u/No-Throat-3391

I cannot believe how much of an Office nerd I am. The fact that I even did this is wild and I genuinely have a hard time believing it myself

I was out with my now ex girlfriend two nights ago. She disappeared while we were at a club. I didn't think much of it until I found her making out with some random girl in a far corner of the club

I stormed off and she chased me outside. We had a very heated exchange of some choice words. At one point she goes "you wouldn't be reacting like this if you were sober. You're drunk."

I literally replied with "AND YOU'RE A LIAR! OH LOOK EVERYONE, WE'RE ALL MAKING OBSERVATIONS!"

Needless to say we broke up but looking back on the last few days, which have been rough, that at least makes me laugh

Edit: damn this post really brought some incels out of their mom's basements 😆

Bbq chicken wings and a banana

My ex partner, we'll call her N, assaulted me two nights ago and I'm still just so confused and hurt by the whole experience.

We all went out with a group of friends to a local Club Friday night. It all went totally fine, there were five of us in total, just hanging out and dancing. When we left we all got in the car together. N was on the far side and this girl we'll call A was in between us. I had my head towards the front of the car talking to my other friends and wasn't paying much attention to anything they were doing. When I turned around, I saw A and N making out with each other. We were basically at my place already so I hopped out of the car. No lie, I was fuming. Not mad at friend A though, we talked and we're cool, she had no idea that N was lying about us having an open relationship. Everyone dipped while N and I were arguing with each other. Eventually the argument actually turned fairly cordial and we basically just agreed that this wasn't working. We were both drunk and N doesn't have a car so we just went to bed with the intention of me dropping her off in the morning.

Flash forward to twenty minutes later. I'm falling asleep and I suddenly wake up to the feeling of her choking me from behind with her forearm. I pushed her away and said "what the fuck are you doing?" but she doubled down and tried to choke me even harder. Luckily I'm pretty strong because she's not exactly weak herself, but I got her off me, turned the lights on and said I'm driving you home right now. That's when she lost her shit. I'm talking full blown disassociation from reality. She alternated between saying things like "I fucking hate you, I can't wait to never talk to you again, I'm gonna fuck ten different guys by the end of this week," to saying shit like "don't leave me, what did I do? Why are you doing this?"

I got her outside and told her to sit in my back passenger seat. She refused and started flipping out again. She said "I'll start screaming," and I realized at that point that she was capable of anything, including trying to fabricate some bullshit narrative. I pulled out my phone and started recording her right as she went to slap me and her countenance changed immediately. She was laughing and saying "smart boy. Guess you've done this before." The whole drive home she was saying things like "I just thought it would be kinky, I thought you'd like being choked, I thought you'd want a threesome, don't you feel so alive right now?" I recorded her the entire time.

We get to her street and I tell her to get out. She spends six minutes trying to get me to get out of the car to "talk to her." I said we can talk right here and she kept insisting that I get out and refusing to leave. Crying and begging me to reconsider. She was standing outside the passenger door. The moment she took her arm out of my window, I drove off.

I'm just reeling right now. We were together for five months. We said I love you multiple times. We genuinely had so much in common. It's like the person she was Friday night was someone else entirely. I feel so betrayed and disgusted and I'm also questioning myself and if I did something to cause this or overreacted. I know that isn't logical but I was raised by two narcissists and bullied a lot so I don't have a lot of confidence or self respect. Anyway, just wanted to vent. I'll be talking to my therapist about this of course and I'm really glad I got the video footage in case anything ever happens with this shit.

Edit: I should add that I will never be speaking to her again and will be contacting a lawyer to see how I should go about this with the police

Just hit four grand on my library savings 🔥

Socks my friend got me for my birthday

Quoted The Office during a very heated argument that ended with a breakup

[NSFW] [Trigger warning: domestic violence] I was assaulted by someone I thought I could trust