u/NoSleepUntilVacation
▲ 281 r/TwoSentenceSadness
My humans seem really sad as we're getting in the car.
I dunno what "vick-shin" is, but I wanna be there for them.
u/NoSleepUntilVacation — 14 days ago
▲ 184 r/legalcatadvice
Go compooper crimez!
Big Sister playz dis gaym uzin a laptop, but I wantz to be laptop, so I sitz on da laptop n becomez laptoptop! I hitz lotsa buttonz!
Bartholomew
u/NoSleepUntilVacation — 28 days ago
▲ 149 r/legalcatadvice
Da wind can go eepy til I getz my fud!
Big Sister play dis gaym called Wind Waykurr... she needz to get me sum fud furst! She sez she gibs me fud, but itz stinkee, so it duzn't cownt!
Bartholomew
u/NoSleepUntilVacation — 1 month ago
▲ 120 r/TwoSentenceHappiness
You've changed a lot since the last time you played with us.
But when you brought us out of storage to your new place, and even kept us by your side while you slept, we knew you'd never forgotten us.
u/NoSleepUntilVacation — 2 months ago
▲ 120 r/IllegallySmolCats
u/NoSleepUntilVacation — 2 months ago
▲ 99 r/legalcatadvice
Last nite I do poop crimez! I go pee in da cat box, but it wuz stinky in there, so I poop owtside! Big Sister cawt me n put me back in da box, but still needed to cleen up!
Den 2day she nawt onlee cleened my cat box... she got me a seckind box! I gotz 2 toylettes for da prize of wun! (Still mite do poop crimez, tho...)
Bartholomew
u/NoSleepUntilVacation — 2 months ago