, he just kept insisting until he finally gave in.

Or at least that's what I thought, because when I looked away for a moment, the little guy jumped up and snatched a lemon off the counter, and before I could stop him, he took a bite out of the fruit. Which obviously caused the expected reaction...

Anyway, he's fine now and he learned his lesson, or so I think. But honestly, I'm still trying to figure out how to tell his mom what happened. Maybe I should have told the little guy what a lemon was. But honestly, I didn't think about that at the time because I'm an idiot :v

TehvakTheBird Bleated:

[October 21 2136]

Thanks to everyone who shared their advice in the comments. I looked for where to get these rainbow tights and bought a pair. honestly didn't expect them to be so comfortable to wear, they are quite soft, although they do feel a little tight. I hope they really do help to scare away predators with their bright colors.. Anyway, many of you told me that it will simply treat humans like any other prey, which is genuinely crazy to think about; they are predators after all. And I definitely don't plan to submit and start acting "cute" just so they don't eat me!!. I still have some decency, for Inatala's sake.!!

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TehvakTheBird Bleated:

[October 25 2136]

Fuck, Yesterday a human approached me to talk. He complimented my appearance and asked for my number. I was too nervous and terrified, so I just did what he asked. And worst of all, today he invited me out to "eat" something—I don't know what that means. Does he plan to eat me???, or did he invite me on a hunting trip?!!! What should I do??? Should I not go and hide, or should I go so he doesn't get angry and come looking for me to eat me!!??

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TehvakTheBird Bleated:

[October/20/2136]

For the love of Inatala, why did Tarva think letting those Predators roam around was a good idea???!! And the worst part is they're practically next door to where I live. I'm thinking of moving to get away from those monsters. But for now, does anyone have any ideas on how I can protect myself from them????!!!

OOC: Okay guys, I've been thinking and I came up with this idea for this little RP saga where you bastards will decide the fate of this poor Krakotl through the influence of the internet. Basically, the RP comments with the most upvotes will be considered for the next part. But in short, you can turn this into a nice story or let this bird go crazy. You are the ones who decide…

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