Let me get this straight: Dedrick knows the Japanese legal system enough to where he helped 2 Yakuza members get out on bail and his cellmates were crying the day he got released?
Given these recent shames, ’tis an honor to be among real men, not these loathsome sodomitical cocksucking rogues! Like the knave who married my cousin—he should fuckin’ die!
What befell Gary Cooper, that stout and silent sort? Verily, such a man was an American indeed. He troubled not himself with the discourse of his passions, but did only that which duty required of him.