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Image 1 — I have an old vinyl record which I absolutely hate. Tell me, how should I destroy it?
Image 2 — I have an old vinyl record which I absolutely hate. Tell me, how should I destroy it?
▲ 1 r/teenagersnew

I have an old vinyl record which I absolutely hate. Tell me, how should I destroy it?

I've already some stuff to it (as you can see), so don't tell me to sell it

u/OkMeasurement1473 — 5 days ago
▲ 1 r/teenagersbuthot

I have an old vinyl record which I absolutely hate. Tell me, how should I destroy it?

I've already some stuff to it (as you can see), so don't tell me to sell it

u/OkMeasurement1473 — 5 days ago
▲ 11 r/vinyl

[RIP] I have an absolutely unplayable, shattered record. What's a creative/dramatic way to put it out of its misery?

Please put down your pitchforks! I have a record that is completely beyond saving. It’s severely warped/deeply scratched/partially snapped, and dragging a stylus across this thing would instantly destroy the needle. It's essentially a frisbee at this point.
Rather than just tossing it in the garbage, I want to give it a proper, maybe slightly chaotic funeral. Has anyone here ever creatively destroyed or violently repurposed a dead record? I’m talking about target practice, shattering it for art, safely melting it, etc. How do you guys dispose of records that are 100% dead?

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u/OkMeasurement1473 — 6 days ago
▲ 17 r/lingling40hrs

Please roast me and my dead clarinet into oblivion.

Look, we all know woodwinds get enough hate, but I want to take it a step further. I have a completely unplayable clarinet that is bound for the trash. Before it goes, I want to send it off in a way that maximizes my own embarrassment for ever playing it.
Give me your most chaotic, sacrilegious ideas to break it, and make me cry while you’re at it. don’t hold back!

u/OkMeasurement1473 — 8 days ago
▲ 0 r/Trombone

1st chair clarinet. I carry my entire woodwind section and honestly the whole ensemble depends on me. Trombone section please put me in my place.

Don’t hold back

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u/OkMeasurement1473 — 10 days ago
▲ 4 r/orchestra

I'm 1st chair clarinet. I carry my entire woodwind section and honestly the whole ensemble. I need Reddit to humble me completely — don't hold back, go for blood

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u/OkMeasurement1473 — 11 days ago
▲ 0 r/marchingband

First chair clarinet here. Without me, our band would sound like a flock of dying geese. I have an unbearable superiority complex and need to be brought back down to earth. Do your absolute worst: rip me to shreds, insult my entire existence, and put me in my place.

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u/OkMeasurement1473 — 11 days ago