How do you actually sign up for foster homes (not for me)

I got a friend who is going through some stuff and really needs to be in a foster home, but they have no idea where to start.

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u/Ok_Wishbone_8345 — 6 days ago

Is there a subreddit for people that have been through through foster homes or at least familiar with the process?

This isn't for me, I got a friend who's going through some stuff.

Really I just need to know how to actually sign up for foster homes, and I cannot find anything that would help. I tried use r/askreddit but the ai said my request was "too personal"

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u/Ok_Wishbone_8345 — 6 days ago

Hypothetical Iron Lung Chapter

Note: I wrote this post on 2/24/2026, and this note the day after. Because I made a account just for this post, I had to wait two weeks to fully post this due to the anti spam system which from what I've seen (which isn't a whole lot) does not work. So if this resembles anything else that may come out in those two weeks (either official or fan made) it is purely coincidence.

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So I recently saw Iron Lung (certified peak) and thought I should try to add Simon to dbd as a survivor, which fits dbd's goal of modern horror coming to dbd.

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Perks: Survival Instinct, Emergency Repair, One In Blood

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Survival Instinct: You've been through hell, and you'll do anything to get through in one piece

Whenever you stun or blind the killer you become exhausted for 30 seconds and the killer is 5/10/15% hindered for 7 seconds. If you are injured, the killer is hindered an extra 10%. This perk cannot be used while exhausted.

"You want the butcher? I'll give you the butcher!" -Simon

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Emergency Repair: You've spent your entire life repairing vital systems, and you won't stop now

After failing a repair skill check, gain a 2/4/6% repair speed bonus until you are no longer working on that generator.

"You tested this thing, right?" -Simon

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One In Blood: You're quick to develop a close camaraderie with your teammates

Whenever you are within 12 meters of a hooked survivor, their hook progression is slowed by 50% and they're unhook meter grows by 3/4/5% a second.

"We are all one in blood" -Elli

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Voicelines:

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Joing a lobby:

"Where am I?!"

"Is this real?"

"Hello everybody"

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Failing a skill check:

"Godamnit!"

"Why now, of all times why now?"

"Piece of shit!"

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Picked up:

"Fuck you"

"Don't mind me, pretend I'm not here"

"Way, woah, what are you doing, what are you doing?!"

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Unhooked:

"Thank you"

"Are you with Eden?"

"What are you doing here, its not safe."

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Escaped:

"Am I finally free now?"

"Yes! I did it!"

"I'm out of here!"

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Niche voice lines:

Healing Jill Valentine: "Are your ribs okay?"

Using shoulder the burden: "I just wanna see what my body can handle"

Unhooking Gabriel: "Can you repair a space station?"

Escaping from Springtrap or from Freddy Fazbear's Pizza: "I am the KING!"

Start of match on Freddy Fazbears Pizza: "This looks familiar"

Springtrap when Simon is a survivor in the lobby: "There he is"

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Customizations:

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Simon skins: Infected (Very Rare) Warfstache (Legendary)

Infected: how mark looked at the end of the movie, infected with the blood

Warfstache: self explanatory

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Other skins: Yui: Ava (legendary) Dwight: Previous Inmate (Very rare)

Ava: The captain lady who died

Previous Inmate: The guy that told Simon to cross the wires

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Charm: Elli

Elli: The monster from the movie stylized like a cute plush (like that one Knight charm mixed with that one sticker of Elli)

"You can trust them"

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Banner: The SM-13

SM-13: The official name of the iron lung, shown being lowered via chains into a blood ocean (like that one poster)

"Any rumors of the SM-13 being used for so called mob justice via force suffocation have been proven false"

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u/Ok_Wishbone_8345 — 3 months ago