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u/No_Control8540

r/ss14 r/ShitPostCrusaders r/HelldiversUnfiltered
▲ 37 r/ss14

AmeriMime Psycho

My name, is Makes-The-Wall. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, a balanced diet of mimeana bread with a side of Nothing, and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on a chilled mime mask while practicing my claps. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the mask I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated scale cleanser and a baguette scented body scrub. I then apply a bleaching facial masque, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use waterproof facepaint, because there is a very high possibility I'll get pied by the Clown. Black lipstick, then an anti-aging eyeshadow followed by the final protective layer of my plastic mask.

There is an idea of a Mime. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold green gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even clap along with me as I slip the HoS and then stand behind my invisible wall while he attempts to magdump me...

I am simply. Not. There.

u/No_Control8540 — 4 days ago
▲ 8 r/ss14

Rate my Keybinds

Behold my evil fucked up mind

I use arrow keys to change my station orientation and zoom in/out
Home to orient myself
The numpad is my memorized emote wheel now

Middle Mouse Button to point agressively with ease

C to flop down on the floor

Just a peek into my damaged psyche, feel free to use too

version: 1
binds:
- key: Up
  function: ZoomIn
- key: Down
  function: ZoomOut
- key: Left
  function: CameraRotateLeft
- key: Right
  function: CameraRotateRight
- key: Home
  function: CameraReset
- key: End
  function: ResetZoom
- key: NumpadNum0
  type: Command
  function: me yawns
- key: NumpadNum1
  type: Command
  function: me sighs
- key: NumpadNum2
  type: Command
  function: me sighs
- key: NumpadNum3
  type: Command
  function: me sobs
- key: NumpadEnter
  type: Command
  function: me screams
- key: NumpadAdd
  type: Command
  function: me screams
- key: NumpadEnter
  type: Command
  function: me screams
- key: NumpadNum4
  type: Command
  function: me snaps
- key: NumpadNum5
  type: Command
  function: me coughs
- key: NumpadNum6
  type: Command
  function: me whistles
- key: NumpadNum7
  type: Command
  function: me clap
- key: NumpadNum8
  type: Command
  function: me claps!
- key: NumpadNum9
  type: Command
  function: me laughs
- key: NumpadSubtract
  type: Command
  function: me flips
- key: NumpadMultiply
  type: Command
  function: me marr
- key: NumpadDivide
  type: Command
  function: me farts
- mod1: Shift
  key: MouseMiddle
  function: Point
- canFocus: True
  key: MouseMiddle
  function: Point
- mod1: Shift
  key: B
  function: SmartEquipBackpack
- key: MouseButton4
  function: SmartEquipBackpack
- key: NumpadDecimal
  type: Command
  function: me salutes
- key: PageUp
  function: OpenGuidebook
- key: Insert
  function: SaveItemLocation
- key: R
  function: EditorRotateObject
- mod1: Shift
  key: E
  function: SmartEquipBelt
- key: C
  function: ToggleStanding
- key: Space
  function: Sprint
- key: C
  function: RMCRest
- mod1: Shift
  key: C
  function: RMCInteractWithOtherHand
leaveEmpty: []
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u/No_Control8540 — 11 days ago
▲ 94 r/ss14

Respawned as Space Clown and bumped onto the Syndie shuttle on complete accident. One jaws of life acquisition later...

This was a blast 🤡

u/No_Control8540 — 14 days ago