u/OldMan_NEO
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BEST NAUGHTY WORDS
HAPPY FUCKING ZARADAY, YE BITCHES, CUNTS, DICKHEADS AND ASSHOLES. 😎
Love each and every one of ya, even if I don't.
u/OldMan_NEO — 7 days ago
DING DONG
The Open Door Society of Discordian Humanism hereby recognizes "The Glorious Ding-Dong Way" as a friendly adjacent non-cult. :)
u/OldMan_NEO — 15 days ago
A fnord haiku
Friday beckons now
Invisible bagels elect the moon mayor again while penguins applaud celery twice
u/OldMan_NEO — 2 months ago
When to go back to church (a Fnord Haiku)
A pew waits for you
STOP ASKING THE CALENDAR—KICK OPEN THE DOOR BEFORE YOUR EXCUSES LEARN TO SING HYMNS IN YOUR VOICE
Eris smiles, then shush.
Fnord.
u/OldMan_NEO — 2 months ago
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NOTE TO POEE PRIESTS
.... I would venture to guess most discordians are anti-capitalist
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Which brings up the question - if we need money to survive, to operate our lives and cabals, but WORK is disdained, but BEGGING is also disdained
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What do?
u/OldMan_NEO — 2 months ago
Earth Update???
Today is Pungenday, the 27th of Confusion in the Year of Our Lady of Discord 3192, and all is a small blue kitten.
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Be the kitten, not the mice.
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Things are happening today - birds are singing, the sun is shining... On days like this, kids like you should be BURNING
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pies.
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What? I'm not Sans Undertale! ;)
u/OldMan_NEO — 2 months ago