I have been a ninja of a nudist for the past 14 years no one in my family suspects a thing ask me anything.
Quick disclaimer: No this isnt NSFW
Content warning: mentions of religious hypocrisy and hatred and a PDFile neighbour.
So as the title says I 24M have been a nudist for around 14 years. Yes Since I was 10 almost 11 No this is not due to being a victim the neighbour is a story I heard second hand from my older sister. Side note: I live in the UK so thankfully my family are not in the MAGA Cult.
Short version of how it started: home alone during a summer heat wave, ended up without clothes trying to cool off, stayed like that until someone came home, did it again a few days later only then did I realise I was more comfortable without clothes on then with them on but I didnt know it was called nudism until a year later.
When I was 18 I was considering telling my parents but then when we were on the way home from a holiday on the radio talk about a nudist beach came up and my mum went off on this anti nudist tyrade out of nowhere and my dad agreed with her. I was too shocked to ask what the hell that was about but the following month I asked my older sister if she knew what that was about (my sister was not on holiday with us). For privacy reasons I'll just call my sister OS (Older sister). Just a reminder: this is second hand from my sister I genuinely do not remember this neighbou at all so I think I was at a friends house or something when this incident happened.
Apprently when she was 9 and I was 7 we used to have this neighbour who claimed to be a nudist when someone saw him naked in his living room window. At the time no one questioned it since no kids were outside and he seemed apologetic about not closing his window curtains.
Few days later though another parent caught the SOB doing you know what to his you know what as kids walked by. The neighbour was luckily arrested and eventually a couple brought the house and are actually good people. Unfortunetly now because of that disgusting sack of crap my parents think Nudist = Pedophile they falsely stereotyped a whole community because of 1 POS.
If you did even a minute of research you'd know this:
- nudism is not sexual yes there are some nudists who are positive about it but they know where to draw the line
- much like the LGBTQ+ Community the Nudist community are OPENLY Anti Pedophile. But unfortunetly my folks are not only transphobic supporting JK Rowlings hate crimes. But they also stopped listening to Elton John and even deny ever being fans of his because somehow they never knew he was gay until they saw Rocketman.
How I know they were fans: Crocodile Rock was literally one of if not the first song I ever heard
Side note on their hypocrisy: When I pointed out how many pedos are in teaching roles and christianity (my parents are christian and my mum used to be a teacher assistant) they said "Ohhh but thats just a few bad apples they're not all like that" AS IF THEY'RE NOT DOING EXACTLY THAT TO 2 COMMUNITIES.
I dont know how my parents haven't realised I am a nudist but then again it took up to last month for them to realise I am an Athiest for even longer then I have been a nudist despite the fact that I:
- never go to church
- speed up eating my dinner when they talk about church
- and immedietly say NO when they try inviting me to church events.
As the end of the title says I dot have any issues answering any questions you may have about nudism or my lifestyle as a nudist even if it was the basic questions.
TLDR: I am a secret nudist of nearly 14 years and my anti nudist bigot hypocrite parents suspect nothing.