u/OnePsychology528

I thought I had more of these saved, but apparently I only have 13. Hmm. Anyways I love them.

1: it's way overdone. If the sub doesn't have a strict theme, you WILL find it on there eventually.

2: Batman didn't choose his name just because he was afraid of bats. It was a fear he use to have that he conquered, and an inspiration he had of making the criminals have that same fear of him. Also bat gear looks cool, and he could most definitely afford cool. I hate how the comments under these posts are just basic small fears. Like buddy you are 1, still afraid of that, 2, nobody else is going to be. I'm sorry you're afraid of peekaboo or whatever, but good luck striking fear into the hands of hardened criminals by slapping your hands on your face or whatever.

Using correct logic, what is a fear you've overcome, that you'd use against wrongdoers?

#1: it's drastically overdone. Maybe it was cool to see the first few times in a suggestions sub, but now it's mostly just used to karma farm, and most of the time the OP only responds to like two comments, if they respond to any.

#2 It doesn't go by numbers or anything, so it's confusing and you have to check it to see how much op liked your suggestion. On top of that, just commenting with a single emoji is lazy, and gives very little feedback, or confirmation that op even watched/read/listened to what you said.

#3 half the time the title isn't even done right, the whole point of the template is so you can lead into it; "tell me your favorite song" "tell me your favorite book" "let me know your least favorite ship" and those can be followed by "and see if you're allowed in". But half of the titles are just "Let's try this!" "I believe in you!" "This will be fun" followed oddly by "And see if you're allowed in.

In summary, these posts are lazy, inefficient, overdone, confusing, and karma farmers. I hate them.

They're annoying and unnecessary. If you want random people on the internet to congratulate you on not dying yet, then just go to an actual birthday sub and say "It's my birthday". I don't want to see unnecessary info in an unrelated sub, I want normal memes in a memes sub, normal whimsy in a whimsy sub, and normal serious in a serious sub. If I want to hear about your birthday, I'll go to a birthday sub. Easy as that.

Sometimes there are hates that are so simple that to be forced to elaborate upon them is frustrating and draining. Why must I go in depth upon my basic despised? Must I rant back and forth, simply rephrasing it over and over and repeating my hateful sentiments in order to please the Word Minimum? It's dastardly as annoying, I wish to be able to post the title, and picture, and a simple "you know what I'm talking" about underneath. If everyone hates such a thing why must I defend my opinion before them? Why should I needlessly confirm their aggravation? Tis unnecessary in most cases, and I will fight on this hill till it looks as a mighty mountain to all who lay dying upon the base. ​

People are constantly using it on basic posts acting as if it's the shower thought or fact of the century. You see a post saying "what if 1+1=2" and it has like 60 of the little mind-blown awards for no reason. It's dumb. It doesn't even look like a good explosion, more like wonky croissant haircut. I despise this award, the posts that get it, and the people who give it. We hateses it, oh yes we do my precious.

Enjoy my trampoline, help my frog dance, watch my cat bounce, orient my horse, die to the bunny's, possibly be confused, find the secret on the beach, enjoy Gary's ribs :D, shake your head, and find the curved line. Have fun!

The ones that I think would be awesome are The Pirates of Penzance, Princess Bride, Lord of the Rings, and Pride and Prejudice. What about yall? And if you don't know the Muppets then to quote a wise king of the Britons, "You make me sad".

The entire sub is bots, idiots, and the reason for the stereotypes against redditors. Half the posts are someone posting the simplest meme known to mankind, saying PETAHHHHH I DONT UNDERSTANDDDDD. The other half is people posting the most complicated inside joke ever made, to which someone inevitably responds "Quagmire here, this is obviously a reference to the great lawn chair massacre on the 2nd moon in 1532" to which everyone goes "oh yeah I forgot about that one, this is a pretty obvious meme". The whole sub is idiots pretending to be smart, or smart people acting dumb. They're insufferable.

Bofuri: The main character, Maple, doesn't want to get hurt (as the title says) and pours everything into vitality (defense). Due to the games mechanics, her stats double multiple times and she becomes the unofficial boss of the game.

Still bofuru, a couple others, including her friend, pour everything into a single stat. Sally pours everything into agility and becomes a speedster. Mai and Yui put everything into strength and become overpowered glass cannons.

Viva la dirt league: He dumps everything into charisma, and just ends up making out with all the npc's, beating the bosses by being so attractive they turn to good.

Also Viva la dirt league: He dumps everything into intimidation (a substat of charisma) and just yells WOT at everything. And it works. He just threatens the npc's into giving the quest reward. He scares the npc that he was supposed to save so much it died.

It just cracks me up every time.