Worst reddit date
So, a few days ago I had posted in this community about how I wanted to go on a date with someone cuz I'm 20 and gay and single
Anyways, one guy from reddit dm'ed me
He wanted to keep things mysterious and lived near me in isb
And so he knew abt my uni and that's the only thing he knew about me
Anyways I decided to meet him and waited for him outside my uni gate as the plan was intended
But he stood me up and I waited for him for abt 30 mins in this heat 😭😭 and I was sleep deprived cuz I had just pulled an all nighter for my final.
Anyways he texted me later after I came home saying that he got stuck at his uni and couldn't make it, so he asked me to meet at his friends hostel 😭😭and I was like that is so sketchy - I asked him to meet me at a cafe (public space) and I invited my friend too who lived near (he's straight but very supportive of my side quests 🤪)
Anyways, I waited for him in the cafe and when he came he wasn't even coming inside the cafe and asked me to come outside and was so rude 😭
Anyways he finally came in and the dude was so chopped ISTG 😭🙏🏻 he was giving me the ick with his fake accents too
I couldn't keep up a straight face and didn't even make eye contact with him that much and got super awkward - though I did smile cuz I didn't wanna seem rude
He wanted to leave after 15 mins of our chat 😭but I made him stay 5 mins cuz my friend wasn't here yet and I wanted my friend to see my mystery date
my friend got stuck in traffic but then when he finally came 😭😭 I looked at my friend and immediately bursted out laughing
Like the minute he came up those stairs of the cafe I saw his face and burst out laughing 😭 ISTG never laughed this hard in a long time 😭
And I laughed so hysterically that everyone at the cafe looked at me 😭 as if I was having a stroke
My friend was pretending as if he didn't know me cuz he was being low-key in front of my random Reddit date
I rushed to the bathroom cuz I couldn't stop laughing and the washroom was closed 😭
I came back and kept on laughing
My friend sat somewhere else to keep an eye on me and the date
So my reddit date knew that I was friends with him cuz I couldn't stop laughing 😭 and looking at him
Anyways he also knew that I was way way way out of his league 😭and asked me to rate him on his physical appearances and if he was what I was expecting cuz I hadn't seen him before 😭😭
Anyways after I hysterically laughed my ass off
My reddit date literally ran cuz he thought I was crazy 😭😭 like he just shook my hand and said he had to bounce somewhere
Anyways I gave him my fake name and he didn't even have my number
Also he was broke as hell
My friend felt sorry for me and told me I'm too pretty to be doing things like these 😭😭
When I went home I blocked him cuz I didn't wanna waste his or my time by engaging further...