u/Ok_Spell_4165

I didn't ask you to repeat yourself 3 times because I didn't understand you or wasn't paying attention. I did it because I can't hear your mumbles over the noise.

Stop mumbling. Get your diaphragm into it, project that voice and enunciate!

Id offer the alternative of getting that muffler fixed but I'm pretty sure the average coffee maker could drown out your mumbling.

I'm working with a new hire today and she is already a bundle of nerves, first day at first job.. I get it.

The customers are just not helping at all..

First customer of the day I already knew was going to be a problem. He is a regular who very much annoys everyone. He gets a little touchy feely with the mannequins and has a tendency to hit on any woman, employee or customer.

Creepy enough when he does it to me, new girl is barely half his age. Managed to head him off before he got too creepy with her but still.. Not a great start.

Few customers later and she got to experience one of the "It's legal tender you have to take it people"

A pair that refused to show ID, one of which asked if she was a Nazi.

Customer trying to return an item they bought at Walmart. We are not Walmart. That we are also a store and it being one of the few things we both sell was reason enough for her to expect us to be able to do the return. Got her first "I want the manager" out of this one.

Another return but this one a guy trying to scam us. He opened the box and replaced it with an old book and some newspaper. Even tried to reseal it. Didn't think we would check. Came back 10 minutes later to try and return the actual item however we don't do returns on opened merchandise.

And for a final test we had one try to get cash back. We do not accept cash. We do not have cash. Our POS doesn't have any prompts for the customer other than a yes/no to confirm total. He insists he put in $50 cash back.

All in all a weeks worth of pain in the butt customers in her first 3 hours.

I am almost worried she won't come back from lunch.